I know you've got Quidditch practice today, but I really need to tell you something.
Hermione.
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Mione,
That sounds a little ominous. Yes, I do have practice in a few minutes, but I'll put it off for you if you need me.
D.
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No, it's just...well.
Do you know any German?
~H.
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Other than "Heil Hitler", you mean? No. Why?
- D
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It is SO typical that you would only know that.
Okay, well do we know anyone who knows German?
~ H
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Granger, love, why this sudden fixation with German? Have you got a new German boyfriend that you're not telling me about? I know you have a thing for Europeans, especially after Krum, but still...
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Oh, so insecure, aren't you, Malfoy dear? No, I don't have a new boyfriend. If I did, you would be the first person I'd tell, fear not.
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Har-de-freaking-har, Granger. I am wetting my pants laughing at your wit.
Now will you just spill? I have a practice to go to, love, now we have established that there is no emergency.
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Well, Draco, it's like this. You know how our story has been faithfully documented by a fanfiction author?
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Ye-es...?
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Well, another kind soul has asked to translate our story into German. You know, so German readers can read our story too. And I just wondered if we know any German people who might be interested. Also, the author wants everybody to give (and I quote) HUGE THANKS to "oOMs MalfoyOo" for being so fabulous as to make this story accessible for all German people too.
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Well love, that is fascinating, although a little weird that so many people are reading and commenting on our lives, don't you think?
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Yes, Draco, but sadly that is something we have to live with as fictional characters. They also like to read another story by our faithful author, in which we are slightly older. And you are drunk.
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What a novel concept, Granger.
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Well, indeed. Anyway, that's all I wanted to tell you. So if you do happen to know any German speakers who could understand the translation, let them know, okay?
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Whatever you say, Granger. See you after practice. Love you.
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A/N it speaks for itself really :) the story is being translated to German! How awesome is that?