Hey. So this was just something that popped into my head one day. It used to be just Bella stealing Edward's car but as I was typing it up, it kind of just evolved into what it is now. I'm not sure how long it will go, but i will take any suggestions you all have so please review for me. i would sincerely love that.

Missing

Edward was hunting with the guys one day. Our wedding was in a few days. Well, our third wedding. Alice was going crazy saying there was so much to do in so little time. She was driving me crazy. I thought that if I didn't get out and do something crazy, I would explode from built up tension.

I suddenly got the best idea if what to do. You see, the family was in the middle of a humongous prank war. Of course, they wouldn't mess with the wedding planning or anything during the wedding and reception. Alice would tear them limb from limb and set them on fire.

I decided that I would pull something on Edward. Throughout the last several years his ego had grown to be massive. Actually, all the boys' egos had grown. Carlisle was the one exception to all these things. All of us girls were very annoyed by it. That's how the prank war got started. It was girls and Carlisle versus all the boys and Esme. It was kind of funny to see Carlisle and Esme against each other. So I should rephrase who went hunting. Edward, Emmett, Esme, Jacob, and Jasper went hunting. Carlisle stayed home and was currently sitting in his study presumably doing nothing. I ran upstairs to speak to him about my idea. When I got there, I found Alice, Nessie, and Rosalie sitting in the chairs in front of the desk and Carlisle standing behind them.

"You have the bright idea, Bella, so you get the big chair." Carlisle said and I went and sat down.

"For our next prank, we should take their most prized possessions and hide them. I have the place to hide them, but we have to find out what they are. We are actually going to take their top two most prized possessions."

"How are we going to get the items? They're coming home soon."

"Look again Alice. I called Edward and told him that they should stay out longer because you were terrorizing all of us and that if he came home on time, I wouldn't be there."

"Hey! I'm not terrorizing anyone!"

"No, you aren't but they don't know that. And, technically, it's really not that hard to believe. You can be quite the terror sometimes."

"Ok. So when are they coming home?"

"The day of the wedding. They'll be here a couple hours before the circus begins. I know Edward's two most prized possessions. We will be hijacking his Volvo and hos CD collection. Alice, you're next."

"His Ducati and his Civil War chess set." I wrote down what she said.

"Ok. Nessie, your next." I said turning to my daughter.

"Jake likes his dirt bike too much, but I'm not sure what else."

"What about that book you gave him? He's reading it too much. That's all he seems to do anymore."

"You're right. All he does it read that damned series of books."

"Watch it missy. I can still put you over my knee as punishment."

"Sorry mom."

"Ok. Rose."

"That's easy all his video game related things and his jeep."

"And last but not least is Carlisle."

"Let's see. I think it would have to be her design supplies and her scrapbooks."

"Ok. So now we have our list. We need to pack everything up and put it in the Volvo and the Jeep. After that, I will take the Ducati, Carlisle and Nessie will take the Volvo, and Rose and Alice will take the Jeep. You will all follow me and I will take you to the hiding place. Go!"

We all went to the rooms that we shared with our mates. We packed everything that was on our list up. My part took longer because Edward just had so many CD's. We packed everything up into the cars and they followed me to the warehouse that I kept for just this reason. Edward didn't know anything about it of course. I wonder what will happen when they get home.