HOI!
[Copied from flechette mango , apparently it is a cross between 'Hi' and 'Oi'=D]
The last chapter of 'Holiday Disasters'! I hope all of you have enjoyed the story as much as I have, and thank you so much for all your support=D And now...since I don't usually do disclaimers, because I'm sure you all know I don't own Naruto or Bleach, here will be a disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR BLEACH! You know that yeah? Ahahaha, like the disclaimer? Ok, I gotta stop writing in the disclaimer now. Hehe^^
Alrighty!
Recap:
Ok, the last chapter was them packing their luggages!=D
Chapter 20:
-Wait...it's the end...?
Sas: Has everyone packed? Hello...HELLO? HAS EVERY-
Instead of leaving or listening to Sasori, everyone else is playing X-Box Street-Fighter. It is a pretty heated battle. Deidara and Tobi VS Ikkaku and Hitsugaya.
Dei: Die un! Die! Bang!
Tobi: WEEEEE! TOBI IS GOING TO SMASH YOU GUYS AND YOUR MASKS!
Hitsu: We don't have masks.
Ikk: Oh yeah? I'm L-U-C-K-Y! Aha, bam! Yeah!
Sas: -Twitches left eye- Y-You guys...ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING, DUMBASSES?
Everyone immediately turns to Sasori and freezes, then nods meekly.
Saku: C-Cha! W-We're coming! –Laughs nervously-
Bya: Hurry up, it will be dark soon. –Walks out the front door-
Ichi: -Checks watch, then stares at Byakuya weirdly- Oi Byakuya, it's only 1:00pm!
Bya: -Calls out calmly from outside- Like I care, Kurosaki Ichigo.
Everyone: ...U-Uh...
Ruk: N-Nii-sama just got pwned...
Ren: Y-Yeah...
Everyone has assembled outside the beach-house with all their belongings packed and ready to go.
Sas: A-Ahem! Since our car has been damaged severely due to certain circumstances-
Chou: What circumstances? –Eats potato chip-
Sas: -Snaps- Shut up!
Chou: Y-Yes!
Sas: Anyway, we will be riding with the other group. –Gestures to the Bleach crew-
Everyone begins to protest.
Kisa: How on earth can fishie and I fit in that small car?
Ten: And who the hell is fishie?
Shika: Sasori, you must be out of your mind. We cannot fit!
Ichi: What? Whaaatt?
Ren: Captain! What is the meaning of this? –Stares incredulously at Byakuya, who ignores him-
Lee: Well, it's ok! I know the POWER OF YOUTH WANTS US TO TRAVEL TOGETHER!
Ikk: I don't know you...
Ino: I don't want to travel on the same car as 50 million people!
Chad: It's...only around 20 people, Ino-san.
Ino: ...Yeah yeah! It was a hyperbole, geez!
Saku: Oh really now, Ino-pig?
Ino: What are you assuming, forehead-girl?
Naru: It begins...once again... –Takes out ramen- Well, I don't mind as long as I can eat ramen on that car! –Thumbs up-
Sasu: And where would the hot water be, Naruto?
...
Naru: NO! I'M NOT GOING ON THE SAME CAR AS THEM, DATTEBA-
Sas: SHUT THE HELL UP! ALL OF YOU!
Tobi: Eeep!
Sas: Who said we would be going on their car, arseholes? Listen to everything I say, not just a segment of it!
Everyone: Y-Yes!
They all swore they could see a vein pop on Sasori's forehead.
Hitsu: We have got a big bus to take us home. –Points towards an arriving tour bus-
Dei : And it was for free...for your information, un!
Bya: Now that you know what is going on, get into the bus. –Is already walking towards the bus-
Ren: -Whispers- He just wants a good seat.
Naru: There's still hot water, right?
Meet the Bus Driver, folks!
Bus driver: HEY ALL YOU FOLKS! I WILL BE YOUR BUS-DRIVER TODAY! EXCITING ISN'T IT, FOLKS? ANYWAY-
Neji: Stop talking in into your microphone!
Ren: If you're not the stupid bus-driver, then who the hell are you?
Driver: Was that just an insult?
Hina: T-The bus-driver seems to be a bit slow...
Ikk: No shit...
Driver: Ahem! Anyway! Please buckle up, folks! I will taking you to your destination, which is apparently-
Sas: What do you mean, apparently?
Ishi: Don't you know where you're taking us?
Hina: U-Uh...you're the bus-driver...right, sir?
Driver: Y-Yes, I know! E-Erm...WE'RE GOING NOW!
Everyone: WE KNOW! THE BUS IS MOVING!
Chad: Somehow...this doesn't feel like the last day...
Ishi: I know right?
Inou: How long till we arrive home?
Ita: The bus is taking us to the...wait, the airport?
Sas: WHAT? –Stands up- THE AIRPORT? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, YOU SHITTY DRIVER?
Driver: -Swerves violently- W-What? Didn't you want the airport?
Sasori and Deidara: NO!
Driver: E-Erm...but I'm already on my way to the airport...?
Bya: ...never mind. Just go the airport, and then we will make our way back ourselves.
Hitsu: ...It was free for a reason.
You call that...HAM?
Ten: Are we there yet?
Driver: No, I'm afraid.
Hina: Are we there yet?
Driver: Um, no?
Tobi: Tobi asks if we are there yet?
Driver: ...no...
Matsu: Are we-
Driver: NO! WE ARE NOT THERE YE-
Matsu: -on the right track.
Driver: ...
Driver: ... TT_TT
Driver: Uh, I'm sorry for shou-
Inou: WANT SOME HAM, MR DRIVER?
Driver: I was in the middle of apologizing! –Turns to look at Inoue in the back view mirror- And girlie, what is that?
Inou: Ham! Home-made! I-I mean, bus-made!
Driver: You can't actually...make ham?
Inou: Yeah you can! I used...grapes and cheese! I melted the cheese using a small lighter and then put the grapes in! I think it tastes like ham...well, I got Chouji-san to taste it and he said it tasted like ham! But then he vomited and-
Driver: You...USED WHAT? AND HE DID WHAT? VOMITED?
Inou: I USED GRAPES AND CHEESE AND HE VOMITED ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
Driver: H-HE...HE VOMITED ON MY BUS?
Inou: YES HE DID! AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME, MR DRIVER? AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? By the way, Deidara-san fainted.
Driver: ...I think I'll go and join him.
Ways to get hot water...
Naru: Sasuke-teme, give me some hot water so that I can boil my ramen, dattebayo!
Sasu: No, Naruto.
Naru: Hmph... ANYONE KNOW ANY WAYS TO GET ME SOME HOT WATER?~
Tobi looks up eagerly and immediately scampers over.
Tobi: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!
Naru: Yeah?
Tobi: Tobi can wee in your ramen bowl! Urine is quite warm, you kno-
Sasuke and Naruto: WHAT THE HELL? Dude! –Punches Tobi unconscious-
Ikk: Sing the L-U-C-K-Y song~ L-U-C-K-Y, Lucky! Ye-
Naru: No, datteba- Wait, I'll try it! L-U-C-K-Y, Luc-
Saku: Shut up! Just heat it up in the bus engine or something!
Ino: Or...squeeze some of this shampoo into it! –Holds up Pantene shampoo-
Sasuke and Naruto: No!
Chou: I know, I know! –Turns around in his bus seat to face the group-
Sasu: W-What...?
Chou: I'LL EAT IT FOR YO-
NO!
Naru: This is mine!
Chad: ...just eat it raw, Naruto-san
Naru: It won't taste as nice! It'll be all hard and dry and crispy!
Chad: Right
Lee: Naruto-kun!
Naru: Yeah, bushy-brows?
Lee: I WILL USE THE POWER OF YOU-
Ikk: SHUT UP, YOU SQUIRREL!
Inou: Ooh! I know, Naruto-san!
Naru: Yeah? –Looks hopeful-
Inou: Mix this into it! –Holds the plate of cheese and grape 'ham' towards Naruto and crew-
Naru: ...
Faint.
Saku: N-Naruto?
Sasu: Urghh...Inoue-san, what were you thinking?
Chad: ...well, he won't be babbling on about hot water now...
Ino: So I'm guessing that's a good thing...
Sasu: So Inoue-san actually did a good deed with her...c-cooking...
Inou: ...Huh...?
~After 3 hours on the bus...
At the airport
Shika: W-We're finally off...
Kisa: What are we going to do about the ones who fainted, Itachi?
Ita: U-Uh...we'll manage somehow...
Sasu: Somehow, he says.
Ita: Can you do better, Sasuke?
Sasu: Why not, Itachi?
Ita: -Smiles- Right, we'll leave it at that, shall we? –Walks away-
Sasu: O-Oi! Itachi!
Sas: Ok, is everyone here? We can't afford to lose someone at this crucial time.
Ichi: Where would they go anyway, if they weren't on the bus?
Driver: Excuse me, may I leave now?
Dei: Yes, un! We will happy that you leave, yeah.
Driver: W-Was I that bad...?
Sas: Oh no no, you took us to the wrong destination...you were brilliant, dear driver.
Driver: ...Y-Yes...TT_TT
Neji: You've made that face twice in this chapter.
Driver: R-Right! U-Uhm, I'll take my leave no-
Everyone: JUST GO!
Driver: Y-Yes!
Neji: ...the third time... with a dot replacing the underscore.
Hina: We will definitely meet again, Matsumoto-san, Inoue-san and Rukia-san.
Matsu: Yep!~
Ruk: Chappy says 'Bye bye'
Inou: I'll bring some of my cooking over next time, Hinata-san!
Hina: U-Uhm...p-please -Mumbles- ...don't...
Inou: What was that? Please do? Yay! I'll be sure to make a good recipe!
Hina: N-No, I-
Inou: I'll be looking forward to our next visit!
Hina: ... -.-
Dei: Bye, un!
Tobi: TOBI SAYS 'BYEEEEEE!'
Bya: ...
Hitsu: Farewell...
Neji: Yeah, bye
Ren: Bye, long-haired dude! –Grins at Neji, who glares at him in return-
Ita: Bye –Smiles slightly-
Inou: U-Um...bye, Itachi-san! –Blushes-
Ita: Hm, oh ok, bye Inoue-san.
Inoue: -Nod nod-
Sas: -Nudges Itachi in the ribs and smirks- Hehe, got the message yet?
Ita: What? What message, Sasori...? I'll go and check my mobile for any emai-
Sas: No, not that! –Facepalm- You're helpless...
Naru: Cya, dudes! Thanks for everything!
Chad: Bye
Ikk: Haha, bye
Lee: THE POWER OF YOUTH WILL MISS YOU ALL AND THE POWER OF YOUTH SAYS 'GOOD-BY"-
Ikk: SHUT IT, YOU SQUIRREL! –Attempts to wring Lee's neck-
Sas: Ok, our uh...big taxi is here. Let's get going guys. –Grabs luggage-
Saku: Bye everyone! CHAA!
Ino: Cya!
Bya: Good-bye, let's go too.
Hitsu: Yeah, come on guys! –Grabs luggage-
Ichi: Later, guys! It was fun with you guys!
Tobi: AND THE FUN WILL NOT END...UNTIL NEXT TIME THE TWO GROUPS PART THEIR WAYS INTO THE SUNSET, READY TO FIND ANOTHER ADVENT-
Dei: STOP NARRATING, TOBI UN! AND WHERE IS THE DAMN SUNSET, YEAH?
Sas: STOP TALKING IN THE END! WE ARE ENDING THE STORY! COME ON, WE'RE GOING HOME!
Tobi: BUT TOBI JUST HEARD SASORI-SENPAI TALK IN THE END!
Sas: SCREW YOU AND GET INTO THE TAXI!
Ahaha~
WOOH!
I really want to thank all those reviewers and readers out there who have read this story. You guys know who you are!
I am also incredibly sorry about the vocabulary errors in this story. Now that it is finished, I will be going over the whole thing and editing everything. My writing style from 2 years ago is definitely different from now. Hehe=D Thanks for bearing with me, yeah!
In addition, I will be changing some of the characters a little in my editing process, like Itachi for example. It was only a few months ago that I realised that I had turned one of my favourite characters into a Pantene-loving male. Oh dear. I had got so carried away I didn't even realise. I will be also altering Yumichika's character a tad as well.
Anyhow, enough with the babbling!
Sorry, I don't want to make this chapter so long with my babbling, so I will be adding information regarding the sequel on the NEXT CHAPTER!
Please check that out!
Thanks so much everyone for your ongoing support! I am truly grateful.
-TUGB