What Happens When You Give a Moogle Sugar

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It was a normal day in Hollow Bastion when… "Give me a potion NOW!" screams Sora at the local moogle. "Damn, who gave Sephiroth a 7 foot long sword."

"Have you tried leveling up?"

"No, I don't have the time." Sora says impatiently. "Just give me the damn potion"

"Sir, you don't have enough munny."

"I'll trade you this candy bar for the potion."

"Deal; now go away you're scaring away my customers."

"Meanie" Sora says whilst blowing a raspberry.

"Now that is just plain juvenile."

Sora walks away.

"Hmmm, I know this substance is edible. And I haven't had lunch. I shall eat this treat." The moogle thought to himself. The moogle started munching on the candy bar. He suddenly felt a strange rush in energy.

"WAHOOO!" The moogle called out to the world. He suddenly started zipping around like crazy. Yufffie soon saw the moogle. Shrugged and chased after it. When the moogle finally noticed the hyperactive ninja it stopped. Yuffie soon had an idea.

"Hey let's follow Leon around all day and call him Squall." She called out.

"Sure." The moogle said. So the two hyperactive peo-creatures did exactly that.

After they annoyed Squall, they set a chocobo on Cloud and called Karuda, and went on a rampage in the town.

A few hours later though, the moogle was feeling strange. Yuffie noticed this.

"Your energy came from sugar didn't it. You have to keep eating sugar otherwise you'll crash, but if you eat too much sugar and don't exercise you'll get fat." Yuffie said to the moogle. However it was asleep.

"Huh, oh well." She said and went on to tease Donald on how no one can understand a word he says.