And Thus Gred and Forge Are Born

A/N: Ah, yes, the obvious equation. I've switched gears to Harry Potter! Hooray! I'll still be writing my Robin Hood fics. Enjoy (definitely silly). This will probably be a one-shot. Rate and Review.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter.

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"Mum!" screeched Percy, "Fred and George are annoying me!"

"We're not ANNOYING you, Perce, we're simply just irritating you. There is a difference, you know." Fred (or was it George?) said. The twins had just turned 9 yrs old, and were learning how to annoy siblings to the point of extinction. Their first target was Percy. They were going to annoy their mother, but they had feared her wrath, so they chose Percy. He was just as satisfying to anger, but had been harder to annoy. The minds of two evil geniuses were already put into action. They grinned as they watched their 11 yr old brother yell at them until he was hoarse. When Percy got boring, they turned their attention to Ron.

"Hello Ron! How's life on this fabulous day?" asked George. Ron looked at them nervously. He still hadn't forgotten the "teddy bear to spider" incident. Both the twins could see the fear in his eyes and they left him alone because even they had to admit, that "incident" was cruel. Fred poked George and pointed to their older brother Charlie, who was about to start his first year in Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They tried to sneak up to Charlie, but Charlie (being ever so used to them) saw them first.

"I don't hope you want to prank me." He said. "You wouldn't want to have a repeat of last week, now would you?" Fred and George shuddered. NO they didn't. Being very disappointed, they walked into the living room to discuss divisionary tactics.

"I say George," said Fred, "We haven't been able to prank anyone lately. This is very strange, don't you agree?"

"I would Fred," said George, "But I think that our timing wasn't properly planned. We got our timing wrong."

"Well, we must get back on track! We don't want to ruin our reputation!"

"I have a brilliant idea!"

"So do I!"

"Mum doesn't know-"

"Who we are sometimes-"

"So by changing our names-"

"We'll confuse the whole family and get back on track!" they both stated in sync, marveling at the masterpiece of the beautiful plan.

"But what should our names be?" said Fred

"I know!" replied George, "We'll call ourselves 'Gred' and 'Forge'!"

"Brilliant, my dear brother!"

"I am, Fred, I am."

"No George, WE ARE!"

Later that night Fred and George (or Gred and Forge) were eating dinner with the family. Each of them were praying that one or the other would get called on, so they could put their prank into action. Their first willing victim was Molly Weasley.

"I've had a peaceful day today oddly enough, you two seem to be awfully quiet, is something wrong?" She said, immediately regretting speaking, for as a mother, she knew that something was going on.

"Well, Gred, I've had a nice quiet day too."

"Exactly the same here, Forge, and no mum, there is absolutely nothing wrong with us." The rest of the Weasley family stared at the twins in shock. Fred and George looked pleased at the attention they were receiving and decided to take it to the next level.

"Why are you looking at us as if we've grown 3 extra heads?" They asked. That snapped their family out of the trance as they lapsed into awkward silence. Finally Percy, fed up as he was with the twins, stood up.

"I've had enough of this. Fred, George, stop it!" Fred and George both grinned. Percy, who was the easiest to annoy had cracked first. Their mother would be the next. Mission accomplished, they ate their dinner, and quietly went to their bedroom to discuss how to make their mother "crack".

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A/N:Ok, so maybe this will be a longer story than expected…..thank u for reading!