Disclaimer:

I don't own the beautiful Kanda or Lavi's head, so ya...

Summary:

Lavi and Koumi get together to discuss about Kanda, so they decide to lay down some rules for him, to see of that would work.

Warning:

Some words are not suited for kids under the age 12, and if you are under the age then you will read at you own risk

21 Things Kanda Can't Do...

1) Calling The Black Order a fuckin waste of time and space

2) Kill somebody to kill time

3) Trick Lavi into thinking he's really a woman

4)Trick Allen into sex then having sex with Allen after being tricked

5) Make Lavi eat rabbit stew, then tell him that was his parents

6) Tell Lenalee to stop being a fuckin wimp and to stop crying

7) Sell out Lavi to Tyki and the collecting reward money

8) Make Allen wear a slutty outfit

9) Tell everyone Lavi has STDS

10) Tell Allen that if he doesn't want a sexual disease he should come to his room ;)

11) Kill Lavi for the fun of it

12) Rape Allen ( Read Rape the Moyashi)

13) Tell Link to fuck off ( though we all want him to)

14) Tell Komui that Lavi had sex with Lenalee and now she prego with Lavi's kid

15) Say the word Fuck at the dinner table

16) Tell Lenalee that her brother went through her underwear, to see if anything is unsafe for his little sister to wear

17) No eating soba all the time (There are other foods Jerry will make!)

18) Grab Allen's ass in public and acting like it wasn't him

19) Molested Allen when the Noah come, or when it's time to fight

20) Tell Cross to Fuck off and that Allen is his now

21) Go on a killing spree

"There!" Lavi said, handing the piece of paper to another man, " So' what you think Komui!" he said leaning back in his chair and stretching his arms. "Perfect! Now to tick Kanda-kun to sign!" the man said running off to look for the young samurai.

"Kanda-kun! There you are! I've was looking all over for you!" Komui said as he spotted the samurai eating his dinner. " What is it? Make it quick," he said pissed of that his meal was ruined.

" Well I just get straight to the point I need you to sign this for me!" he said handing Kanda the piece of paper, which he teen took and then, after awhile ripped." What Kanda-kun? Why would you do that?" the older man questioned as he tried to gather all the remaining pieces of the paper.

"Fuck off I'm going find the Allen then break rules 4, 8, 12 and 18." Kanda said smirking as he got up then walked over to where the boy in question was eating and then picked him off then walked away.

There was a chuckle "I told you Komui, Kanda wouldn't listen to you or listen to rules like that!" Lavi said patting the older man on the back as he cried. "I do feel sorry for Allen thought he going to get hell after this" Lavi said as he sighed and then whispered a pray for Allen.

" You never really know who your friends are till you're in some deep shit"
- Me/YuikShiro

Umm Okay this story was inspired by

51 Things Jasdevi is Not Allowed to Do by Little Miss Randomosity

Any who this story has yet to be betaread/edit so have fun! Also Kaidaoneechan help with some of the rules XD

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