Dialogue Exercise: Of Gender Relevance and Insults

A/N: Okay so my second attempt at good, somewhat clean 'Furt' humor. Enjoy :)

"Finn, how do my nails look?"

"…. They look… fine."

"Finn, you're a horrible liar."

"I'm not lying."

"Finn, you're even worse at lying about your lying."

"I'm not lyin-"

"Tell me the truth."

"I am!"

"Come on Finn. I won't get mad. Just tell me the truth so I know whether or not to change the color."

"I don't really think it's the color per se…"

"Then what is it?"

"The fact that you're wearing nail polish at all."

"What's wrong with my wearing nail polish?"

"Nothing… I just don't want another situation like the corset."

"That wasn't too bad. Besides I changed-"

"Or the tutu."

"Come on, that was chic. It was all the rage in Milan."

"With the girls in Milan."

"And so what if I'm a guy. That doesn't mean I can't be fashionable-!"

"It'd be better if the clothes were… I don't know, from the men's' section."

"Never mind Finn; I should've known that it would be pointless to ask you. I'll send Mercedes a picture and see what she thinks."

"Whatever dude."

"…."

"…."

"There, I sent it."

"…"

"…"

"… So football practice was brutal yesterday."

"I guess."

"You kicked really well though."

"Thanks."

"… Aw come on Kurt, give me a break! You're the one who asked me about it. Don't give me the cold shoulder."

"I'll have you know that my shoulder is actually very warm underneath my new Marc Jacobs sweater."

"I think Quinn has the same one…"

"No she doesn't, hers is a Dior. Besides I don't wear puke pink."

"Is that even a color?"

"…."

"Will you stop being mad at me? Please?"

"Can you stop being a football player?"

"Is that a rhetorical question?"

"Wow- you know a word with more than three syllables."

"Kurt- you're being oversensitive."

"No I'm no-"

"Yes you are. You're acting like Quinn when she was pregnant."

"-gasp- You take that back!"

"Not until you stop being mad at me."

"Hudson, if you don't take it back, then you better wear your cup at our next football practice."

"Wai- Wha-? You wouldn't."

"I would, oh Finn, I would."

"I still won't take it back."

"Whatever, it's your future offspring."

"You don't have the ball- guts to do it."

"Oh really?"

"Um… I think I heard my mom call me. –Front door slamming-"

"…. Huh. He forgot his keys. Oh well."

A/N: Agh… again I hate the ending... My muse just doesn't want to cooperate with me. Review?