Happy Thanksgiving to all!

This is one of those times where I base a fanfic on an event that ACTUALLY happened.

My mother and grandmother underwent almost the same situation, Kakashi replacing my mom and Sakura replacing my grandmother. Keep in mind, I tweaked the situation a little…

Thanksgiving has brought me to the revelation that dirty minds run in my family… O_O

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…merely the perverted mind I inherited.

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Freezer Burned

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"Jesus, Sakura!" the older man cursed in astonishment, "If I'd known how freaky your refrigerator was I would have reconsidered moving in."

"Don't even, Kakashi!" Sakura snapped in embarrassment.

"Do you ever throw any of this crap away?" Kakashi asked, holding open a container of molded sour cream out for her to see. "What's the date on this?"

"2008…"

"It's two years old!" Kakashi shut the container quickly and dumped it into the open trash bag in Sakura's hands. "This isn't environmentally safe!"

"Well, I've been meaning to go through it all…but I've been so busy the last couple years; you know, with Anbu and the hospital…" she sighed.

"And me," he chuckled, delving back into the fridge of horrors. "What the-?"

"What is it?" Sakura asked with trepidation.

"Is this," he drew back from the fridge with a large, unused linguiça (*think of it as a sausage) in his hand, "just for cooking?"

Sakura cocked her head to the side with puzzlement, "Of course."

"No, really. Is it just for cooking?" Kakashi held out the sausage to the pink-haired girl.

"Duh."

"Just for cooking?" Kakashi wrapped his other hand around it, smiling lecherously.

Sakura stared at him with confusion before the full meaning hit her, "You pervert!"

Kakashi just laughed as she stormed off. Yes, moving in had been a great idea.

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…that last bit did not happen in real life.

Review if you laughed, liked it, or actually knew what linguiça was without me telling you!

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AJlovesKakashi

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Dedicated to my readers and especially to Bloody Diamond!

Linguiça is a Portuguese sausage made of cow.

Hmmmm…..God, I love being half-Portuguese!

Totally try it. It's yummy.