Let's Help Sensei! Chapter 12, a naruto fanfic

A/N: My birthday is was Tuesday! I'm 17 now woohoo!

Disclaimer: I didn't get Naruto for my birthday *sniffle* but I did get new sneakers!

Chapter 12- First comes love then comes marriages then some babies in baby carriages!

Hinata stealthily snuck to the hokage's tower. Ever since she hit 6 months into her pregnancy, Naruto—with the help of ANBU—made sure that Hinata stayed home. She wasn't allowed to go out the house for any reason. Not even if she wanted to visit him. So that's why she used her awesome ninja skills to give her fiancé lunch.

Hinata stealthily walked through the front door (not really, everyone was on lunch break). She climbed the first set of stairs and immediately regretted it. With her swollen feet, swollen stomach and swollen breasts, running up the stairs (the day she didn't wear a bra) was hard and painful for her. So she decided on a slow trot which switched to a light jog which changed to a brisk power walk which changed to very slow steps.

As she huffed and puffed to the top of the stairs, she felt a sharp pain that almost knocked her off her feet. She wrote it off as nothing at first until another one hit her 3 minutes later, then another and another. She cried out to anyone who would here her and just before she blacked out she heard someone telling her it would be alright.

Mostly everything in Shikamaru Nara's life was troublesome: is wife, going on long missions, his wife, his newborn daughter who had the greatest pair of lungs on her, his wife, council meetings, his wife, his wife, and his wife. But just because those things were a drag didn't mean that he didn't care about them. He loved his wife and his baby and he was proud to represent his clan in meetings and Konoha when he successfully completed missions. He watched Naruto go from a schoolmate living in contempt to the sixth Hokage and he was glad to help out his friend in any way he could.

So anyway back to troublesome things. Shikamaru was using the bathroom because he had a lunch date with his wife and daughter and getting up to pee while she was in the middle of talking would result in a large bump by that fan he sometimes hated. After he came out he heard someone give a distressed cry. He ran as fast as he could and caught Hinata before she fell. Something like this would happen to me on the way to meet Temari and Shikari.

Naruto sensed something was wrong all afternoon. First the seal that he placed on the door had been broken. Then when he asked Lee to stop by the house, he said Hinata wasn't there. At first he wrote it off as nothing. Hinata had probably just left to go to the store. He had ANBU's check out all the grocery stores but they said Hinata wasn't in any of them. Then he heard a scream and someone running. His door opened and his assistant, Konohamaru, sputtered outinH how Hinata was having an early delivery.

At first he just sat there. He had no idea what 'early delivery' Konohamaru was talking about. Then Konohamaru gave him a look that made him go 'ooooooooooh' which then made him jump off his ass and teleport to the hospital entrance. He ran and ran and ran then stopped because he had no idea what room she was in. He ran to the front desk and asked the nurse where she was. Then he ran some more and finally got to room 64. He pushed open a door to see Hinata give him a tired smile.

"Hey," she said as she sat a little. Naruto ran to the bed and grabbed her hand.

"I made it just in I see."

"Yeah, I'm glad you did. You always had the best timing." Naruto smiled at her. He was so happy. Nothing could make this moment more perfect. Unless…

"Hey Hina-chan, do you want to get married?"

"But you already proposed to me."

"No I mean like right now, before the baby comes."

"R-really?" Her voice wavered. Her lifelong dream of getting married to Naruto was finally coming true so suddenly!

"Yep, I could have Shikamaru do it. He owes me anyway."

"O-ok, let's do it!" she sniffled as she silently cried happy tears.

30 minutes later Shikamaru walked to room 64. Another troublesome thing to do today awaited him in there. It was a drag to be taken away from his wife and daughter but he was happy and honored to do it. He walked through the door with marriage licenses and a pen. He told Naruto and Hinata to sign on the dotted line, pronounced them husband and wife, congratulated them and hurried out to the park to get back to his family.

"So, that's it? It went than I imagined."

"Don't worry Hina-chan! After you have the baby we can have a real wedding with every one of our friends. And we can have swans and dove and butterflies all around and lavender and orange stuff—that represents us—and cinnamon buns and ramen and a band and other stuff that weddings have!"

"Actually Naruto-kun, I just want a simple wedding with all our friends."

"That's cool too, but can we still have the lavender and orange? I mean those being our favorite—"

"!"

"Hinata? What's wrong?"

"Get me Tsunade-sama!"

"Huh? Why?"

"Get. Me. TSUNADE-SAMA! THE DRUGS WORE OFF AND I'M ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR BABY!"

"Oh, Oh yeah, ok um, Baa-chan! Baa-chan!" Then it really dawned on him. His wife—heh, he could call her that now—was having his baby. Now. Naruto started panicking. He hyperventilated and ran around screaming 'baa-chan!' and yelling at nurses to get her. They weren't frazzled though—Shikamaru had done the same thing nearly 2 months ago.

Tsunade finally barged into the room, karate chopped Naruto in the head which knocked him out, then began to say soothing words to Hinata to get her to calm down.

"Ok now Hinata-chan, breathe slowly then I want to push, ok?"

"A-already? But—"

"No buts. This baby is coming out whether you want it to or not. So on three push, ok?" Hinata gritted her teeth and nodded. "One, two, three! Push, push!"

Hinata pushed as hard as she could. It hurt like hell. Like trying to push a watermelon through a key hole. She screamed and cried and screamed so more. She screamed about how her husband was an idiot then took it back then screamed about how Temari could do this. Then screamed utter nonsense.

"Ok Hinata-chan, the head is out. Just a bit more…" And with one final push the baby was out and hollering up a storm.

"Since the dad is currently knocked out—"

"I'm ok! Where's my baby?"

"Right here. Now cut the umbilical cord quickly!" Naruto did as he was told and his child was whisked away to get cleaned up. He took his tired wife's hand and lightly squeezed. She smiled at him and he kissed her forehead.

"You did it babe."

"Yep, and I'm never doing it again."

"Aw but Hina-chan, I wanted at least 2 more!"

"We'll see," she said giggling because let's be honest, as much as she loved sex with Naruto, they might fill up half the academy.

"Ok Hinata-chan, close your eyes so I can apply the eye shadow. Ok now tilt your head up so I can put on the blush. Now squint for the glittery mascara aaaaaaand that's it. You're done." Ino held the mirror up to Hinata's face and she nodded her approval. Everything was natural looking except for the mascara but she didn't care how she looked. She just wanted to be married already! "Now Neji can do your hair and you'll be ready to walk down the aisle.

Neji walked in and almost gasped but remember who he was and held it back. "Hinata-sama, you look beautiful."

"Thank you Neji-niisan."

"If Naruto ever breaks your hearts I'll rip out his."

"Err thank you Neji-niisan, I guess?"

"Anyway, let's get this hair in an up-do with some loose curls and you can go get married."

"You know nii-san; it's very peculiar how good you are with hair. You're better than Ino-san."

"Don't ask ok? Anyway let's get you pretty."

And so 32 bobby pins, 1 ½ cans of glitter hair spray, and 1 curling iron later, Hinata had her veil on and was being walked down the aisle by her father.

"You know dear, I always hoped this day never came," he whispered.

"Father?"

"Because I didn't want to lose you. I know I didn't treat you the best when you were younger and I didn't tell you this enough but I love you. And I loved watching you grow to a shy little girl to a woman with confidence and I happily give you away to Naruto-san."

"Father!"

"But if he breaks your heart I'll rip out his."

"Um father, we're here and I'm sure Naruto-kun heard you." Naruto smiled and waved nervously.

"Good then he knows I'm serious." Hiashi walked away but not before glaring at Naruto and giving his daughter a kiss on the forehead.

Tsunade walked up to the podium. She cleared her throat to get everyone's attention.

"We are gathered here today to witness the union of Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuuga. Being married means being there for your significant other no matter what happens, good or bad. Are you ready for that?" They both nodded. "Ok then Naruto repeat after me. 'I Naruto Uzumaki…"

"I Naruto Uzumaki…"

"Take Hinata Hyuuga…"

"To be my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, in good times and the bad and promise to be there no matter what."

"Um…"

"Just agree."

"Ok then what baa-chan said."

"Ok then Hinata. I Hinata Hyuuga…"

"I Hinata Hyuuga..."

"Take Naruto Uzumaki…"

"To be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, in good times and the bad and promise to be there no matter what."

"Ok now give each other the rings." Naruto slipped on a white gold band around Hinata's finger and she did the same to him.

"You may now kiss the bride." Naruto lifted the veil to see Hinata look even more beautiful than normal. He kissed her lightly as to not provoke the wrath of her father and cousin but promised her more later with his eyes.

"I can't believe it sensei! You actually got married."

"What do you mean Yoru-chan?"

"The way you were going, you would've been a lonely old man with cats and ramen."

"Thank you my student for having faith in me."

"No problem sensei. It's what I do. Now I'm going to give Hiroto-chan to you father-in-law and me and Hin will hit the dance."

"Ok but no dirty dancing."

"No promises~" Yoru sang out as she walked away. Naruto shook his head. The girl was crazy but at least she wasn't nuts around his son. Naruto looked around the wedding that was now in full swing. Tsunade was cooing over her 'great-grandchild' with Hiashi Iruka, and Shizune standing by. Kiba and Moegi were sharing cake while Hana tried to feed cake to Shino who wasn't cooperating. Shikamaru was feeding his daughter cake while Temari looked with loving eyes. Neji was rubbing a very pregnangt TenTen's stomach while Ino was rubbing Chouji's because he ate to fast. Gaara and Kankarou were surprisingly (for Gaara anyways) dancing with Naruto and his friends students while Hinata was right beside him taking it all in.

They looked at each other and smiled happily. This was the start of their new life together and it couldn't have been more perfect.

The End

A/N: Finally done! Now on to the next story! Which one would be better: the boys all turn into toddlers and have to raised back to 21 or a smut story based on the scene in American Pie when that boy had the book that taught him how to *ahem* orally pleasure his girlfriend? You decide! Or don't. I'll do both eventually. But anyway thank you all for following and liking my story and a special thanks to those mentioned in my last chapter— Leaf Ranger, Uzumaki Ricky, Chewie Cookies, Hinatasgreatestfan, and Amorous Grunty—for continuously reviewing and giving positive feedback (love how Uzumaki Ricky always comments in caps) Now goodnight b/c I have school tomorrow and I'm getting sleepy.