Author's Note: Don't worry , I haven't fallen off the ends of the earth. I will update my others stories whenever I can, I'm just suffering with a severe case of writers block for both of them. As soon as I get an idea I'll post more chapters of them.

A jump, a dodge, a thump, a kick. Wally panted as he attacked the fearsome adult. The big, butch man made a swing for him but Wally ducked it easily, giving a punch in one place where the man wasn't protecting. The adult gave a high scream and doubled over in pain, holding his crotch area. Wally didn't stop there. He punched the guy across the jaw, sending him falling to the floor.
Wally cackled and turned around, his hands on his hips triumphantly.

"Game, set, and match!" Wally smirked.

The adult fuzzed up and an made a malfunctioned electronic sound. Eventually it disappeared, just like the environment around him. Everything cleared and he was soon stood in a large, white room. He was soon greeted by applause.

"Great job Numbuh 4." Rachel smiled as she walked in the room alongside sector V. "I couldn't have picked a better operative for this training room."

Wally frowned as he pushed Kuki from around his neck, he then smiled at Rachel and saluted. "Thank you Numbuh 362 sir."

"And great job building it Numbuh 2! This has got to be the best training technology yet." Rachel exclaimed turning to Numbuh 2.

"Thanks Numbuh 362 sir." Hoagie grinned as he saluted to her.

"Well we'd better get back anyway." Nigel stated. "Come on team."

They hopped onto the C.O.O.L.B.U.S and headed home. When they landed, Wally groaned.
"Man! I left my ball at Moonbase!"

Nigel scowled. "Numbuh 4! This is the third time in two months. Can't you wait until tomorrow? It's 8:00 in the afternoon."

Wally shook his head. "No, I gave soccer practise tomorrow morning!"

"I'll take him Numbuh 1." Hoagie smiled. "It won't take long."

Nigel nodded. "Thank you Numbuh 2, come on team."

Wally and Hoagie went back into the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.
"Man, I didn't think we'd get away with it that time!" Wally sighed.

"Yeah I know, if you use that excuse one more time I think we're busted." Hoagie chuckled.

They took off and headed past KND moonbase, they continued for about another 300 light years until they soon came to a different moon, Phobos, the moon of Mars.
They landed swiftly and jumped out of the C.O.O.L.B.U.S, to be greeted by Ernest.

"Beatles! You're late, where have you been!" Ernest yelled.

Wally rolled his eyes. "Chill out Ernie, you said be here before the meeting, I'm here aren't I?"

Ernest growled, "Get in there now, they're waiting for you."

Wally sighed and walked alongside Hoagie into the large meeting room of the Bullies inc.

"Now that Beatles finally joined us, we can press on." Ernest projected through the mic, glaring at Wally, who slumped in his chair with his arms folded.
"Well, just to say, power is increasing rapidly, it's great how much we've improved in the last month. On the whole, injuries this month have decreased which is good, but guys we really have to remember not to let them touch you! It will cause accidents! Anyway, finish on a good note, employee of the month...this time is Wallabee Beatles!"

Wally gave a triumphant smirk as he heard varied comments behind him.

"Why can't I be as good as him."
"Third time in the last three months."
"He's just so great at it."

"That's it guys, get to work." Ernie smiled.

The room stood up and made their way out. Wally and Hoagie walked towards the lockers. They walked through the main entrance of the Bully Fights Stadium, looking up at the large screen above reception.

"WARNING" The voice on the screen stated. "There have been 6 injuries in the last month due to cootie contamination! Girls must not touch you!..."

Wally scoffed.
Two boys were arguing over how to fix a leakage in the main corridor next to the reception desk. They both stopped as Wally and Hoagie walked past.

"Mr Beatles!" The taller one yelled.
His hair was long and floppy, he was thin and lanky. His friend was the complete opposite, he was short and stout with short ginger hair.

"Guys, I told you, call me Wally." Wally smiled.

The taller one, Jimmy shook his head. "All workers below the matadors are required to address them by the last names."

Wally smiled. "Well I hate it. Later guys."

"Bye Mr Beatles!" Jimmy waved as Wally walked away.

"Shut up!" Shaun replied, "He hates it when you call him that."

"Oh! Sorry Mr Beatles!" Jimmy called.

Wally waved his hand with a smirk as they stepped into the locker room.

"Man those two make me laugh."

Hoagie shook his head. "Your biggest fans."

They both chuckled as they opened their lockers.
Hoagie checked his refection in the mirror that he'd hung in his, he scarped at a spot of dirt on his nose.

"Gilligan!" A brown haired boy yelled, coming into Hoagie's view in the mirror by standing next to him.

Hoagie shrieked.

Alfie cackled evilly. "Well, what do you know, it scares dorks as well as little girls."

"I wasn't scared! You just made me jump!" Hoagie argued.

"Hey Alfie, save it for the bullying ring will ya?" Wally frowned, standing next to his best friend and glaring at his rival.

Alfie shrugged. "Just warming up Beatles, I'm going to boost big numbers."

Hoagie scoffed. "Good luck with that."

"Thanks." Alfie smirked, either not hearing the sarcasm, or simply choosing to ignore it. With that he walked off.

"What a creep." Hoagie sighed.

Wally nodded.
Alfie was well known around the bully fights stadium for being the conceited one. He'd often mock those either weaker or better than him, out of spite or jealousy. And it was definatley clear to say that Wally wasn't one of his biggest fans, the fact that he was the closest to beating him in the bully ranks, Wally liked a little competition and admired anyone who was anywhere near beating him. However, bullying girls for a job is one thing, bullying his best friend was another and Wally wasn't taking too kindly to Alfie constantly teasing Hoagie.

A bell rang, it was the bell to tell the bullies that the game was now on, the bullies were to go into their stadiums to get the cries of girls.
Since Ernie went out of business with the bully fights after Wally quit, he re-opened with no candy to pay for anything what-so-ever, simply for the love of the sport. He found that the only power he could run on was to get the wails and bawling of girls. So he ditched the idea of adult bullying and switched to bullying girls.

When employed, all bullies were informed to bully the girls as much as possible, the louder their cries the more power was sent to the generator. They were told that they could do anything to make the girls cry, but not to allow skin to skin contact as the girls put in the arena were infested with highly contagious cooties.

Wally walked into the reception area to see a queue of kids waiting to go and see the bullying games. They all cheered and waved at the bullies as they walked past.
Wally glared at Alfie as they both walked side to side, towards their arenas, they both looked up on the ranking board, Wally was number 1, having gained 6300 decibels of cries and scream for the generator in the last week. Alfie was just underneath him with 5960 decibels.

The stadium was made up of eight different arenas, Wally and Alfie stood next to each other while waiting for their arena to fill up and the doors to open.
Wally glanced at his rival, he knew that becoming number 1 on rank was Alfie's goal and decided to be a good sportsman.

"Hey," he smiled, "May the best bully win?"

Alfie looked at his hand as if it had muck on it, he then looked away. "Thanks, I plan to."

A fanfare was played and the doors opened as the bullies entered their arenas and began to bully.
Wally had finished with the first victim in the first five minutes, he wasn't sure what to make of their new victims for the sport, some times it gave him such a rush, others he couldn't help but feel only a rush of guilt for picking on someone that defenceless.

'man, if my friends could see me now.' he thought, wondering what Nigel, Abby and Kuki would say if they found out that he was matadoring again, and with Hoagie acting as his manager.