Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin or Wicked.

AN: With the combination of listening to the Wicked soundtrack and watching Saturday's episode of Merlin, this little plot bunny was born. So I decided to take the time off from NaNo to write this, I hope you like it!

What is this Feeling?

"You shall be rewarded a position in the royal household, you shall be Prince Arthur's manservant."

What? Merlin wanted to complain the second he heard the King's decision. He saved the prince's life and now he was being forced to attend to said prince's multitude of tasks. Stupid destinies, and stupid prat princes who needed to be saved.

Apparently Arthur didn't like the king's decision either. "Father!" he declared in outrage. Then the prince and his new manservant glanced at each other before turning away. Oh yes, this was certainly going to be entertaining.

(To the tune of What is this Feeling? from the Wicked soundtrack)

ARTHUR: Dearest darlingest Kingsie Father.

MERLIN: My dear Mother.

BOTH: There's been some confusion
About servant arrangements

MERLIN: But of course, I'll care for Gaius

ARTHUR: But of course, I'll rise above it

BOTH: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes. There's been some confusion…
For you see, my servant( his highness) is…

ARTHUR: Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe.

MERLIN: Blonde.

ARTHUR: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

MERLIN:I felt the moment I laid eyes on you;

ARTHUR: My pulse is rushing;

MERLIN: My head is reeling;

ARTHUR: My face is flushing;

BOTH: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

ARTHUR: For your face;

MERLIN: Your voice;

ARTHUR: Your clothing;

BOTH: Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

KNIGHTS: Dear Arthur, you are too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Arthur, you're a martyr!

ARTHUR: Well, these things are sent to try us!

KNIGHTS: Poor Arthur, forced to suffer
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your;

BOTH: What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes

KNIGHTS: Loathing Unadulterated loathing
For his face, his voice, his clothing
let's just say - we loathe it all
ev'ry little trait however small
makes our very flesh being to crawl

ALL: Loathing!

KNIGHTS: Loathing.

BOTH: There's a strange exhilaration.

KNIGHTS: Loathing.

BOTH: In such total detestation .

KNIGHTS: loathing

BOTH: It's so pure, so strong.

KNIGHTS:
So strong!

BOTH: Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...

KNIGHTS: Loathing...

BOTH: Loathing! For forever...

KNIGHTS: Loathing...

BOTH: Loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
loathing you
My whole Life long!

KNIGHTS: Loathing, unadulterated loathing!

MERLIN: Prat!

ARTHUR: Idiot!