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Snow White and the Twenty One Dwarves

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far, far, far, far, far, okay this place is like extremely far way, got it? Anyways, there was a beautiful castle that is completely white. It had a large white gate, a white moat (Don't ask), a white drawbridge, white walls, etc. Apparently, there was a falling out with the engineers of the castle and the engineers quit but that's another story.

In this castle, there was a princess with pale white skin, bloody red lips (lipstick), and bright pink hair. The princess's father died years ago leaving his only child alone. Well, there was the evil stepmother who was a witch but we'll get to that later. Snow White was the young girl's name. She was loved by much of the citizenry (not much of an accomplishment, no one is going to insult the princess when the king has soldiers with big pointy spears they can shove up your…).

One day, young Snow White heads toward a well in the kingdom courtyard. The well was enchanted and its waters were so pure and refreshing, animals loved to congregate by it. Even Snow White's singing/shrieking can't make the animals leave the well most of the time.

The evil stepmother however could only put up with so much. Snow White's naivety and "singing" made the queen angry. She turned to the hunter Dart to get rid of Snow White.

"Get rid of her and bring me that circlet thing she wears on her head," the Queen ordered.

"With pleasure," Dart grinned. He was a former pirate before the queen offered him the position of one of the royal Knights.

So Dart carried Snow White off towards the sunset. (No seriously. He was taking her to a forest which just happened to be in the direction the sun sets.) In the forest, Dart threw Snow White onto the ground. Then he proceeded to take out two axes and chopped off her… circlet thing.

"Queen's orders. Let's see. Now you are to head to some cottage in the middle of these woods and there should be seven dwarves. They will teach you how to sing and hopefully learn to shut up," Dart read off a list.

Snow White shrugged and proceeded to head deeper into the woods. Dart stopped her and informed her that she would now take a new name because Snow White was not a good name to have when the country was snowy eleven months out of the year. Thus Serra, that's her new name, headed emotionlessly into the woods and found the cottage.

In the cottage, she was greeted by seven dwarves. They were Lyndis, her husband Kent, the sisters- Florina, Farina, and Fiora, Dorcas the woodcutter, and his wife Natalie. As time passed, Serra learned how to sing and dance gracefully. Unfortunately, she still didn't know when to shut up.

One day, a woman dressed in a black robe knocked on the cottage door. She was young with bright green hair. By her side was a shady looking man, who looked strangely like the kingdom's most wanted assassin. The woman was selling apples that she said would be able to make the skin smoother than a baby's bottom. That was the dream of some woman. Serra was one of them. She quickly paid for the apples with some gold coins she pilfered from Farina's savings. Luckily, the dwarves were at work or Serra might be dead. The woman and man bowed their thanks and headed off into forest.

Serra quickly tried one apple. The spell on the apple however, had a strange effect on Serra. She fell into a deep sleep. When the dwarves returned from their jobs, they found her on the ground snoring the world away. The dwarves quickly realized the apples were the cause and went to work to find a cure since they were paid to look after her and a drugged princess was just barely out of the list of good care.

Eventually, Lyn was able to find a cure from an old Sacaen book. It stated that only a kiss by a knight can break the curse on the sleeping princess. That was a problem. So the dwarves made fliers that said "Sleeping Princess. Kiss her and she could be yours. Try today."

Two weeks passed before a man called Nergal showed up. The dwarves quickly hid Serra and them from him because the guy looked pretty creepy. Bored, Nergal left.

The next contestant for the princess was a prince called Hector. He took one look at the princess and quickly rode away.

The third contestant was a prince called Eliwood. He was about to kiss Serra but Hector quickly popped out of nowhere, grabbed his friend, and berated the poor trusting fool.

"So close," the dwarves thought.

Then a mercenary group walked by. They attacked the castle and failed. The queen offered for them to work for her and they accepted. They didn't even stop by the sleeping princess.

Finally, when the contract with the queen was almost over, a young prince showed up calling himself the prince of thieves, Matthew.

He heard the story and felt truly sorry for the girl. He kissed her on the lips and woke her up. Serra immediately started planning a wedding.

"We'll need a pink dress, a black tux, a ten feet high cake… Are you going to wear those shoes? That will not do. We'll need…" Serra rambled.

Matthew was getting a headache. He saw a girl selling apples with a man in tattered clothing. He remembered the story the dwarves told him and bought some apples.

"Want one?" Matthew offered.

The End