Hello. Sorry about slow updates bt I'm in the middle of moving house atm. For now, here's a short little chapter with included lemon/lime. Enjoy!

CHAPTER 4

I couldn't help being amazed by the little blonde sitting with us in the bar. His resilience could put many ANBU to shame. After crying himself to sleep in my arms, when he awoke the next morning, Naruto was his normal cheerful self again. Though he did apologise for getting snot all over my shirt the day before, I dismissed it saying that that's what washing machines were for. The poor boy needed someone to talk to after what he went through, and I was happy to be that person.

Right now he was laughing with Cupcake about something no one else at our little table could understand- prank ideas by the Dastardly Duo- no one in the village was safe. The rest of the Elemental Nations fear the day Cupcake and Chibi are sent out on a mission together. Knowing them their assassination target would simply die of humiliation, rather than a kunai to the neck.

This time the prank target was none other than Kakashi Hatake, in retaliation for the Thousand Years of Pain jutsu. I had to admit that I was kind of looking forward to what they would come up with. I didn't really like the idea of anyone touching my Naruto like that. Yes, I said that the little blonde was mine. I certainly consider him that way, though we haven't done anything remotely sexual yet. The first time I kissed him, he got the giggles. I was a bit put out at first, until he explained that it was the first time he'd ever been kissed, and the giggling was a way for his happiness to get out. So I kissed him again, just a light peck on the lips. No giggles the second time, just a huge grin and a rib cracking hug.

I placed the new bottle of sake and water jug down on the table, and tuned back in to the revenge plans. Cactus, aka Raidou, poured everyone's drinks, half strength for Chibi, with one ear on the conversation. So far the ideas ranged from booby trapping the man's summoning contract so the first time he used it the dogs were replaced with dressed up dummies, to covertly drawing faces in fluorescent paint on the man's dark masks.

Eventually, the replacing summons with dummies idea was settled upon, with Chibi baiting his team mates to ask their sensei about it at team training. Having a prank activating in the middle of a battle could prove deadly, which would really just defeat the purpose of a joke. Cupcake would perform the jutsu, as his chakra was much less distinctive than that of a jinchuuriki, while Chibi had to get into the Hokage tower to read and memorise the needed jutsu from the archives. Cactus and I were assigned camera duty for the incident. From there it was simply comparing schedules to decide on the day and time.

"One of us should make sure Gai and his team will be there." I added in my two cents. "Like say that Kakashi has issued a challenge or something." That statement was met with a chorus of cheers and another round of drinks.

I sat heavily on my bed as the room spun lightly around me. Naruto, giggling loudly, climbed into my lap, pressing his sake scented lips onto my own. The kiss deepened slowly, and I let my hands wander across his small, lean body; it felt like heaven. The boy was obviously enjoying it too, with the way he was panting, letting little moans sneak through. I had removed Naruto's shirt, another old one of mine from my old bedroom, and was working on nice little mark on his shoulder.

"I want... want-t... but I... can't do it yet." The blonde panted into my shoulder, as one of my hands moved down to palm at his clothed erection.

"Sshh Chibi." I reassured my angel. "This'll feel good, I promise."

Clumsily, thanks to the sake I'd been drinking earlier and my own eagerness, I undid both my own and Naruto's pants. The blonde seemed distressed upon seeing my larger member, but I distracted him soon enough. I grabbed both mine and his erections in my hand, and stroked them together; watching as my little Naru's eyes rolled back in his head with a groan at the unexpected pleasure. I wondered if he'd even touched himself before. His whole body shook, a blush covered his face and chest, and his breathing came in short, harsh pants and I watched, transfixed, through half-lidded eyes.

"No..."He moaned his muscled tightening at the approach of orgasm. "What...No."

"It's okay, Naru. Just let it go." I whispered into the ear closest to me.

"No... nono. I'm gonna explode. It's too much, stop. Lemme go." Naruto groaned, fighting back his personal apocalypse.

"Let it go. I've got you." I argued back, speeding up my hand as my own release approached. "I've got you."

Suddenly his control snapped; Naruto's bowstring taut muscles relaxed, his head dropped back, and he screamed. That was the image to bring me over the edge with my small lover. Opening eyes that I didn't remember closing, I saw the boy sobbing wordlessly into my chest as we rode out the rest of our respective orgasms. I flopped backwards, laying down, taking the boy with me; still straddling my hips with his face buried in my shoulder.

"Alright Chibi?" I checked when he didn't move or make a sound.

"Mmhmm." He slowly nodded mumbling, "Intense."

"Yeah." I agreed with satisfaction.