AN: Hey guys.. I was bored so.. I decided to write this! I know that demigods arent supposed to have phones, blablabla, but... yeea. Review n enjoy!
Percy and Annabeth were sitting infront of Thalia's exTree. They had finished their activities for the day and now they're very bored.
"So.. What do you wanna do now?" Percy asked.
"I dont know... Maybe we could do some archery.. You need to work on it a lot." Annabeth answered.
"We already did archery for like what, 2 hours already!" Percy argued.
"Well, do you have a better idea?" Annabeth challenged.
"Uhh... YES!" Percy said suddenly.
Annabeth raised her eyebrows. "And what would that be Seaweed Brain?"
"Let's prankcall people!" Percy said, over-excitedly.
"Okaaaay... I guess we could do that." Annabeth said.
"YESS!" Percy said, jumping and punching the air."Come on! Lets get your phone!"
Annabeth sighed."This should be... interesting."
They both went to Annabeth's cabin and got her phone. Then they went back out again, and sat under Thalia's exTree.
"So... who should we call first?" Annabeth asked.
"Hmmm... Oh! We could call Nico and say that it's from Thalia! I know he's into her!" Percy said.
Annabeth nodded and smiled. "Here, give me the phone. I'm gonna talk."
Percy grinned while Annabeth dialled. "What should I say?" Annabeth asked.
"Confess too him! Well, I mean, pretend that you're Thalia and say that you love him!" Percy said with an evil glint in his eyes. "I cant wait to hear his reaction!"
Annabeth smiled, unactivated her caller's ID, pressed the call button, and activated the loudspeaker so that Percy can hear it too. Beep... beep.. beeep...
"Hello?" Nico said.
Percy grinned from ear to ear.
"Hey Nico.. It's Thalia." Annabeth said, lowering her voice a little so she sounds like Thalia.
"Oh! Hey Thals. What's up?"
"Umm.. Nico.. I.."
"Yea? What?" Nico asked.
"I...I like you Nico..." Annabeth said in perfect imitation of Thalia's voice.
Silence followed. Annabeth looked at Percy. Percy placed a finger and shook his head. Annabeth nodded. They waited for like what feels an eternity. Then finally...
"Uhh.. I-I.. I like y-you to Thals.." Nico finally said, stuttering.
Percy clamped his hands over his mouth to muffle his laugh. He could just imagine Nico's expretion.
Annabeth smiled. "Okay.. see ya around Nico..." She said, still in Thalia's voice.
"Y-y-yeea.. B-bye..." Nico said, still stuttering madly.
Annabeth quickly hung up before Percy could laugh out loud.
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA...! That was awesome!" Percy exclaimed.
"Yea.."Annabeth said, trying to stop laughing."Ahaha.. It was."
"So.. Now who do we call?" Percy asked.
"Hmm.. How 'bout... Clarisse!" Annabeth suggested.
"Dangerous.. But that'll be awesome!"
"Okay! So what so you wanna say?" Annabeth asked.
"Let's pretend we're the Pizza man! And.. well.. I dont know.. Let's just make things up along the way!" Percy said. "I'll talk this time."
Annabeth handed the phone to Percy. He grinned while he dialled and pressed the call button. Beep.. Beep.. Beep..
"Who are you?" Clarisse asked.
Percy grinned. "It's the awesome Pizza maan!" He exclaimed, making his voice really low.
"W-WHAT? I didnt order Pizza!"
"Yes you did Mizz Clarisse! You ordered 5 boxes of Super Large pepperonie pizza!" Percy yelled into the phone.
Annabeth looked at him questioningly.
Then they heard Chris's voice in the background,"Wow Clarisse.. I didnt know you eat that much."
Annabeth and Percy looked at each other and tried really hard not to laugh. They can imagine Clarisse going tomato red.
"I-I didnt order pizza!" They heard her say to Chris.
"It's okay Clarisse, I'm not saying it's bad or anything." Chris said.
"I DIDNT ORDER A FREAKIN PIZZAA!" she yelled. "WHO THE HELL IS THIS?"
Percy and Annabeth couldnt hold it any longer. They hung up and laughed really hard, rolling on the ground.
They ended up lying side-ways, facing each other.
"That was.. fun." Annabeth said, smiling.
"Yea.. It really was." Percy said. He leaned in and kissed Annabeth softly on the lips.
When they pulled back, they heard someone stomping up the hill behind them. They both sat up and looked down-hill. Both of their eyes went wide at what they saw.
Clarisse was stomping furiously, making her way towards them, holding maimer. She looked really red. Chris was running behind her, trying to catch up. "Clarisse! Stop! They were only joking around! Clarisseee!" he said.
"Oh no. We're dead." Annabeth said.
Percy and Annabeth quickly stood up and ran towards the Camp Woods.
"Crap."