Michael L'bau Interrupts an Exceptionally Awkward Scene in "Lost in the Void" by Eternity Rose

It was dark and it was night when Michael L'bau finally arrived home. School had let out much earlier, of course, but this was the absolute fastest that Michael was able to escape the dumpster where he was habitually dumped (the janitor rescued him). So, after a very trying day, Michael entered the house, assured his mother that he was not dead in an alley somewhere (as she supposed him to be), and collapsed on his bed.

And here is where something else unfortunate happens to the unfortunate Michael L'bau. While he was just sitting on his bed, admiring his superman sheets, the author had an amazingly malicious idea and he was sucked straight into a Kingdom Hearts Fanfic, where it was also apparently night and apparently dark.

Sora watched Riku. Riku smiled.

"What I have been wanting to tell you riku is that..."

"What, my love?"

"I'm wit your child..." Sora cried. "Do you still love me?"

But before Riku could answer, a mysterious boy wrapped in superman sheets fell from the sky.

"Ouch," said the boy.

"What's that dear?" asked Sora.

"Justa crossover character falling from the sky, darling, happens all the time."

"Not dat, riku, what do you think of the baby-"

"Oh look, he's moving he must still be alive!" cried Riku in a desperate attempt to change the subject.

The boy sat up and looked at the two lovers lying on the sand.

"EWWWWWWW GROSS!" he cried, and then immediately launched himself into an angry rant against the author, who somewhere beyond the computer screen, giggled inside.

"THAT IS IT! This is the last time I let you write a story about me! I QUIT! DO YOU HEAR ME? I quit as your character, and I'm turning in my resignation form TOMMORROW! I mean it!"

"Who he talkin to ya think?" asked Riku.

"Riku, my love, I really need to know-"

And just then, some random chick named Kiara stomped up, cutting Sora off.

"Riku YOU SLUT! I knew you were cheat'n!"

"Former Luerve!" shouted Riku.

"I thought you weren't with her anymore!" yelled Sora, which really hurt Riku's ears considering he was only six inches away, but whatever.

"I feel like I should leave now…." Said Michael. He was ignored.

"But I thought… and we were.. and WHAT ABOUT MY LILAC EYES!" sobbed Kiara.

"Its not ma fault I thought u were dead!"

"No you didn't! I called you yesterday!"

" BUT I'M PREGNANT!" yelled Sora.

"I AM NOT A WHORE!" screamed Kiara.

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?"

"Does anyone happen to know the way out of this story-"

"NO! SHUT UP!"

And so all of the characters immediately got over their differences and went and drank hot cocoa together. And the baby miscarried but it was all good, because Michael used his superman sheets to soak up the blood. And they all lived happily ever after, after Michael turned in his resignation form to the author, who laughed and threw it into the fire. And that dude named Elmer was fired.

Okay, not really, but it's 12:30 and I'm tired of writing. Also there was not really ever an actual fire to throw Michael's form into, but be rest assured that I will dispose of it and then claim that I didn't get it.

THE END