Screen names:
Jigsaw: HEEERESJOHNNY
Amanda: NOTAJUNKIEBITCH
Hoffman: Undercover_Badass101
Zep: ThemaninyourROOM
Eric: Aggro_cop13
Dr. Gordon: Dr. Peg-leg
Adam: SnapshotMan
Charles: ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF
Mallick: Utterly_Relaxed
Xavier: BehindyourMIND
Daniel: Danny-boy87
Strahm: The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU
Perez: ShrapnelHURTS.
Mark: Smooookin'
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HEEERESJOHHNY has signed on.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed on.
HEERESJOHNNY: Hello, Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I wanna play a game.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: What is it this time, John? We've played scrabble, monopoly, snakes and ladders...should I get the backgammon set out?
Undercover_Badass101 has signed on.
Undercover_Badass101: Can I play?
HEEERESJOHNNY: ...Sure.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: What are we playing?
HEEERESJOHNNY: ...
Undercover_Badass101: He doesn't have to tell us right now. He's Jigsaw; he can do whatever the hell he wants!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM, ZEP?
ThemaninyourROOM: It's the rules...
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Well, follow THESE rules! If you aren't out of my room by the time I count to three...
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Thank God. So, what game are we playing again?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I'm trying to decide. What do you two prefer; poker or strip poker? Make our choice...
Danny-boy87 has signed on.
Danny-boy87: STRIP POKER! :-)
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Would you even be ALLOWED to play, Daniel? Your father...
Danny-boy87: He's a real hardass. He's probably got half the city looking for me just so he can find me and kick my ass for disappearing on him.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yeah, probably.
Undercover_Badass101: Amanda, why is Daniel even here?
Aggro_cop13 has signed on.
Aggro_cop13: DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
Danny-boy87 has signed out.
Aggro_cop13: Where is my son YOU JUNKIE BITCH?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: RIGHT FUCKING HERE!
Danny-boy87 has signed on.
Danny-boy87: Aww...AMAN-DA!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has set her status as away.
Aggro_cop13: DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
Danny-boy87: WHAT?
Aggro_cop13: :-)
Danny-boy87 has signed off.
Aggro_cop13: NOOOOOOO! DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! :'(
Aggro_cop13 has signed off.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has returned from away.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Is he gone...?
Undercover_Badass101: Obviously.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed on.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Get a clue, you fucking bitch!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Don't forget the rules, Charles. In two minutes, those nail bombs will go off...
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: Don't forget the rules!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: It's survival of the fittest!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has set his status to away.
HEEERESJOHNNY: So, have we decided on a game yet?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: No, not yet, John.
Undercover_Badass101: I want to play regular poker. Be right back.
Undercover_Badass101 has set his status to away.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has returned from away.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCHL Dammit, he didn't die!
HEEERESJOHNNY: He played by the rules. Period.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: Don't forget the rules!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Get a clue you fucking bitch! It's survival of the fittest!
Utterly_Relaxed has signed on.
Uterly_Relaxed: Yeah, that's what he said when he bashed the crap outta me :'( Fuck you, Charles!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Re-lax.
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has set her status as away.
Smooookin' has signed on.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Been playing with matches again, have we?
Smooookin': ...Not funny...
Smooookin' has signed off.
Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you, Charles!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Re-LAX!
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has returned from away.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: :-)
Undercover_Badass101 has returned from away.
Undercover_Badass101: Amanda, why is there blood on my quilt collection?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Shit!
HEEERESJOHNNY: This is very amusing to read. Hehe. :-)
Utterly_Relaxed: Dude, he's asking you a question. Why IS there blood on his quilt collection? ANSWER ME!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: For the last time, RE-LAX!
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: But I LIKE pissing you off...
Utterly_Relaxed: ...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has set his status to away.
Undercover_Badass101: AMANDA...
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: I'm sorry!
Undercover_Badass101: ...Thank you. An apology won't replace the hundred-dollar quilt, though.
BehindyourMIND has signed on.
BehindyourMIND: Stop bitchin' about it and let's DO something!
Undercover_Badass101: ...like what?
BehindyourMIND: ...I dunno.
Undercover_Badass101: Well THAT sure helps, doesn't it?
Dr. Peg-leg has signed on.
SnapshotMan has signed on.
Dr. Peg-leg: It's no use arguing, Hoffman. Everything has been pre-thought out by him.
SnapshotMan: You sound like you admire this prick.
BehindyourMIND: ...This is bullshit.
BehindyourMIND has signed off.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Never did like that asshole.
HEEERESJOHNNY: I second that.
SnapshotMan: Shut up, Jigsaw!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
Dr. Peg-leg: Zep! You perverted little psychopath! I'm gonna take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this! You BASTARD FUCK!
ThemaninyourROOM: My name is not bastard fuck. My name is Zep. You should know that by now...LARRY.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
Dr. Peg-leg: ...
SnapshotMan: Hehe. Larry. Larry, Larry, Larrykins...
Dr. Peg-leg: ...
Utterly_Relaxed: Uh-oh...
Utterly_Relaxed has set his status as away.
Danny-boy87 has signed on.
Danny-boy87: LARRYKINS! :-)
Dr. Peg-leg: ...
Undercover_Badass101: Kid, you better get going...
Danny-boy87: okay, okay... Hehe, Larrykins!
Danny-boy87 has signed off.
Dr. Peg-leg: FUCK THIS SHIT!
SnapshotMan: Oh my God! Oh my God! No! Lawrence please, I'm begging you!
Dr. Peg-leg has signed off.
SnapshotMan has signed off.
Utterly_Relaxed has returned from away.
Utterly_Relaxed: Phew...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has returned from away.
Utterly_Relaxed: Aw, shit...
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Dammit, that assholes back. John, when are we gonna play this game?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I find this more amusing than playing poker...
Undercover_Badass101: JO-HN... :-(
HEEERESJOHNNY: Patience is a virtue, detective.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: EX-ACTLY.
Undercover_Badass101 has set his status to away.
HEEERESJOHNNY: He failed his test.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yay!
HEEERES JOHNNY: Shush, Amanda.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: EX-ACTLY.
Utterly_Relaxed: I'm so SICK of your self-righteousness, man.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Re-lax.
Utterly_Relaxed: For the last time...I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yeah, you sound it.
Utterly_Relaxed: Shut up!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Yeah, get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
Utterly_Relaxed: Yeah, asshole! Stop repeating yourself! You sound like a fucking broken record!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Well, so do you.
Utterly_Relaxed: How do you know that?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Because I have EYES.
HEEERESJOHNNY: This is interesting. Everyone, please continue.
Undercover_Badass101 has returned from away.
Undercover_Badass101: The blood won't come out of my quilts... :'( Amanda, you bitch! Why'd you have to bleed all over my precious quilts?
Utterly_Relaxed: This guy collects quilts...?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Apparently so. Get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.
Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you. Fuck you.
Undercover_Badass101: Yes, I collect quilts! SO WHAT?
Utterly_Relaxed: Dude, guys don't collect quilts...they just don't. Are you secretly a woman?
Undercover_Badass101: NO!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: You sure about that, detective?
Undercover_Badass101: YES!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Relax.
Undercover_Badass101: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: I was talking to the detective, Mallick.
Utterly_Relaxed: 'Kay then.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: I'm bored...
HEEERESJOHNNY: I, on the other hand, am quite entertained. This is much more amusing than watching Paul crawl his way through razor wire...
Undercover_Badass101: I agree. It's not our fault Amanda has the attention span of a potato.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
Undercover_Badass101: You heard me. This is payback for ruining my quilts, bitch!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, yes... there will be blood.
Utterly_Relaxed: How the fuck do you KNOW that?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Because I am John Kramer, and this is my world. You just die in it.
Undercover_Badass101: Yeah, exactly. So shut up.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: YE-AH!
Utterly_Relaxed: Oh, for Christ sake...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Say, who are you REALLY, detective? Because I haven't the faintest idea...
Undercover_Badass101: I'm...
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU has signed on.
ShrapnelHURTS has signed on.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I KNOW!
Utterly_Relaxed: You're starting to freak me out, dude...
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: I'll stop you, you motherfucker.
Utterly_Relaxed: Who, me?
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: No, the other motherfucker.
Utterly_Relaxed: 'Kay then.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed off.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Whoo! The asshole is gone!
HEEERESJOHNNY: Amanda, hush.
ShrapnelHURTS: Amanda? As in Amanda Young?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Shit.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed off.
ShrapnelHURTS: I guess it was then.
Undercover_Badass101: No SHIT, Perez!
Utterly_Relaxed: Yeah, nice fucking try, Nancy Drew.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: How did you walk out of that building?
ShrapnelHURTS: ?
HEEERESJOHNNY: ?
Utterly_Relaxed: ?
Undercover_Badass101: How did you?
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: On a gurney with a fucking hole in my throat!
Undercover_Badass101: My heart BLEEDS for you, Strahm.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: Very funny.
HEEERESJOHNNY: I thought it was quite amusing.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: Shut the fuck up, you sick prick!
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: That was weird...
HEEERESJOHNNY: Indeed it was. I am sorry, Special Agent Strahm, but there is where my input ends...I bid you all a very fond farewell.
HEEERESJOHNNY has signed off.
Utterly_Relaxed has signed off.
ShrapnelHURTS: Was that John Kramer?
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: How do I open it? TELL ME HOW TO OPEN IT!
ShrapnelHURTS: Open what?
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: This jar of peanut butter. I can't open it...
ShrapnelHURTS: Well, you can't open a jar of PB and type at the same time.
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with YOU: I'll get you, you motherfucker. I'm gonna stop you, you son of a bitch!
The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU has signed off.
ShrapnelHURTS has signed off.
Undercover_Badass101: Damn now everyone's gone... :-(
Undercover_Badass101: I guess that means I win...game over, bitches. MWAHAHAHAHA. .
Undercover_Badass101 has signed out.