Sorry this took forever guys! My work schedule has me up at 3 am! O_o This one dedicated to Rikky-Bubbles. You are awesome. Annnnd of coarse everyone reading this is awesome and I swear to whatever deity you believe in I am getting to the other requests. These are all going in order of received so try and bear with me!

Of Goatmen and Impalas.

The mission had been easy enough. A waste of time but easy enough. A local bunch of teens had gone missing and a supposed 'goat man' was behind the disappearances. As Hellboy thought... a waste of time. Probably some teens that had been hyped up on pot or some crap. Still no bodies had been found nor had any of the teens wandered back to their homes. But then again they where stupid teens. Most of whom were couples who thought they where in love. Maybe they just ran off together like some cheesy movie the demon could careless about.

So here he was parked in a out of the way spot in the Chickweed woods, somewhere north of some small town he didn't know. Abe had driven the rented Chevy Impala with the strict warning from Manning that if it came back scratched it was their asses.

They didn't have the 'funding' to pay for unnecessary shit.

"Goat man my ass..." he grumbled. Abe turned and eyed him.

Shrugging he replied, "Maybe, maybe not. Something's been abducting kids."

"Ran off is'all." HB grunted. "Come on this isn't a mission this is sitting in some crappy rented car waiting until we get the call that the 'disturbance' is a load of crap." he complained. "I could be eating nachos."

Abe studied him. "I can think of three things we could do that are better then nachos."

"Like what?" Hellboy was intrigued.

Abe leaned closer over the seat and pressed his lips close to the demons ear. "Like putting that big cock of yours in my tight slit." Hellboy hardened at the suggestion. "or..." he went on dragging out the word. "Filling my ass with it..."

"Or shoving it down your throat." HB offered. He had a gift for bluntness.

Abe smiled. "Precisely."

In a matter of seconds the crimson skinned demon had unzipped his shorts and unfastened his belt disregarding it on the floor.

His cock, throbbing and hard sprung out and laid bobbing against his now exposed thigh, eager for the mouth of it's lover.

Abe leaned over the seats, having undid his own pants and exposing his wet slit to the cool air. He pressed his lips to the head in a sort of kiss.

His friend moaned at the warm feeling.

The amphibian then opened his lips allowing the organ access. He moved his lips up and down the shaft, taking the thick cock as deep as he could, gagging as it passed that certain point down his throat.

Hellboy's head lolled back and he closed his eyes. A low moan, deep and reverberating, escaped through his thinly cracked lips.

The demon placed a hand on the back of the amphibians head and added a gradual pressure forcing his organ deeper into the fishmans mouth.

Abe gagged on the thick organ clogging his throat, instinctively he swallowed, his muscles constricting around the demons sex.

He gagged again, saliva pooling in his mouth, dribbled out, wetting the red skin around.

Hellboy groaned but released the pressure and allowed the fishman to pull back and remove his cock with a loud wet 'pop'.

In a fluid motion Abe had gone from the drivers seat to looming over his friends body. His slit pressing against the demons cock... tauntingly.

"Come on, Abe..." HB moaned. Damn he was practically begging. When did he become so dependent? Aw crap. "Get on already..."

Abe smirked wickedly. A look that, before all of there shenanigans, he wouldn't have believed possible. Abe had always been stoic, calm, and reserved. Hellboy almost had a hard time believing the man slowly lowering himself onto his cock was the same... Almost.

Hellboy groaned as Abe slid his full length into him, stretching the tight skin of his slit almost painfully.

The depth of the fully sheathed cock must have been slightly painful too, Hellboy reasoned. How deep was Abe's opening anyway?

All thoughts where quickly pushed to the side as the amphibian began gyrating his hips.

Pushing up against the demon, forcing the length to pound deeper into him. Abe moaned. His eyes squinted shut and his teeth biting into his lip.

"Damn Abe... yeah... yeah..." Hellboy grunted out. "Hell...yeah." his grunts matching each thrust of his lovers hips.

Neither noticed any movement outside the car. Nor did they particularly care.

Secretion from Abe's slit had dripped down drenching HB's thighs; not to mention the seat. With each thrust there was a delicious wet slapping noise that set the demons blood on fire.

Abe tilted his head back and Hellboy leaded forward to suck on the taut skin of his neck. He wondered if he could be given a hickey.

He smiled against the skin under his lips and began to suck harder. He wanted to mark him. Brand him his.

Abe moaned out, his voice higher then usual as his release sped forward, closer and closer to the point of no return. He jerked faster. Jamming his friends cock deeper and deeper into him, close to the point of pain... and the thought that he was going to be, yet again, sore in the morning, briefly flitted through Abe Sapiens mind; before complete nirvana descended over him.

He all but screamed his finish as he felt the hot cum of the demon fill his depths.

The warmth that spread through his whole stomach.

Hellboy leaned down, breathing deep, and planted a small kiss on his partners lips.

Abe took the opportunity to part the demons lips with his tongue and explore his lovers mouth. The tip of his tongue tracing against the hot other.

The demon moaned but was cut short by a loud bleat cut through the reverie the pair shared.

A face, ugly and misshapen, with a long white beard, twisted horns and dark angry eyes, popped up and was attempting to break open the passengers window by beating its head repeatedly against the glass.

Hellboy grabbed his gun, a bored look on his face mixed with slight irritation that the damn thing even dared to pop up and ruin his moment. "Cover your ears." he warned Abe before shooting the thing clean in the face taking its head shot off.

"Are you happy with the decisions you made in life?" Hellboy grunted. "Yeah... bet not."

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