Right guys I thought I'd throw this one out there. Let me know what you think, anything you think... really anything, if you think your dog is pregnant and want to share go ahead.

One thing though: I wrote this story with other characters and after an intense internal debate, I decided to change just a couple of characters to glee ones (Originally I only wanted to have Quinn and Rachel). I hope this works out * crosses fingers*

She got of her bike, took her school bag from the seat compartment, while replacing it with her helm, shouldered it and started moving to her friends. She was almost there when a blond bumped into her and fell to the floor. The blond she just crashed into got up and grabbed her bag from the floor.

"Watch where you're going freak" It was one of the three cronies that followed the red head, better known as queen bee Quinn Fabray, everywhere. The dumb blond that had the nerve insult her immediately got an elbow in the ribs from the apparently smarter blond called Cameron. The brunette, she believed was called Tina, just stood there observing the scene with a frown.

"Look" she said as she looked at her friends at the nearby table "I'd love to swap insults with one another but we both know you will lose. So I'm just going to be nice and leave you and your enormous ego alone. Now go ahead and follow you queen" She fixed the blonde with a glare and brushed past the dumb blond.

"Are you really that stupid Sharon? You do know that is Rachel Berry, right?"

Sharon shrugged "Well she should look where she's going, plus it's not like she is going to kill me for that".

"Well people say her brother is in jail for killing someone and apparently she is just like him. I mean she did break Finn's nose when he knocked her lunch tray out of her hands. By accident I might add. Besides her dad is working…"

Quinn decided that she had enough of this conversation and interrupted "Those are just rumours..." "Well they don't just make those things up" Cameron tried to continue but Quinn cut her off again

"Why are we talking about her, you are supposed to help plan the ultimate payback on my mom!"

Rachel sat down at the lunch table with her friends and mumbled "hi guys". Her sister, Santana, just nodded and offered her a sandwich. Brittany didn't even look up and just continued copying Santana's homework.

"So" Puck asked "I thought you were skipping today and what did the devil want?"

They had been watching the exchange closely to make sure things wouldn't escalade. The showdowns between Rachel and Quinn had become legendary because neither one would back down easily. One of their 'confrontations' ended with a broken lunch table, two dented lockers and an empty fire extinguisher.

Quinn was one of the few people that dared to give them trouble which made her even more popular. Normally their little group would be ignored, mostly because of Rachel and Santana's reputation. They were the rejects of the school but Puck couldn't care less though he loved their little dysfunctional group. He was overly protective over what he mostly thought of as his girls, they were his family and he was happy.

Refocusing on Rachel he listened to her response. She shrugged and swallowed the bite she just took of the sandwich "Ah well the usual just yell a little but mostly staying out of my way because I'm 'trouble'. Oh and my dad came home from work so I decided to run and hide in hell".

The bell rang, way too soon for Rachel's liking, she ran a hand though her dyed black hair "great a double English period with Miss I've-got-beautiful-blond-hair-look-at-me". Brittany and Santana just snickered and took of to their respective classes.

"Just be happy her cronies aren't there" Puck laughed

Rachel laughed agreeing with him and jumped on his back "Now carry me to English"

Puck mumbled something that sounded like "you are lucky I like you".


When Quinn got to English she had nearly worked out her plan. Her mom needs to pay for making her life miserable. Her mom would freak if she started dating a bad boy and even more if she dated a girl.

So Quinn decided that combining the two would be the ultimate revenge, the only problem was that she needed a girl that wanted to help her with her plan. This could be problematic, her friends wouldn't do and she couldn't just walk up to a random girl and ask for her help.

Quinn got to her usual seat in the back of the class and decided to text Ashley and ask her for advice. Just as she sends the text, Puck and Rachel walked in. The blond shot them a glare as Rachel hopped of Puck's back and Puck took a seat next to her. Rachel flopped down next to him. Tina texted her back clearly not agreeing with the plan, Quinn had expected that much.

I'm doing it nway help me out... I need som1 to play my gf x Q

Just ask Rachel LOL x T

She knew it was just a joke but Rachel was the perfect girl for the job. She rode a motorcycle, had piercings and Quinn was willing to bet her hand that she had tattoos too. Not only did she have the whole bad girl look going she was gay too. So this solved one problem but it brought up a next one, they hated each other.

Quinn was in deep thought, to her right Rachel dabbled in her binder while Puck had fallen asleep and was drooling. After about half an hour she decided she had no other option then to ask Rachel for her help. She couldn't wait to set her plan in motion so she needed to ask Rachel soon. Fortunately Quinn knew that their Friday schedule was nearly the same and they had a free period next.

As soon as the bell rang Rachel was out of the classroom, she hated Fridays they were useless, the only class she had left was chemistry after a free period. She concluded her life sucked and she considered skipping that period. She then opted to go anyways because she would have to wait for the rest of her friends, as she didn't want to go home. Rachel got out a cigarette and walked to star bucks, she was about to walk in when she saw Quinn walk towards her.

"Look princes I don't feel like it…"

"I just need to ask you a favour"

"Ok…. No"

Rachel walked in, got her coffee and sat down, only to have Quinn sit down across from her.

She let out a sigh and wondered what she did to deserve this. Deciding that she didn't feel like fighting she thought that letting blond speak would be the easiest way to get rid of her.

"Fine ask, you've got 1 minute and then I'll kick your ass back to your castle" Rachel growled.

"Ok I need your help to freak out my mom" Quinn rushed it out and the other girl just smirked.

"How?" Rachel asked raising an eyebrow, her curiosity was slowly getting the better of her.

Quinn hesitated "you need to pretend you're my girlfriend"

"Tempting but no" Rachel checked the clock on the wall "30 seconds to convince me"

"Ok, my mom, she just ignores me and goes around with her boy toys. She doesn't even know what I do or who I am, it's like I don't exist. Freaking her out seems the best way to get her to notice me. I'm not prepared to jump of a cliff so this was the next best thing." Quinn said almost begging Rachel to help her.

Rachel took some time to think, Quinn seemed genuine but she still didn't trust the girl. Making a quick pro and con list she decided that she would help Quinn. It wouldn't be a bad thing to have the queen bee owe her and it should be fun. Rachel decided she deserved a little fun and decided to see how far Quinn would go for this.

"Well I like freaking out moms and it would be a good reason to spend even less time at home but this is not going to work princes. I hate you, you hate me on top of that there isn't enough reason for me to do this" she said taking a sip from her coffee.

"Look I'll get you a new surfboard, motorcycle or whatever, you are my best chance at this."

"Fine, get me a new guitar, make that two and a new surfboard, then we have a deal. Oh and I'm allowed to still hate you and pick on your followers." Rachel held out her hand and waited while the blond thought things over, it only took her a couple of seconds though. Two guitars and a surfboard, her family was filthy rich and everybody knew it, they could buy those things with the change they had in their pockets. "Deal".

Rachel stood up, snatched her coffee of the table and walked to the door where she waited for Quinn to follow her. They walked side by side back to school. "So what do you want me to do oh mighty one?" Rachel asked Quinn, while checking her phone for new texts. "I mean I can't just show up at your house and say: hi I'm the girlfriend".

"I didn't think about that" The popular girl said while frowning.

Rachel grumbled "Oh now I need to come up with the plan too?" and then continued with a wicked smile "That's going to cost you blondie!" She was a little annoyed with the girl though.

"I'm not paying you for something I can think of myself, go rob a bank if you need money so badly"

"You think I would let you buy me guitars if I need money? On top of that princes you couldn't even think of a plan that would be believable" The shorter of the two snickered, it wasn't as if she hadn't heard the you-are-poor insult before, it actually started to grow old.

Rachel continued talking "Look if you want it to be believable you need to do it bit by bit, just drop my name every now and then for the next week. Then we'll talk".

"Fine but this doesn't mean I'm going to listen to you. This is just because you had a good point." Quinn turns on her heal and walks back to school. Rachel opted to go back to star bucks and wait there for her friends, they were bound to come there after school anyways.