Kagome stood in the store, her shoulders shaking uncontrolably with silent laughter. Her friends looking at her like she had lost her mind. "Uh...Kagome? It's just a poster." Yumi said quietly, almost unsure if she should interrupt her giggling friend. After all Kagome had been in a terrible mood for months now.

Kagome bit her lip and pulled a rolled up poster out of the bin, "I know someone who will get a real kick out of this." She waved the poster in her friends faces and walked towards the check out, still laughing silently.

As she reached the top of the stairs that lead to the shrine she bent down and picked up four smooth, fist-sized rocks. She would need them to hold the poster flat.

She knelt infront of the stretched and altered poster, silver sharpie flashing up at her, making her burst out in giggles all over again.

Oh yes, this was the perfect gift. She congradulated herself with a small smirk. Of course...most people in the feudal era wouldn't get most of these references. But she couldn't resist.

Blank golden eyes stared humourlessly at the large piece of paper being held out for him. "Miko what is the meaning of this waste of this Sesshoumaru's time."

Kagome grinned behind the poster and pointed to one of her favourite lines. Which she had definately altered for his benifit. It now read:

Sesshoumaru (crossed out beside his hand-written name was 'Chuck Norris') can hear silence.

"It is my firmest belief that you are Chuck Norris... In the future I mean." She added the last bit hastily as he quirked an eyebrow in his typical 'human-you-are-out-of-your-tiny-mind' gesture.

Silence ensued as the demon lord pondered the girls words. "Preposterous miko. This Sesshoumaru is silence."

Kagome broke out into a wide grin. "So even you can't hear you sneak up?"

The demon lord crossed his arms and glared harder at the woman before him, "Of course I can. This Sesshoumaru can do anything."