I AM SO ANNOYED WITH THIS WEBSITE! Has anyone else had problems with fanfiction? It hasn't let me upload any of my stories! I have like 3 documents that I want to upload but it won't let me! God! Anyway, enough of my rant, I want to thank my lovely reviewers:

Lamia vampress- I'm so glad that you LOVE my story! I was grinning like an idiot all day when I read your review! Thank you!

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Night Worlder 13- yup, Ash got a concussion. Good thing his hard head deflected permanent brain damage! Lol

Dani- I'm sorry that you don't like my fic, but it IS one of those mindless, dumb comedies that are just supposed to be pointless. I'm writing another NW story soon (I'll describe it at the end of the page) and trust me, I'll be the first to admit that this is NOT my best writing. I know that since you said you didn't like my story that you're probably not reading this, but if you ever do than I'm thanking you for the review!

Me: Morgead! Help me with the disclaimer! I can't say it! *starts crying*

Morgead: Goddess! Fine….. Hellewise14 does not own the Night World

Me: lies! *attacks Morgead*

Morgead: *dodges attack* no, it's true, you don't

Me: Fine. LJ Smith owns the Night World. And Morgead :(

Morgead: I actually think that Jez owns me…

Me: On with the chapter!

Mare POV

Ash eventually got out of the hospital; Jez posted the embarrassing pictures of him on Facebook, which started a huge argument with them that went a little like this…..

*Flashback*

"YOU PUT PICTURES OF ME WITH A TAMPON IN MY NOSE ALL OVER FACEBOOK!" Ash screamed.

"No, I only put them on MY profile, not everywhere," Jez said calmly.

"PUTTING THEM ON YOURS IS LIKE PUTTING THEM EVERYWHERE!" Ash continued to rant for about fifteen minutes before Jez walked out of the room, annoying Ash even more. Little did he know that she had recorded his rant and posted that on Facebook, making him just about as hated as the guy that tripped a five year old…

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*End flashback*

The girls were absolutely winning the prank war, the boys had only managed to dye Rashel's hair purple, lock Hannah in a closet, put worms all over Jez's motorcycle (she almost beat the guys to death for that one, seriously, they were all unconscious when she was done) and throw all of Poppy's CD's away. Not that creative. Of course, Jez and Rashel (who we had elected as our "generals" for the "war") thought that they were just stalling for time. I hoped so, because if those pranks were the best they had, this prank war wouldn't be much of a war.

Timmy POV

I crept out of the house and into the garage. I reached the blood storage box and pried the top off (A/N the "blood box" is one of those fridges that you have to pop the top off, because there on their sides, if that makes sense) the blood was sloshing around…..yum! I want it! NO! Resist Timmy, I repeated over and over. I took the potion out of my pant pocket and poured the contents inside. For a moment the blood turned violet, before receding back to its original color. I looked at my watch. The vampires usually had blood around noon, so that left about an hour. I climbed up to the rafters and waited, hoping that my traps would go off on time. The boys won't even know what hit them….

Quinn POV

Morgead, Ash, James, Thierry, Poppy, Delos, Nilsson and I got hungry around noon, as usual, so we went to the garage for our daily dosage of blood. James was trying to get Poppy to tell him why she hadn't been talking to him for the past three days and Thierry was sulking because Hannah was giving him the same treatment.

"Poppy! Tell me what I did!" James begged.

Poppy said nothing.

"Poppy please!"

No response.

"POPPY!"

"Fine! You really want to know!" finally, a response, "You called me FAT!" James' face fell, but Poppy didn't notice, she had rounded on Thierry, "And YOU! You called HANNAH fat also! She's so upset she thinks that you were more attracted to MAYA!" Thierry paled and ran to the house. I hope for his sake that he was going to apologize to Hannah, I could already see Ash cracking his knuckles; he loved Hannah like a sister.

Poppy was yelling at James again and using such a colorful vocabulary that even I would have to go look up some of these words later. Where had the pixie learned such language?

James was trying to calm Poppy down.

"Poppy, I never meant for you to think I called you fat, it's just that was an old trampoline and you were using your vampire strength to jump higher and I didn't want you to fall and hurt yourself," he said soothingly.

"Oh," Poppy said and walked away. James looked heartbroken.

"Well come on you dummy! I want to go and buy a new trampoline!" Poppy said cheerily. James ran after her like a lost puppy.

"What the hell," Morgead shouted, "When Jez and I fight, it's like I have to do something demeaning and usually painful for her to forgive me, James just has to apologize?"

"I know what you mean," I said, "Rashel usually jumps me with a fighting stick," I glared at Morgead, "The fighting stick that your soulmate taught her to use," Morgead laughed. Rashel was good with just about any weapon, but when Jez found out that she couldn't use a fighting stick, and worse, couldn't see the use of it, she tried to convert her to fighting sticks, obviously, Jez was successful.

Delos, Morgead, Ash and I walked into the garage and popped the top of the blood fridge, grabbed glasses and drank our blood. There was something off about it though…

"Guys," Delos said, "does this taste a bit…." His eyes were drooping and he put his hand on the wall.

"Yeah, its like, I don't know," Ash looked like Delos did, like he was about to pass out any second. Morgead started coughing, Nilsson had already collapsed, and I felt like someone was pushing little bits of wood into my skin. We all looked at each other for a second, and I could practically read everyone's faces. How could we have been so stupid to let ourselves get poisoned? That was my last thought before the world went black.

Timmy POV

Yes! Was my only thought when I saw Quinn, Morgead, Ash, and Delos collapse. These three were always the meanest to me, I could wait for James and Thierry to drink the poisoned blood, and I would get Galen, Eric, and David later. I had a getaway car which I loaded the guys into (I was so happy I had vampire strength, the guys are heavy! They should go on weight-watchers) (A/N oh no he did NOT say there fat! They are hot! LOL) when they were all tied up, I gave them another dose of sleeping potion, and then I crawled back into my hiding place and waited for the other vampires.

Poppy POV

Yah! Jamie didn't say I was fat! I was so happy that I was skipping all through the store as we bought the new trampoline. James and I got the biggest on! It was TWENTY feet in circumference. And it had these special springs and I was so excited to jump on it! We ordered it so that it would be at the mansion in two days. James drove home and I made him drive the speed limit the whole time, I couldn't wait to tell Hannah! When we got to the driveway James was hungry so he went to go drink some blood, while I ran to tell Hannah about our new trampoline. When I got inside Hannah was talking to Thierry, which made me happy that he apologized. Thierry politely excused himself to go get his blood, leaving Hannah and I to talk.

"I got a new trampoline!" Hannah laughed.

"I can't believe that we thought that they called us fat," Hannah admitted.

"Me neither," I laughed. Suddenly Keller's frantic voice sounded from downstairs.

"Lady Hannah! Gillian was practicing magic and she caught your rug on fire!" Hannah rolled her eyes and we walked down the stairs to survey the damage.

Galen POV

I was in the game room with David and Eric, ever since they introduced me to Black Ops, I'd become almost obsessed. I was in a tournament, about to win, when there was a noise from under the coffee table, none of us really paid attention, I was winning, winning, and…. I got shot!

"No! No! No! No!" I yelled.

"That fucking sucks!" David said

"Hell, better luck next time," Eric told me.

I picked up my drink –root beer- and threw it at David, he retaliated my throwing his at me, but it missed and hit Eric instead, so, of course, Eric threw his at me. After a moment, something felt wrong. David started choking and fell to the ground, Eric did the same a second after. I felt my vision get dizzy, and I felt like I was falling into a pit, I tried fighting it, but it didn't stop me from falling into unconsciousness.

Timmy POV

I had Thierry and James loaded into the truck when I ran off to the game room, and, sure enough, all three pansy/idiots were passed out on the rug. I was lucky none of the girls had come upstairs, although I had made a great diversion of making it looked like Gillian set a rug on fire. Drugging Galen, Eric, and David had been the hardest; I had to give them the appropriate dosage for their species, but I did it! I had everyone bound and gagged in the back, and I paid a circle Midnight witch to move them to the cave I had planned, three days away. If I were lucky, the girls would never see the guys again, and they would always have time to play with me!

Jez POV

All of us girls were downstairs, and I was trying to calm the chaos that erupted with the mini fire. Gillian and just been reading her spell book when suddenly the rug caught on fire, Thea was dumbstruck, the spell she said was only supposed to enable her to communicate with animals for about an hour. Hannah was upset about her rug, but she acted calm as she comforted a distressed Gillian.

"Hannah, I'm so sorry, I really didn't, didn't mean to," said Gillian in between sobs.

"Jill, it's fine, I can always buy another on," Hannah said soothingly. Gillian nodded and started to stop her tears, only sniffling.

Thea was going through the book, whispering to Keller,

"She said the spell right, I don't know why that happened,"

Keller's forehead scrunched up and she whispered, "I don't like this, I don't like this at all," as she said that, I felt ice clamp around my heart. Rashel walked over to me, her face contorted in an expression I haven't ever seen it in: terror.

"I can't feel Quinn, it's like he's barley there," I couldn't understand what she meant, but when I tugged my silver chord that bound my to Morgead, I understood. The chord was still there, but only barley, and the only thing I could pick up was that he was alive, whether he were close to death or not I was uncertain, but I was still frightened. Morgead and Quinn were two of the strongest telepaths I had ever encountered, so whatever did this to them must have Power, power and most likely had outside help.

"Everyone," I did my best to keep my voice brisk and businesslike, "no one freak out yet, but check your soulmate chord," I got eight confused looks which quickly morphed into looks of horror. Mare spoke first,

"Do you think they left and did this to block us?"

Rashel and I exchanged a Look, and in that moment, everything came together.

"No," Rashel said soberly, "I think they were captured."

DUN DUN DUN! So that was the chapter. Sorry that it wasn't as funny as usual, but I'm really trying to finish this up quick. I know that I already had a LONG authors note at the top, but I have to tell you about this new Night World story I'm going to write AS SOON as I finish this story.

Broad summary: when Circle Midnight and The Council capture the girls and wipe there memories, inserting there own memories, the girls, heartbroken and angry, leave the boys. The boys, of course, go after the girls, but there not going without a fight.

I've thought A LOT about how I'm going to make this different than every other fic where the girls run away, and I've actually gone back and read all of the ones with the same general idea so that it is different. And because I love all of you who are reading this story, I'll tell you one of the things that's going to be one of the plot twists. Jez, feeling that the girls don't have enough fighters (the girls think that the guys want to kill them) drinks blood to get her Power back, but none of the other girls know, so how will they react? Anyway, please tell me if you would even read the story, and don't forget to:

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