Lily and James Potter - Stuck like glue.

Dear insignificant speck,

I am not going to utter a single word to you as you are not worth my breath. That is why I have decided to write to you instead. If you hadn't already gathered, we are trapped into a secluded room alone. I find this an extremely unfortunate event, though I am pretty certain that you do not feel the same. Why are you looking at me? I would prefer it if you kept those disgusting eyes of yours fixed on the floor. Thank you. I do not wish to have filthy eyes scouring my body. Anyway, back to the point. As I am stuck in a room with an animal; I am going to have to find some form of entertainment. Which is why I am writing to you. Usually, I would offer up the idea of hurting you. But, sadly I would never touch you. So, insignificant speck, how are you? Do you still have that naive idea of yours, that the sun lives up that incredibly huge rear end of yours? I thought as much. I think that we are far too close together, considering the proximity of this cupboard. Therefore, I would very much appreciate you attempting to get as far away from me as humanly possible. Preferably breaking that ankle that you possess while tripping over that black box while racing to the opposite wall.

Yours Faithfully,

Lily Evans.