Just a head's up.
Italics=what is happening in the form of media
Normal=what is happening in the review
"Hello and welcome to Maskwitness Reviews!" A boy with a Mario t-shirt and demin pants and glasses was seen, "With Dimentio713! Well since I'm officially part of Planet Insania, I guess that I should introduce myself and do other stuff… let's get started!"
Why are you doing this?
"Well, I'm doing this because I was inspired by the folks at TGWTG (ThatGuyWithTheGlasses) and the Insane Critic."
What is Planet Insania?
"Planet Insania is a group of people who review stuff"
When's the review coming?
Dimentio713 looked at his watch, he put a finger up and then said, "Right about… now!"
Lucky Star: Episode 1 Maskwitness Review!
"Alright, let's look into Lucky Star!" Dimentio713 was seen with a computer and looked at the camera once more, "Yeah… I'm watching this blind…"
Some Japanese characters were seen and a random cat
So anyways this is mainly an anime about four girls who go through high school and the theme song is pretty catchy… even though it's about Japanese schoolgirl's clothing… or something like that…
A Japanese schoolgirl's clothes were seen
Alright that was weird…
Then a person was seen shooting a gun up in the air
And there's something completely random
Girls start running
And I'm guessing that's PE… they have PE in Japan? Well, I've never been there so I'm not one to judge…
Konata: Cause if I got on a team and started playing sports… I would miss my prime time anime shows
"So yeah… this character is an otaku… you know… I really dislike the format previously… maybe I should change it…" Dimentio713 pondered for a bit and then looked at the camera,
"So anyways the episode is called the Girl Who Dashes Off… and it has nothing to do with running! It's just this… 5 minutes of anime girls talking…"
Dimentio713 went close to the camera… "5 minutes of anime girls talking… about how to eat food… Why? Talking about food is boring… why don't they do something… Fight? Play a card game? Talk about friendship? Make contact with the spirit world? Is there any explanation?"
Dimentio713 went to his computer and started to go on Wikipedia, "OH!" Dimentio713 shouted, "It's a slice of life anime… I don't talk about food…"
Cutaway Gag
Dimentio713 was seen talking to Fawful212 (A boy with Fawful-esque glasses and a black cloak)
"So how do you eat ice cream?" Dimentio713 asked his friend
"With a fork… why?" Fawful212 replied
"…I don't know…" Dimentio said
End Gag
"So they continue talking… about people who attempt to do bad things to women… Dumb monsters who want to do unspeakable horrors to people… Excuse for a moment" Dimentio713 left the area and went outside and screams of terror were heard, "Sorry, I needed to kill this guy… He was a, as Deadpool would say, a Chester…continue the boring anime…"
"So they talk… about mistakes… and Konata says that this pink haired girl whose name is Miyuki is a Moe and clumsy equals really hot..." Dimentio713 then noticed Dimentia713 and she was seen tripping and accidentally hitting herself.
"What the…" Dimentio713 pondered and said, "What are you doing?"
Dimentia713 looked around and answered, "I have no idea… I'm gonna go now… See ya…"
Dimentio713 looked at the camera, "Weird… Back to the review… So Konata breaks the fourth wall or something… okay… and then Konata and this girl named Tsukasa notice that Mikuru is getting contacts…"
Dimentio713 then looked at the camera with an intense look on his face, "OR IS SHE?" Thunder was heard and lightning came with it
Dimentio713 then looked around, "What the… so Tsukasa and Konata are seen talking and they talk about the difference between the flu and the cold is… mainly because Tsukasa's sister, Kagami, has the flu… and they go to ask Mikuru…"
(M. Bison: OF COUSRE!)
"And they talk so more… this is boring… and now they enter the house and…"
Kagami: Oh this makes me so happy… she's so worried about me because of that new virus going around…
What the pineapple?
I thought the only things she cared about were games and anime…
What the pineapple is happening?
But now, this is so touching…
Holy pineapple! Is she…?
Konata: Okay, I'm gonna copy that homework we got the other day, but you don't need toget up you cute little face you…
Kagami: Out
What the pineapple just happened?
"So we have a strange anime in our hands people…" Dimentio713 was looking around and looked nervous… "I'm going to go to the bathroom to wash the shame…"
20 minutes later
"All better now… where were we? Oh! So people visit Kagame… blah, blah, blah… this is boring… Boring! Boring!" Dimentio713 started to panic, "DO SOMETHING"
Scene changes
"THANK YOU!" Dimentio713 was seen dancing, "A new scene! And they're talking about how heavy they are… and Kagami is in denial… Tsukasa is embarrassed… Konata is still short"
(Ed: Who are you calling short!)
"I'm not talking to you... midget!"
(Ed: Oh yeah! Can a midget do this!)
Dimentio713 got thrown back to the wall, "What the… back to the review… and Mikuru is happy! And everybody else is mad at her… mean!"
"So they talk about friends and Konata talks about a MMORPG… and they talk about more stuff… and they keep talking about games… and now they talking about the anime… and now they talk about food… again! I hate this anime! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!" Dimentio713 then screamed out loud and went into insanity mode, screaming causing Dimentia713 to hold him back and BKFood also had to help out too!
5 hours later
"Sorry about the outbreak… this anime is stupid…"
Random voice: LUCKY CHANNEL!
What the…
A pink haired girl appeared and she started talking…
Pink haired girl: Hiya luckies!
…Hi…
It's time for the first ever episode of Lucky Channel! So throw up your hands in the air and say yay!
Yay…
I'm Akira Kogami and I'll be your navigator!
Huh, interesting…
Brown haired dude: And I'm… Shiraishi…
Akira looked at him and said, "Who's that?"
Cruel…
"Just kidding! Allow me to introduce Minoru Shiraishi! And he's gonna be my number 1 assistant! Dun-dun-dun!"
Why do I have high hopes for this part?
Shiraishi: Yeah, I am Minoru Shiraishi and I'll be Akira-san's assistant from now on… Howdy
I would quit that job…
Akira: My, my! Don't be so tense Shiraishi-san, you're finally on TV! Listen up, you big stick in the mud you! (hits him lightly) Kidding!
Don't tell me they're just gonna talk…
Shiraishi: ...By the way I have a question for Akira-san, you are referred to a super idol to every one including your self. How much money do you make as an idol, please tell me…
Akira looks shocked, "What I'm paid?"
Huh?
Shiraishi: Yes, y'know, this question's kinda personal so I think we should move on…
Akira then talked calmly and had a bit of a teenage voice to her, "Yeah, y'know. What are you thinking asking a question like that?"
Shiraishi: (Looking surprised) Akira-sama!
Akira: Some gigs are cheap, some are really cheap, either way, I'm paid a flat fee from the production company so who knows how much money those guys are skimming over the top…
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen! A sarcastic teenage has-been idol who acts like a demon!
"So yeah… this anime isn't really good, in my opinion… but this episode is the first one! I can't rate it just by the first one! Besides, Lucky Channel is pretty interesting… Well, this has been Maskwitness Reviews! See ya L-ater!
Pros:
Animation looks cartoony… I like it
First episode
Lucky Channel!
Cons:
No plot
Boring
Has no linear storyline
The cons are understandable because this is a slice of life anime…
So did you guys like this? Be sure to review! Oh and FYI, pineapple will commonly replace swear words... I don't swear... at all!