Yep. ANOTHER FIC! A new one!

This is my first Gorillaz fic, so please be nice!

Kade: If you're mean, she'll yell at me… Don't let her yell at me

You heard the boy! So here you go!

Disclaimer: Oh, c'mon! You know who owns Gorillaz!


"S-sir?" Dr. O'Reilly stuttered to the bassist, frightened.

"Wot do ya want, ya dullard?" Murdoc asked, half drunk. Dr. O'Reilly was the bassist's personal slave on the idiotic mission Murdoc had started.

Dr. O'Reilly questioned why he was the one having to listen to Murdoc's drunken sputtering and be the main contributor on this project. He was hard working American with a beautiful wife, two college aged kids, and a dog. He was the stereotypical American dream, and here he was, frozen in fear in front of the old drunk Englishman.

"I-I-It's I-I-It'-" He stumbled over his words.

"It's wot?" Murdoc spat.

"It's ready," Dr. O'Reilly said, shielding himself with his clipboard. Murdoc smirked, and stood up, swallowing down the rest of his rum.

Murdoc spent every second in the lab in a nice armchair, in the center of the room, and a bottle of rum. The scientist passed him, questioning how the Satanist had ever managed to get a doctorate himself. It was something that secretly bewildered Murdoc himself, but he was either; too drunk, too angry, or too hungover to ever ponder it much.

Murdoc walked over to the project. Cyborg Noodle was in the corner charging. This project was better. It was smarter. It was expensive, but worth it if Cyborg was ever going to break down. This, though, wasn't exactly a Cyborg. Sure, it had wires and a remote, but it had human organs, skin, hair, etc.

"It formed into a female. Approximately two years of age, it will be able to grow and adapt as if it was a human."

"Will it take meh ev'ry command?" the bassist asked, examining it.

"Yes, but sir remember it can grow a develop, it will only-"

"I don't give a rat's arse, as long listens. Can we take 'er out yet?"Dr. O'Reilly nodded, and drained the living tube it had developed in. It was much like a large mother's womb. He lifted the covering so she would be in the natural air.

It took a second so it could adjust to the outside world, then it twitched a bit. Multiple scientists' assistants acted as nurses. It wasn't like they'd have to cut the umbilical cord, but they still had to drain her lungs of any fluid, and treat it as it was a newborn. Soon, though, it would act its age. It would learn to walk, talk, in multiple languages, and then learn to play an instrument. Murdoc figured he might as well make a profit off the thing.

"'ow long 'til it'll come out of the lab?" Murdoc asked, watching the nurse's try to get it to sit up.

"Not long, about two days," Dr. O'Reilly said.

"W'as 'at funny acro w'as ya call it for it?" He asked, trying to figure out the word 'acronym'

"NAT; Nucleic Acidic Technology." Murdoc nodded. They went back into the details and left the nurse's to care for the project.


2D and Noodle were laughing on the shores of Plastic Beach. Murdoc had been gone for the better part of the year, leaving them with no way home, but it was pure joy regardless.

Once she had returned they had admitted they're feelings for each other, and became a couple. Noodle was pretty iffy on the idea of marriage, although they had been together for two years, but 2D was happy to just have her. After Russell got over the initial shock that Noodle and 2D were together, he accepted them.

He was currently sitting under a tree, watching Noodle and 2D frolic in the water. Suddenly a boat horned three times. Everyone stared at the dock in the short distance, as Murdoc's boat pulled in. The Satanist waved to them.

They ran down the beach, as Murdoc stepped off the boat. 2D got to him first. "Murdoc! Whe've ya been?" He asked the Satanist.

Noodle ran up, close behind 2D. "'Ello, Dullard. 'Ello, luv. Just the two I wanted ta see."

"Murdoc-san! Where have you been? You have been gone many months!" Noodle asked.

"Well, I'll show ya if ya gimme a second. Natalie, luv! Come out!"

A small girl walked out. Her hair was blue, but not exactly like 2D's. It was past her waist and it was turquoise. Her eyes, though, were almost exact copies of Noodle's. Her skin was pale, and her lips were almost purple they were so pale. She wore a white dress with green flowers covering it, and green flip flops

"Wot is dis, Murdoc?" 2D asked, confused. Noodle was shocked.

"Let's go inside," he said, trying to usher the girl, apparently named Natalie, inside.

She stared up at Noodle and 2D. She walked up to 2D and hugged his leg. She looked up at him.

"Daddy?"

Love it? Hate it? Be gentle, first Gorillaz fic. Peace out!