Series of Embarassements

It was winter. There was a snow storm outside and it knocked out the electricity in the Akatsuki base. Almost everyone went out to fix the problem since in a matter of moments the temperature in the Akatsuki base would be the same as outside. The only ones who did not go were Hidan and Itachi.

Hidan had been busy with a ritual and Itachi just seemed immune to the cold. The raven haired Uchiha was busy painting his nails black. He had recently convinced Kakuzu to give him a little more money to buy better nail polish; everyone in the base was impressed and curious on how Itachi got him to succumb. Then again, the Uchiha had ways.

Hidan finished up his ritual and realise how cold it was in the base. He cold see his breath and there seem to be a thin lair of frost over everything. At first the albino thought it was his imagination and that he was overreacting, but when he opened the door leaving his room he realised that indeed there was frost.

He wandered around the base curious on what had been happening. Whenever the jashinist did his rituals, he always turned off the lights in his room, but the lights in the hall way were always on. Finally, Hidan got into the living room, he found Itachi painting his toe nails in a tee-shirt and short-pants. Something you would wear in the summer.

Itachi seemed to be covered by the thin lair of frost too, and if he was it didn't look like it. Though Hidan didn't think much of the Uchiha's condition, he was amazed by how beautiful the raven was. His skin seemed even more pale, but it also looked like it was glowing, his onyx eyes may have seemed lifeless but they reflected small rays of light that managed to pierce the curtains of snow of the outdoors.

Snow.

Hidan shuddered. He was freezing. "H-hey I-I-I-Itachi-i-i-i…" Hidan said shivering. He hugged himself in a desperate attempt to warm himself up. "A-a-a-aren't y-y-y-y-you c-c-c-c-cold?"

"No, why do you ask?" Itachi said in his casual monotone voice. If he was cold, the Uchiha was very good at hiding it.

"T-t-t-the heater d-d-d-doesn't s-s-s-seem to b-b-be f-f-f-fucking on…" Hidan stuttered. He was so cold it was hard to speak.

"Right…" Itachi said as if remembering. "Everyone left to go fix the electricity since the storm knocked out the power."

For a moment Hidan didn't think much of what Itachi said. He was cold and it was hard to function properly. Then, his brain and hormones kicked in and an idea came to mind. The freezing albino walked over to Itachi and kneeled next to him. Itachi closed his bottle of nail polish and pushed it aside.

"I must say, it is a good thing that the power is out." He said looking at his toes. "I think my nails are already dry."

"I-I-I-Itachi…I'm f-f-fucking c-c-cold…" Hidan repeated.

"Yes…I heard…" Itachi muttered uninterested.

"The b-b-best way t-t-to warm u-u-up is b-b-by body h-h-heat."

Before Itachi cold flinch or anything Hidan wrapped his strong arms around his waist and pulled him closer. Itachi tried resisting a small blush from appearing on his face, but gave in. Hidan rested his head in the crook of Itachi's neck.

"Lend m-m-me you're b-b-body…" Hidan whispered seductively in his ear.

Itachi blushed some more and looked out the window. He doubted the others would come back any time soon. Itachi shivered a little feeling Hidan's cold breath on his neck. Itachi already knew the 'hidden' meaning behind what Hidan had said. He was a little embarrassed by it but it was very tempting.

"I don't have much of a choice…if I don't you'll die…" Itachi said.

Hidan was immortal.

Itachi was laid on the frost-covered floor and slowly stripped. Hidan kissed Itachi's neck and bit hard on it. Warm blood poured out of the wound created and made steam do to the sudden clash of opposite temperatures. Itachi let out some whimpers and mewls as Hidan's cold, wet tongue licked away the crimson liquid.

The two exchanged saliva a few more times before stripping Hidan completely. The albino shivered, he felt the cold ten times stronger then when he had his clothes on.

"F-f-fuck I'm f-f-freezing…" Hidan complained.

"Then you should penetrate me…" Itachi mumbled, his entire face was flushed with a cute pink blush.

Hidan smirked and kissed Itachi one more time. He didn't stretch Itachi, being the sadistic man he was, he entered Itachi dry. The raven let out a loud howl of pain and gripped Hidan's back tightly. He tightened his muscles trying to control the pain but it only seemed to be increasing it. Hidan started to thrust slowly in and out of Itachi; he would pick up the pace as soon as he got the permission.

"I-It hurts…" Itachi groaned, his eyes were half-open and a tear had escaped from one of them. Itachi was just so tempting.

Hidan leaned down and kissed Itachi, doing so he started to pump his erection to bring his more pleasure. Out of reflex, Itachi buckled his hips into Hidan's hand as he moaned in pleasure and pain. This was Hidan's cue. He picked up the pace and started to slam into Itachi.

Itachi cried out breaking the kiss he and Hidan were sharing. He gripped Hidan's back tighter and started to thrust his hips down to get more of Hidan inside of him. Reaching his limits, Hidan finally slammed into Itachi's special spot sending him over the top and cumming with a loud scream to the heavens. Hidan came immediately after Itachi groaning his name.

The two men laid there panting for a moment.

"Warmer?" Itachi asked hesitating to look at Hidan.

"Yes." Hidan answered without stuttering.