"Hola my peeps! Ariana yelled.
"We have yet another guest!" Kassie yelled, her voice crossing over with Ariana's at the end of 'peeps'.
"And, it's..." Ariana said.
"Axel! From Kingdom Hearts!" Ariana and Kassie both yelled.
"And don't forget about me," a monotone voice came out of nowhere.
"Oh, we didn't forget about you. We were just saving best for last!" Kassie yelled.
"And, last, but not least, one of the best, of course, is Zexion. Zexy for short," Ariana said with excitement.
"Don't call me 'Zexy'. Call me by my name. Zexion. Jeez," Zexion said, monotone again of course.
"Oh Zexion, we all (as in KH fans) know you like being called Zexy, especially by Kassie. Now go sulk in your Emo Corner, A.K.A the corner of my room."
"Oh, wait I almost forgot to do something," Ariana said with a light bulb literally flashing above her head. "Gotta get that fixed," she mumbled to herself.
Then some random dude came in with a ladder and set it down. Then he proceeded to climb up it, unscrew the light bulb, and climb down the ladder. Then he left.
"Anyways, I almost forgot to call her to tell her it started," Ariana said.
"Who? Jen-" Kassie said but got cut off.
"Shh. Don't say her name, you'll only ruin the surprise," Ariana said. She then took out her phone, dialed a number really quick then say, "Hey it's me! Ya it started. Sorry. Ya I almost forgot. Mhmm 'Kay. Bye. And in 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1."
Right when Ariana said one, a girl burst through the door and yelled "I'm here!" Then she calmly walked over to Ariana and Kassie, said hi, then "Group huug!" She then held out her arms and put them around Kassie and Ariana.
"Hey Jenna!" Both Ariana and Kassie yelled. Then they both joined in on the hug.
"Oh ya that's right I brought someone!" Jenna exclaimed.
"I can probably guess," Kassie said.
"You probably can and so can Ariana," Jenna said.
"Actually I know exactly who you brought," Ariana said with a knowing smirk on her face.
"It's..."Jenna trailed off.
"SORA!" Ariana, Kassie, and Jenna all yelled.
Jenna then glomped Sora, hiding his face from us.
"Oh, yeah. You have to meet the flock," Ariana said.
"Who's 'the flock'?" Jenna, Sora, Axel, and Zexion all asked.
"Them," Ariana pointed at the flock who all had confused expressions on their faces except for Fang who was emotionless.
"The emotionless one is Fang," Kassie said pointing at him. "That's Max, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel. The dog is Total."
Before Total could object to being called a dog, Ariana whispered something in his ears about freaking Sora and Axel out.
"Hey Total! Come say hi to them!" Ariana exclaimed after she walked back over to the KH characters, Kassie, and Jenna.
"Are you stupid? Dogs can't talk!" Axel exclaimed.
"HI!" Total yelled freaking out Axel and Sora just by saying a simple two-letter word.
As Axel and Sora screamed like little girls, everyone else busted out laughing, even Fang and Zexion. As Jenna tried to calm her laughter down, she attempted to calm Sora by putting her arms around him. He quieted down immediately while Axel kept screaming.
"Axel. SHUT THE FREAK UP!" Ariana yelled
Axel kept screaming.
"I'll deal with him," Kassie said. She walked up to Axel, held up her hand like she was going to slap him.
He kept screaming.
Then, she brought her hand and... Guess!
She slapped him.
"Ow!" Axel had finally stopped screaming. "Wait, I got a few questions."
"What? If you hadn't noticed I'm kinda tired of you since you didn't stop screaming," Ariana said irritably.
"One, Zexion, how the heck did you know Total was gonna talk?" Axel inquired.
"Actually, I didn't know. I just saw it coming, since, after all, Ariana said something to him," Zexion answered.
"Hurry up so we can start Axel!" Ariana exclaimed.
"Okay. I have one more question. How did the rest of you know?" Axel asked.
"The flock knew because Total is theirs. I knew since I host this thing. Kassie knew because she co-hosts. Jenna knew 'coz we told her. You already know about Zexion. And, of course Sora didn't know," Ariana ended her long rant. "Now let's start. Iggy you know the drill. Show them how it's done."
"Okay. But, I can't exactly re-" Iggy started but got cut off by Fang.
"I'll read it to you quietly, and you'll repeat but, loudly. 'Kay?" Fang explained quietly. Just loud enough for Iggy to hear.
"'Kay the first review is from organizaton13girl or more commonly known as Kassie!" Iggy exclaimed. Even though we saw Fang whispering it in his ear. "Kassie says,
'Yay! I shall catch you Iggy and Gazzy!*chases* Fang: umm...your choice of the time! Now what are you thinking after I sing this? RING,RING,RING,RING,RING,RING,RING...BANANA PHONE!RING,RING,RING,RING,RING,RING,RING...BANANA PHOONE!I GOT THIS FEELING,ITS SO APPEALING*sings whole song* Max: Thats good! OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU ITS A GIANT THING! ITS HOLDING AN ICECREAM CONE AND IS A FANGIRL OF FANG! Gazzy: Pyromaniacs! I like the tigers or lions .So powerful and caring. Plus I like the movie Iggy: More pyromaniacs! Iggy, your awesome in the manga! I shall catch you!*chases* Angel: Nu uh! My mind is superior! Heres some salt. Total: Yayz! Target! Nudge: I dare you to be silent for three chapters, unless asked a question, and the answer must be a straight forward response. Aqua: OMG! HOLA! Alright i had to yell something
"Awesome review Kassie!" Ariana exclaimed.
"No you shall not catch us, Kassie1 "Coz we gotz wings!" Iggy and Gazzy both yelled, then they proceeded to pull out their wings, run outside and fly up.
"Eh, no point in chasing them. I'll just get them in a second and what fun will that be?" Kassie said.
"How about after this chapter. I don't really care. Whatever you prefer. And what I'm thinking after you sing that? Why'd you just sing that, what's wrong with you and the song," Fang answered.
"Psh. I'll be done with that in 5... 4... 3... 2..." Max then kicked the 'giant thing holding an ice cream cone and is a Fangirl of Fang', and it fell down. "...1. Done!"
Then, as if on cue, Iggy and Gazzy came in.
"Nice. Mind if I watch that movie sometime with you?" Gazzy inquired.
"Oh, I almost forgot about them! Axel, Zexion, and Sora went into shock!" Ariana exclaimed.
"I'll help Sora!" Jenna yelled.
"I'll help Zexion!" Kassie yelled.
"Picking favorites, I see. I guess I'm stuck with helping Axel. I sooo wish Ven was here," Ariana mumbled under her breath. She then slapped Axel on the cheek that Kassie hadn't.
He came out of shock immediately.
"Jeez! Will you guys stop slapping me?" Axel exclaimed.
"No," Ariana said with a grin. "Now let's see what happened with Jenna and Sora, and Kassie and Zexion."
*flashback*
*with Jenna and Sora*
"Oh, Sora. C'mon Sora wake up. Fine, then. I guess I'll have to do this..." Jenna trailed off. Then she kissed Sora and he came out of shock.
"Oh thank god. Thank you, Jenna. Thank you," Sora said, thanking Jenna for making him come out of shock.
"You're welcome Sora," Jenna replied.
*with Kassie and Zexion*
"Hey, Zexion! Wake up! I'm gonna hug you!" Kassie yelled, but not loud enough to disrupt everyone's activities.
Zexion remained shocked.
"Okay, then, I'll hug you," Kassie said. Then she hugged Zexion and he came out of shock.
"Thank you, Kassie. Thank you," the Cloaked Schemer said.
"Welcome," Kassie answered.
*end flashback*
"You're right Kassie. I am awesome in the manga. But then again, I'm awesome ALL the time," Iggy said in answer to the comment.
There were complaints from the flock saying, 'Ya, right' and 'No, you're not.'
"No my mind is superior-" Angel got cut off by Axel and Zexion.
"Mansex is here? No way," Axel said at the same time Zexion said, "Superior is here?"
"Okay, Look. Xemnas is NOT here. He's way too lame for this. He's probably doing, umm... stuff with Saix. 'Kay? 'Kay," Ariana said. "Now let Angel finish what she was saying. Go ahead, Angel."
"Thanks, Ariana. As I was saying. My mind is superior and I won't take your salt, 'coz If I have too much salt I become waytoo controlling," (A/N Just made that up...) Angel said.
"Ya and she's already controlling enough. You know what I wonder? If people find me controlling. I mean-" Nudge said as she started to rant but got cut off by... someone.
"Little-girl-whose-name-I-forgot! Shut up!" Axel yelled. He had anger issues.
"I believe her name is Nudge. And also that she has problems with talking. Am I right? About both if you're wondering," Zexion said, knowing exactly what they were going to ask because of his intelligence and... AWESOMENESS!
"Ya, you're right," Max said, slightly dazed at how Zexion answered her question she was nowhere near asking.
"Moving on..." Ariana said.
"Target!" Kassie and Total yelled, then left for Target.
"I'll try, but I don't think that'll work," Nudge said in answer to the dare.
"We'll see what happens. And starting... NOW!" Ariana yelled. "That reminds me. Anybody seen Aqua?"
"Me and Sora saw her when we were walking in. She said something like, 'Thank god she sent me out for food. It's a mad house in there.' Although I think she was talking to herself and didn't notice us," Jenna said.
"Oh ya, that's right! I sent her to go get more food 'coz a group of six flying kids and their flying, talking dog seem to have just about cleaned out my fridge and pantry. Even though when they came here the shelves were fully stocked," Ariana said. Then everyone looked at the flock, minus Total who was on a walk with Kassie to Target, who were wearing sheepish smiles except for Fang. He was emotionless.
Just then, the door opened and Aqua came into view. "Guess who I saw on the way back?" Aqua asked.
There was a chorus of 'who's as Aqua continued, her back still turned, "I saw Kassie and that dog- what was his name?- Total. I asked what they were doing. They said they were walking to Target." Aqua turned around at this point. She dropped the many bags balanced on her arms. Just before they hit the ground, Ariana and Jenna dove for them and caught them. Aqua just stood there in shock.
"Haven't there been enough people in shock today? Geez," Ariana said exasperated.
Then Aqua came out of shock and spluttered, "W-w-who are t-t-those people?"
"The one with the upside down triangles under his eyes and the flaming red porcupine-looking hair is Axel, and the emo-looking dude with the blue hair over one eye is Zexion. That girl is Jenna. See if you can figure out the last one? You met him when he was a little kid and you were in Destiny Islands," Ariana explained.
"Sora?" Aqua asked.
"Yep!" Sora exclaimed.
"You were so small! You used to be about this big," Aqua said close to tears and with her hand just about two feet off the ground. "Now you're almost as tall as Ven!"
"Gee, thanks. Since I already feel short enough knowing Roxas is taller than me only because of his hair," Sora said.
"Moving on... Next review! Zexion! You shall read it!" Ariana yelled over dramatically, just for the effect.
"O-kay. Well this review is from Chocogirl24," Zexion said. "She says,
Awesome chappie I must say! Well here are my questions... Max: What's you favorite sport? Fang: Do you still want to meet your parents? And if they offer you to stay with them would you go with them? Iggy&Gazzy: Super Speed or Super Strenght?
"Okay, well Max, go ahead," Ariana said.
"O-kay. My favorite sport is flying. Is that even a sport? Well, if it isn't then the closet thing to flying," Max answered.
"Yes and no. I still kinda want to meet my parents but not that much anymore. And if they offered me to stay with them, it'd be a very long debate between me and myself," Fang said very uncharacteristically.
"Super, um..." Iggy and Gazzy said at the same time. "Speed!" Gazzy said at the same time Iggy said, "Strength!"
Then they argued and argued about which was better until someone decided to break them up.
"Hey guys! You're fighting over something REALLY stupid, that I suggest you stop fighting over until one, or both, of you get hurt," Max said, leader-ing instinct taking over.
"Okay, well moving on. Next review is from SoraPsycho, or Jenna! Who wants to read it? How about you Axel? You haven't read one yet," Ariana said.
"Fine," Axel said. "Jenna says,
Hi Ariana! It's Jenna. I don't really know a whole lot about Maximum Ride, but I'll give it a shot anyway! (I finally read it!) Max: close your eyes! *places cookies in hands* Gazzy:I brought you and Kassie more anime! *gives dvd's to Kassie and Gazzy* Total: i'm sending you to a world of bacon. Caitlin: how's Colton, is he behaving himself? Bye guys! Untill next time!
"Yes I can see that you finally read it! I'm proud of you!" Ariana exclaimed to Jenna.
"Well then thank you for being proud of me," Jenna said.
"And you're welcome," Ariana responded.
Max closed her eyes and Jenna placed cookies in her hands. Chocolate cookies to be exact.
"Yes! More cookies!" Max yelled in excitement.
"Yeah! More anime!" Kassie and Gazzy screamed just like Max.
"OHMYGOD! OH MY FREAKING GOD! BACON!" Total screamed just loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear. Then he disappeared.
"Geez- Actually, I'm not gonna even say anything," Ariana said.
Suddenly, Caitlin pooped (A/N yes I put pooped on purpose) out of nowhere.
"I hate you," Ariana muttered.
Caitlin ignored it like the idiotic retard she is and said, "No he's not, he's dating other girls in my class... I think."
"Retard," Ariana muttered. "Okay! Next review is from ecjarecke11. And they say,
Haha! I love this! Anyway, I have some questions. Nudge: Here's some duct tape. NOW TAPE YOUR FACE SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FRICKIN' PEACE. Gazzy: Anime rocks my socks. Try Fairy Tail next. Max: Why are you such a control freak? Fang: Don't try to hide it anymore, we all know you're emo. And don't deny it, we all know the truth. I've seen your supply of razors. Angel: You're creepy. Like Edward Cullen. Iggy: MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU! Total: Does it get annoying, recieving an endless supply of bacon? Okay, that's it! ~Love and sporks, ecjarecke11
"But I've been told to be quiet already. But alright. It'll help," Nudge said. And then put the tape on her mouth.
"Awesome, and what's 'Fairy Tail'?" Gazzy asked.
"I am not a control freak! Ariana is," Max answered while trying to counter it.
"Hey- wait, yeah I am. But not straight-out-total-completely-controlling-control-freak, it's I have to have my way a lot, that's all," Ariana said.
"What supply of razors? I don't have one," Fang answered.
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Angel inquired.
"Um... no... creepy person..." Iggy said very slowly.
"Total isn't here right now but I'm pretty sure he would say no. Because he loves bacon so much," Kassie answered for Total.
"Ok next review. Who wants to read it?" Ariana asked everyone.
Everyone was quiet for a few seconds until Sora started jumping up and down with his hand in the air while saying, "Oooo pick me! Pick me!"
"Sora read the next review," Ariana exclaimed.
"Okay this is from PropertyOfDemyx, or Samantha," Sora said enthusiastically. "She says,
Umm..I dunno much about Max and The Flock, but I shall try and fail, and then try, and fail, and repeat. But whatever! Max: ummm...um mum ummmm...say rawr to Fang. I dunno! Fang: smile back at Max and giggle. Haha, giggle is a funneh word. Total: hmm..want sum bacon? Gazzy: what do you look like? Angel: ooh! Your awesome..and I like your name! Ariana: YOUR AWESOMEST! GO VEXEN, GO VEXEN! Ah, well, your story rocks*cough sucks cough**cough I'm seriously kidding cough*and sorry bout that. My sarcastic side needs sum exercise. Maybe I'm pushing it too much at school. Oh well. Anyway, thanks for adding me in your profile! Kassie: WATCH BLEACH WITH ME!
"Rawr," Max said to Fang.
Fang smiled a small smile. Then said, "I don't do giggles."
Total poofed in and yelled, "YES!" Then he accepted the bacon and shoved it in his mouth hastily like someone was going to take it. Then he poofed out.
"I look like Angel. Blond hair, blue eyes, white wings, all that stuff," Gazzy replied.
"Thank you for liking my name, Samantha," Angel said.
"Thank you and you do need to work on your sarcasm a bit," Ariana answered.
"Ok," Kassie said.
Then Samantha popped in with a huge flat screen TV and sat down with Kassie and started to watch Bleach.
"Wait you guys can watch it in a minute. Pause, pause, pause!" Ariana said.
They paused Bleach and came over to where everyone else was.
"Okay well this is the last chapter of Maximum Ride Answers YOU! I won't tell you the reason but if you wish to know you can PM me. Kassie, Jenna, Samantha, and any of my other friends reading this, if you don't already know I'll tell you at school. Also, you don't have to review, but if you want to, you can. And if you review please don't ask any questions, please. I don't want to have to leave you wondering what will happen. Bye. Everyone say bye," Ariana said.
"Bye!" Kassie, Jenna, and Samantha all yelled and then Kassie and Samantha went back to watching Bleach.
"Bye!" the flock plus Total yelled.
"Bye!" Zexion, Axel, Sora, and Aqua all yelled.