What a Crazy World

by HyperInuyasha

NOTE: More one-shots to test my writing skill. Here goes!

Pikachu woke up in his bed one morning, having had a dream of Samus, which I will not explain because this is a kid's story. However, Pikachu found something wrong. There was a weird gas sinking in through the windows, and he didn't hear Pokemon Trainer working his Pokemon to death or Jigglypuff singing.

"...Huh. I guess everyone is at breakfast." said Pikachu.

He left the Pokemon dorm and went into the hallway. The first thing he saw was a limping Pit.

"Holy crap! Dude, are you okay!" shouted Pikachu, who went over to Pit. Pit looked up to him and smiled.

"Hello Pikachu. Have you had some of the lovely gas that's been seeping in through the windows today?" said Pit.

"...Are you on drugs? I don't think Platena won't be pleased." said Pikachu.

"...Who? Ah... Well... I don't love her anymore... I think I'm in love with you." said Pit. Pikachu twitched his eyes and backed away from Pit.

"WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!" shouted Pikachu.

"Oh nothing. Except Crazy Hand has leaked some crazy gas everywhere. Everyone has gone completley wacko! Isn't it wonderful?" asked Pit, who was still trying to hug Pikachu.

"What! Aw crap, I have to get out of here. I swear, this place is going to explode any minute..." muttered Pikachu, as he ran past Pit.

He tried to find his way to the front door. Most people in the castle were insane in the first place, so what would the crazy gas do to them?

"0h h1 th3r3 P3K8CHUUU! H0W R Y3 T0D8Y?" said Ness, who greeted Pikachu. However, Ness was charred and was partly on fire.

"Uh... You're on fire, you know." said Pikachu.

"I N0! 1T'Z B3C8US3 0F TH3S3 D3L1C10US B0MBS!" said Ness happily. He brandished a Gooey Bomb from behind his back and ate it. After a few awkward seconds, Ness' stomach exploded, causing Ness to throw up fire, cooking himself once more.

"...Yeah, have fun with that." said Pikachu, running off again. Pit then came down the hall, chasing after him.

"We can't be seperated forever my love!" yelled Pit. Ness stopped throwing up fire to follow them.

"TR1 8 G003Y B0MB! 1T'Z N8TUR3'Z F8V SN8CK!" yelled Ness as he gave chase.

Pikachu kept running throughout the castle, meeting more of it's newly insane inhabitants: he met a trigger-happy Lucario, a Lady Gaga Zelda, a Pokemon eating Yoshi, and a purely insane R.O.B. However, Pikachu was almost to the exit... when Crazy Hand himself popped up.

"Hello everyone! Welcome to Smash Castle's First Annual Insane Person Quiz. Answer the questions correctly and you get to escape. Answer wrong and you shall be mauled by my pet sock, Wolfie." said Crazy Hand.

"...Wolife?" asked Pikachu.

"Yes, he's the most beautiful sock in the entire world! So, first question: If two plus two equal fish, what does four plus four equal?" said Crazy Hand.

"...Um... Two fish?" said Pikachu hopefully.

"HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE AS WRONG AS PEANUT BUTTER! THE ANSWER WAS EFFING PANDAS! YOU DIE!" said Crazy Hand. He then took out a giant sock and put it on himself. "I am Wolfie! You are an epic fail, so you must be eaten for your crimes against insanity!"

"OH FU-" began Pikachu. But then came all the insane people came rushing out of the hallway behind him. Pikachu ducked to avoid the chaos to come. All of the things that happened couldn't be described, but in the end, everyone but Pikachu was rendered unconsious, all of the walls were either blown up or on fire, and Crazy Hand had been stabbed several times, set on fire, and wrapped in a carpet. Pikachu looked up to see if anyone else was okay.

"...Whoo. I'm the last sane person alive. I can't wait to get home and EAT SOME PIE!" yelled Pikachu, the insane gas finally taking over his brain. He then grabbed Bowser's tail and began biting it, pretending it was pie.

The End

...No, I am not on crack.