A/N: This is what I came up with while I was bored and had nothing better to do.

25 Ways to Anger, Confuse, or Irritate Freddie. by Sam Puckett.

1. Throw his phone out the window.

2. Tell him I want to confess my undying love for him. Then laugh when he goes to get the thermometer.

3. Insist he take flea baths to his mother

4. Take away his laptop and hide it in Spencer's newest sculpture.

5. Let me cut his hair.

6. Put eyeliner on him.

7. Put a red sock in with his white shirts.

8. Dye his hair pink and green.

9. Tell him Gibby became the newest president of the Pear company after I told them Freddie moved to Cambodia.

10. Give him wet willies.

11. Tell him Spencer is his real father.

12. Don't give him enough time to realize that's not possible.

13. Trick him into thinking it is opposite day

14. Leave our used condoms in his room where his mother can find them.

15. Eat his food.

16. Be myself around him. Wait. We're dating. That doesn't work anymore. Crap...

17. Deny him acess to the AV club.

18. Kick him in the nuts when he pisses me off. (Strangely, Freddie was only upset I might have ruined the chances of us ever having kids. I punched him and called him a nub. (Don't worry-we went to the doctor and our future kids are fine. Lol.)

19. Tell him T-Bo, not Spencer's his Dad. (Kinda...impossible...) Tell his mom sweets cause AIDS in children.

21. Fall asleep on him. (No. Wait. He likes that...Damn. This might as well be a list of our 25 most cute moments as a couple.)

22. Crawl into bed with him and take off his clothes, and my own. Let him make assumptions.

23. Kiss him in public. He gets so RED!

24. Deny him sex with me.

25. Tell him a group of undercover school girls took Gibby hostage and are demanding hugs from Nug-Nug in exchange for his safe return.