(A/N) This drabble was inspired by iSam's Mom when Sam and her mom start talking about Sam's bunny that her mom gave away. Also, this drabble is a little long for a drabble so it's more of a oneshot. I got carried away. But I hope you enjoy it anyways.

There were a lot of things that Freddie Benson knew about his girlfriend, Sam Puckett.

She was loud, rude, mean, addicted to food, and enjoyed the pain of others.

However, he didn't know that she had a soft spot for adorable fluffy bunnies.

So imagine his surprise when Sam ran into the Shay apartment, demanding he take her to the animal shelter so she could adopt a bunny.

"Wait, did you say 'bunny'? Did you mean Rottweiler? Or Doberman? Or anything that could bite someone's head off?", Freddie asked, shock etched across his face. Sam smiled. "That's right. A bunny. Preferably a white one who's willing to eat Fat Cakes. But if it's black and can't digest junk food like a real man, then I'll settle."

Freddie stared at her. Had he inadvertently stepped into The Twilight Zone? Or did he fall down the rabbit hole? Whatever happened, it must've sent him to a world where up was down, right was left, and iCarly wasn't awesome. After all, Sam Puckett aka the Violent Carnivore loving a creature as weak and helpless as a bunny? Impossible!

"Well? Are you taking me or do I have to drag you to the bus station?", Sam inquired impatiently. 'Can't he see that this is super important? They might run out of me-worthy bunnies if we take too long!', she thought.

"Fine, I'll take you. But wait...Where did you get the money?", he asked. The last thing he needed was for the cops to show up at the animal shelter to arrest Sam for stealing money from a hobo. He felt that some things shouldn't happen more than twice. She gave him her signature smirk. "Well, remember when I fought with my mom?" Freddie nodded his head. Sam continued. "Well, she promised me she'd take me to get a bunny to replace the one she gave away a few years ago. But there's a cop show marathon on all day today and she doesn't want to miss the opportunity to learn new tricks to fool the cops. So you're taking me."

Freddie made a mental note that she implied he had no choice but to take her. He almost told her off for not letting him make his own decision but he decided against it when he saw the excitement Sam was trying to repress. He sighed and started walking towards the door. Sam grinned and followed him.

Twenty minutes later, Sam and Freddie got off the bus and entered the animal shelter. Freddie informed the receptionist that they were looking for a bunny. A red-headed volunteer who appeared to be a few years older than them who was coincidentally named Sam came and led them to the bunny section out in the backyard. As they made their way there, Sam told the volunteer she had one of the best names ever. Sam the volunteer thanked her and asked Sam the Fat Cake lover what her name was. "Sam, same as you.", she answers. Sam the volunteer chuckled and Freddie sighed. Only Sam the aspiring Invisible Ninja would tell someone with her name that their name was the best name ever.

Sam the Volunteer opens a glass sliding door at the end of the hallway and led Sam the Secret Bunny Lover and Freddie to the backyard. There was a series of hutches in rows and colums against the back fence, each filled with an incredibly adorable bunny. Most were napping, some were hopping around their home, but there was one particular bunny that caught Sam and Freddie's eye. It was white with black patches and it was munching on a carrot as long as its head.

Sam the Sadist pointed to that bunny and asked Sam the Volunteer about it. "Oh, that's a newer arrival. He was donated to us by an elderly couple that didn't want to own the bunny anymore. They said they were tired of constantly having to feed him.", Sam the Volunteer informed them. Freddie was about to say that they'd look for a less hungry bunny when Sam the Crazy Blonde exclaimed "We'll take it! It's like me, only in bunny form. Old people don't want it and it eats a lot!" Sam the volunteer looked at Sam the Human Bullhorn like she's deranged.

"Okay then...This'll be your bunny.", Sam the volunteer told them. "What are you going to name it?", Freddie asked Sam the Experienced Criminal. Sam thought this over for a second. "Sir Awesomeness.", she decided as if it's a perfectly normal name for a domesticated mammal of the adorable kind.

Sam the Volunteer took the bunny Sir Awesomeness out of his hutch and handed him to Sam. Sam started stroking his soft fur. "So Freddork...Wanna do me a favor and buy Sir Awesomeness a bag of high-quality rabbit food? And a collar? And a vaccination? And maybe even a comfy rabbit bed?", Sam the Proud Bunny Owner asked innocently. Freddie glared at Sam. Sam held Sir Awesomeness in front of Freddie's face. "Are you going to say no to this?", Sam the Sneaky Girlfriend told Freddie in a sweet voice in an attempt to guilt trip him.

As if to emphasize what Sam the Bully said, Sir Awesomeness made a cute snuffling sound. Freddie groaned in defeat. "Agh. Sam, why do you make it impossible to say no? Just take the money and buy the stuff yourself.", Freddie relented and handed Sam the Skirt Hater a few twenty-dollar bills. He also took out a five-dollar bill and was about to hand it to Sam the Converse Lover when Sir Awesomeness reached his head out, snatched it with his mouth, and started chewing it.

Freddie was about to try to convince Sam the Smoothie Addict to adopt a different bunny when Sam the Volunteer showed up with the adoption forms. Sam the Lazy Student quickly signed all the appropriate spots, officially making her the owner of a bunny that ate a lot, was disliked by the elderly, and stole Freddie's money just like she did.

Needless to say, Sam the iCarly co-host was much more excited than Freddie.