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(A/N) So I've decided to start a fluffy/humorous Seddie drabble series because they're my number one ship. Some background information would be to assume they're dating in all drabbles unless otherwise stated. There really isn't going to be a chronological order to this. I'd say this could be Season 4 time-wise if Seddie happens. But that could be different for other drabbles asknowing me, I might make a drabble that takes place before all the others. Well, I hope you enjoy the first installment, which by the way is me trying my hand at writing dialogue-only. Feedback appreciated.

(And so the drabble series begins...)

"Sup, Dorkwad?"

"What do you want, demon?"

"Touchy. I'm just here for my Spanish lesson you promised me."

"I never promised to give you a Spanish lesson!"

"Yeah, you did. Right after I told you I'd fail the grade if I didn't pass Spanish and right before I reminded you that I'm your girlfriend who has the ability to...I don't know...send you to the hospital if you refuse me?"

"Oh right...Now I remember. Heh. Silly me. Of course I'll help you and your short attention span with the difficult concept of learning a foreign language."

"Great."

"Yeah. Great. Let's start now. Is that good enough for you?"

"If I ignore the sarcasm, then yes, it is good enough for me."

"Okay. Now let's begin. Repeat after me-"

"That's not Spanish. You're supposed to teach me Spanish."

"I'm trying to."

"Then why haven't you started?"

"Because you interrupted me."

"Because you were talking in English when you're supposed to be teaching me Spanish. Nub."

"I was talking in English because I didn't start the lesson yet. And that nub comment was completely uncalled for."

"It was totally called for. Dork-o."

"Dork-o?"

"It's Spanish for dork."

"No it isn't. That;s just adding an 'o' to the word dork. Not everything in Spanish is an English word with an 'o' at the end."

"Fine. If that's not Spanish for dork, then what is?"

"Idiota. Dork-o is just dork with an 'o' at the end."

"Isn't 'idiota' just idiot with an 'a' at the end?"

"Yeah but-"

"But nothing. For all you know, I'm right."

"If you apparently know everything about Spanish, then why'd you come for me to help?"

"..."

"Ha! You have no response! Freddie Benson wins again!"

"Enough with your dorky nubbiness and continue the stupid Spanish lesson already."

"Fine."

"What is that Spanish for?"

"That's not Spanish. That's English."

"Why are you talking in English when I need to be learning Spanish?"

"But if I talk to you in Spanish, you wouldn't understand me. Although that's preferable...Ow! Why'd you smack me?"

"That is no way to talk to your girlfriend! Are you implying that I'm too stupid to understand you when you talk in Spanish?"

"No! But how are you supposed to understand Spanish when I haven't taught you anything except 'idiota'?"

"That's your fault!"

"How is it my fault?"

"Because you're a horrible Spanish teacher! If you were a better teacher, then I'd be able to understand you when you talk in Spanish."

"I haven't even been teaching you for a day!"

"Well...you know what they say about that Rome city in Spain!"

"Rome's in Italy."

"This is supposed to be a Spanish lesson, not a geography class!"

"Fine! Back to the Spanish lesson! Jeez!"

"I'd say something but I really need to learn Spanish. Like now."

"You can't learn Spanish in a day!"

"Well, have you ever tried?"

"No but-"

"But nothing! You know nothing! Now go back to teaching me Spanish."

"No."

"What is that Spanish for?"

"That wasn't Spanish. That was English."

"That's exactly what I mean! How am I supposed to learn Spanish if you keep on yapping in English?"

"I give up!"

"You can't give up on me!"

"Watch me!"

"No! You can't give up if I fire you as my Spanish tutor! So you know what? YOU'RE FIRED!"

"FINE! Fire me! Now I don't have to put up with your nonsense!"

"Fantastic! You wanna know why?"

"Go ahead! What do I care? Tell me why, Sam! Make me madder at you!"

"I'll tell you why! Now, I can beat up a nerd until he agrees to tutor me in Spanish and you can take me to the Groovy Smoothie! TAKE THAT FREDDORK!"

"I don't have to take that but I will! Forget about Spanish!"

"To the Groovy Smoothie!"

"Vamonos al Groovy Smoothie!"

"Did you just say let's burn down the Groovy Smoothie?"

"On second thought, maybe you should get the Spanish lesson first."