Well, It's me with another story. I would have wrote this Rated T but I think some of the stuff that will be in here will be a little graphic. It's Romance/Humor. (I hope) It won't stop me from writing my other stories. I it goes.

Full Summary: Elena Gilbert has been dating Matt Donovan since her Junior year. They have a perfect relationship out in public but it's all a lie. He wants her to give it up but she's afraid. So when her and Matt break up for the umpteenth time. She goes to Damon, her best friend, to help her get over her sexual nerves. Not realizing that he's been in love with her for six years. But get this, she's in love with him too. Just doesn't know it.


"We can take it slow. I don't mind." Elena nodded her head and calmed her heavy beating heart as Matt, her boyfriend of two years, was running his soft hands up and down her sides. Elena felt like laughing. She was ticklish right there, all because of Damon. He used to always tickle her there and her body just reacted. But she couldn't and didn't want herself to laugh. It was mess this whole evening up.

His hands slipped under her tank and she felt her throat closing up. She swallowed hard and let Matt push her on the bed as his hands explored her body. He rose the tank up higher and Elena looked up at his posters on his wall. All of half-naked women that he adored. They were all cheerleaders and that's how she and he got together. She was a newbie cheerleader when he started talking to her. They became friends and even though the girls warned her about him, she couldn't help it. He asked her out and she said yes. Everything after that was happy ever after.

If that's what people believed.

He wasn't a virgin and she was.

They had been together for so long that he was ready to take it too the next level, but she was not.

But she loved Matt Donovan and wanted to make him happy.

Elena's body tensed up as he made a grab on her shorts. He un-zipped them and pulled them down her legs, tossing them over his shoulders. Her white lace underwear stared back at him and he licked his lips. Elena slightly looked down to see, she wanted to know what Matt was thinking and doing. She wanted to experience it all.

Matt pulled her underwear to the side and leaned down, licking over her clitoris before flattening out his short tongue and moving it around and around. Elena felt weird letting him down there. She relaxed into the bed and arched her back as he ran his fingers over her folds. The weirdness was her just being a virgin.

I'll get over, she thought as Matt licked her up and down with his tongue, taking in her taste, loving how she tasted.

"You taste so good." Matt pulled back and wiped her juice off his lips. Elena propped herself on her elbows. Matt stood up and worked at his belt, unbuckling his pants so he could push it down his legs.

Elena's eyes opened in horror.

He was standing naked in front of her. His penis was pointing right at her and Elena averted her eyes. She couldn't do this.

She looked away and sat up, running her hands over her eyes. She could do this. She could do this.

"Look, Elena, just suck my dick. You can do it."

Elena nodded her head and faintly smiled, crawling over towards Matt, taking her penis in his hands and gripping it as he had showed her countless times. She opened her mouth and bent forward, sticking out her tongue and licking over his slit. As soon as her tongue touched his slit, she froze up and felt like throwing up. He tasted so disgusting.

Elena pulled back and shook her head, spiting out the dreadful taste. She couldn't do this. She couldn't.

And he was going to break up with her...again.

Matt sighed and pulled his pants back up, zipping up the zipper. He left the belt buckle loose as he bent over to retrieve her shorts. He handed them to her and she put them on quickly. She wanted to wash the taste out of her mouth, bad. He tasted like sweaty old meatballs that were in the back of the fridge and never touched.

She got off Matt's bed and he didn't even have to tell her. She already knew the words.

'We can't do this...I can't do this. I want more and you clearly want less. See you at school.'

And after that, she would leave and cry and when Monday came around. Everyone would know the story. That she backed out..again.

She couldn't. His dick tasted so disgusting.

Matt laced his hands together and took a deep breath. Elena stood in front of him and he looked up at her.

"We can't do this...I can't do this. I want more and you clearly want less. See you at school."

Elena didn't say a word this time. She heard this millions of times. She turned away from him and left his room, heading down stairs to pass by his sister's room. Maybe she could ask Vickie if she could teach her some things.

Elena shook her head. It was already embarrassing that everybody would know.

She reached the front door and slipped her feet into her sandals, opening the door and closing it behind her.

Taking the night air and the fresh breeze.

She inhaled deeply and than exhaled.

She loved Matt Donovan and wanted to be with him. Her only problem was not being able to fuck as other people could. Maybe she was broken and was one of those who didn't like sex.

But that wouldn't make sense.

She loved when he went down on her but he was never down there long enough for her to "orgasm" as Bonnie talked about most times with her boyfriend, Harper.

Elena took another deep breath and let it go through her body before releasing it. She was almost home and a smile came to her face as she passed by her best friend's home. His lights were off and his blue mustang was not in the drive way which meant that he wasn't home.

Elena, suddenly, felt depressed. He would know how to make her smile.

Oh well. I can always call Bonnie, she thought as she walked faster passed her friends house to go home. She walked up into her driveway, placing her hands into her pockets.

She dug through her pockets and pulled out her keys. She flipped between her fingers as she walked up to her front door and unlocked it. No noise was heard and the house was dark.

Elena was glad that no one was home. Her mother was probably at work and Alaric was probably still at school teaching.

Elena felt a little bit better. She could have some time to get herself together.

She would take a hot shower, write in her journal and probably watch comedy movies like her and Damon used too do when him and Lexi used to go out. Before she broke his heart, going out with his best friend.

Elena sighed, thinking about Damon. She wished that he was home or at least used his Elena- sense and called her to ask if she was okay.

But he was out and probably would be all night.

Tyler Lockwood had some party going on and she only knew because Matt explained to her that he was only not going because he thought they were going to make love.

They didn't so he was probably getting dressed and heading over there.

Oh well, Elena didn't care.

She'd fix her problem and than lure him back.

She could do that.

She just needed someone to help her with her problem.

~ . ~

Her cell phone ringing on her bed was the first thing that she heard when she stepped out of the shower.

She wrapped the towel around her tight petite body and her hair. One towel for each and went to go check.

She had six alerts.

She pressed okay and saw that two were from Bonnie and four were from Damon.

She read them all, sitting on the bed to do so.

Bonnie: Matt is here at the party. Where are u?

Damon: Football boy is here. Where are you?

Bonnie: Matt was kissing on some girl. Did you guys break up again?

Damon: Football boy was kissing on some girl. I'm going to punch this guy.

Damon: I'm really going to punch this guy. He's talking about he dumped you because you wouldn't give it up.

Damon: You're not answering. All come by and see you. This guy here is really pissing me off.

Elena reread all her messages, laughing at them all, especially Damon's. He was always so violent and he was on the wrestling team till he broke that guy's wrist for talking shit about Elena.

Elena replied back to Bonnie, telling her that her and Matt were over. She couldn't do it. She told Damon the same thing, adding on that she didn't want him coming over. Her parents still weren't home.

She sent both messages and placed her blackberry on her dresser, standing up to dry herself off. Taking off the towel on her head as she dried herself off, slipping into a black bra and boy boxers that she borrowed, stole, from Damon.

She causally walked into her bathroom and picked up her hairbrush off her bathroom counter, cutting off the light and brushing her hair to straighten it as she made her way towards her bed. She was about ready to sit on it when she heard a tap at her window. She sighed once again and walked over towards her window, pulling it back to see Damon's smiling face. His blue eyes were shining brightly. Elena unlocked the clip to lock the window and continued to brush her hair, getting out the naps and kinks.

Damon opened the window from his side and stepped forward, closing the window behind him. He straighten himself in her room and cracked his neck, raising his arms over his head to stretch out.

He tossed his sidekick on Elena's bed, taking off his leather jacket to do the same.

"Okay, what do he do this time?"

Elena placed her brush on her vanity mirror and shook her head. She didn't want to talk about but she knew that Damon would keep asking her and asking till she said something.

"We were..." Elena began to bite on her lip as she made her way towards her bed. Damon followed suit, laying out on her queen sized bed with it's black covers. It felt nice.

Real nice!

"You were what? Don't tell me you guys...did it?"

Elena looked at Damon and straighten out beside him, her legs over his. Her head on his chest and she inhaled and exhaled.

"No. We didn't. He licked me down there and...than wanted me to do the same to him." Elena felt heat rising to her cheeks. She knew that Damon knew more about sex stuff than she. He was like a walking Cosmo for her, but she felt so uncomfortable telling him this. What if he judge her?

Elena mentally shook her head. Damon wasn't the type. He was blunt about everything and didn't care who feelings he hurt. He believed that if he wasn't blunt about it than that person was going to cry eventually for being lied too. It was one of the reasons that Elena loved him as her best friend.

"Go head. I'm not going to flip out or anything." He stated. His voice was calming and soothing and Elena loved that he had that calming affect on her.

"I licked his...head part and it tasted so disgusting. So he just kicked me out and broke up with me." Elena said everything too fast but knew that she wouldn't have to repeat it. Damon had good hearing and could hear everything. She saw him biting the inside of his cheek.

But he exhaled and let out his anger out.

"Don't worry about him, kitten. You're better for him."

Elena shook her head. "I can't Damon. I love him."

Damon groaned with Elena's confession and tapped his fingers against his belt buckle.

"Well, if you do I guess I can be a good friend and help out. Why can't you just do it? Do the deed."

Elena shook her head once again. "I just can't. I tried. I tried to push myself and it doesn't work. I just wish someone could help me get over my issues with sex."

Elena knew that she needed someone she could trust with it and it's not like she was going to go with what Bonnie told her.

She was not going to touch herself. That felt way to personal for her taste. She just needed to find someone who was not ashamed of the human body and could help her.

Elena, instantly, looked up at Damon. He was looking up at the ceiling at the Buffy the vampire slayer poster that had been there since Elena was seven. It was the entire cast all in black. Spike and Buffy were in the front, holding each other. Spike's arms around her.

"What? I know you're looking at me." Damon also had good eyesight. Elena sometimes called him; Damon, the vampire, Salvatore.

"Nothing. I was just wondering."

"Wondering what?"

Elena wanted to opened her mouth and ask him. If he could help her with her problem. She knew that he would. He was always like that, him being a Sagittarius in all. He was always down to help people. It was how he was.

She could ask him. She should ask him.

Elena opened her mouth to ask him, sitting up so she could ask him in his face. To see his expression. But when she looked at him, she noticed that his eyes were closed.

He was probably resting his eyes.

Okay, Elena could do this.

"Damon, since you know about sex and have done it." Elena hated herself as she spoke. She sounded so pathetic but she trusted Damon and he would help her. They been best friends for six years. "I was wondering if you could teach me about sex, from a guys point of view."

Elena waited.

No reaction came from Damon. He just laid against her headboard. His eyes cold, his face hard. His entire body not moving.

Elena poked him to see if he was not dead. He wasn't.

His body twitched and Elena poked him again.

She almost almost opened her mouth to ask if he heard her but when she did. A light snore came from his lips. His head flopped and he crashed over to the side, turning his back to her.

Elena sighed. She felt defeated and unwanted. She felt mad for Damon sleeping on her but he was probably tired. So, she let it slide but remind him for making it up to her later.

Maybe it was best that he didn't hear her.

He'd probably laugh in her face.

Yeah, maybe it was best that he didn't hear.

Elena chewed on her lip and laid back down. Her arm wrapped around Damon's middle. She pulled closer to him and laid her cheek on his back. His light snoring carrying into the night. She closed her eyes and snuggled close into Damon's back, trying to steal his warmth.

Damon opened his eyes wide and couldn't believe what his best friend just asked him.

He knew something was on her mind but he didn't know it was that.

Damon gulped and closed his eyes shut again.

They would discuss this in the morning.

He still was trying to process this in his head.


Okay, what do you think. I thought about turning it into a story but base it on other things with prom in it.

So, I came up with Highschool and them being seniors.

I hope that you like. I was kind of nervous typing this up.

This is the first chapter and it's not a part of the Black Lemons. It's a story like Paging Dr. Salvatore. All human.

Good or Bad?