Gir took the disclaimer telling all of you that I don't own any Invader Zim characters and put it in a taco. Just my own mad idea of the 'end' of the series. Based on what I've read online and adding my own demented twist on it. And the InvaderZ spelling is not a typo! You'll see…IT'S MADNESS!

Rise of The InvaderZ

Chapter One: This Stink Hole Earth

"Stupid humans!" Zim staggered home, looking beaten up and torn. "Stupid Dib Stink and even stupider Gaz Stinkier! Computer! Take a memo! No longer is Dib Number One Enemy of Zim! Number One Enemy of Zim is Dib and Gaz!"

"COUCH!" Gir in his dog costume jumped up and landed on the couch. "TV!"

"Stupid Dib and really stupid female Gaz!" Zim snarled as he went down to his lab, ignoring Gir. "Of course Zim had to steal sister Gaz's game! Dib stole my PAK! If Zim did not steal game to convince Gaz to help Zim, Zim would be dead and…"

Suddenly he felt a lot of pain in his back and fell flat on his face. "Ow… Maybe being dead wasn't such a bad idea?"

His mind replayed the events of the day. His PAK had accidentally gotten dislodged at the Skool, triggering his life clock. Counting down ten minutes until death. Somehow Dib not only managed to grab the PAK but it attached to Dib's body.

What followed was a mad blur of events. Zim would have never been able to follow Dib if he hadn't learned that all children at the Skool were given homing chips in order to track them. And even as his mind was going he was able to trick Gaz into thinking her brother stole her beloved game slave in order to get his PAK back.

Gaz did not take learning the truth well. The beating she gave him was testament to that.

There was also something about a robot made by Doctor Membrane running amok throughout the city but he didn't really pay attention to that.

"Oh Zim does not feel well…" Zim groaned as he went to lie down somewhere and recover. "Ugh the very thought of my PAK being attached to Dib's disgusting body is enough to make me feel nauseous! I'm going to lie down!"

"Okay," Gir sat there watching the television.

"Well at least the worst is over," Zim grumbled.

Little did he know the worst was just beginning.

In fact it was the beginning of a series of events that would change not only Zim's life, but the fate of Earth, Irk and the entire universe.

Seriously, it was. I'm not joking here. Read the entire fic. You'll find out.

The very next day…

"Hmm I don't remember a fire that large just outside the skool," Zim blinked as he arrived at the building.

There was a huge fire across the street. Many houses were ablaze and they could see a large robot in the back of the fire shooting out lasers from it's eyes and blowing up buildings, fighter planes, tanks, the occasional pedestrian…Etc.

"Oh right, the robot," Zim blinked. "Now I remember."

Zim felt better but still felt slightly off. "Ugh…I'm still recovering from yesterday's disaster," He muttered as he entered the skool yard. "Why did I even come here? In fact why do I still go to this wretched place?"

He thought to himself. "I'm not learning any new intelligence about this planet. That Dib creature annoys me even more here than out of skool. And I'm bored to tears."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Someone on the other side of the fence screamed. "I'M ON FIRE!"

"I can't believe I've been on this stupid mud ball for less than two years and I'm no closer to completing my goal of taking over this planet than when I got here!" Zim was frustrated. "I mean what exactly have I accomplished?"

BOOOOOOOOOM!

"Wow! That robot just blew up another skyscraper!" Some kid yelled.

"I think the river's on fire too," Another kid said.

"Nothing," Zim was concerned with only his situation. "Absolutely nothing!"

BOOOOOOOOOM!

CRASH!

A fancy plane labeled. EARTH'S MOST POWERFUL AND TECHOLOGICALLY ADVANCED FIGHTER PLANE had crashed across the street. Then it blew up.

BOOOOOOOOM!

"Wow! That fire from that one crashed plane wrecked two more planes!" A kid cried out.

"Nothing!" Zim sputtered in anger. "All the other invaders have conquered their planets within months of their deployment! Even that idiot Skoodge conquered his and had to come to Earth. I'll bet he came to gloat."

"OH MY GOD!" A man screamed in the distance. "MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! ALL MY POSSESSIONS ARE DESTROYED! YEOWW! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!"

"Everything bad happens to Zim!" Zim kicked a pebble as he walked towards the building.

Only to find dozens of kids standing outside. "Why is everyone just standing here in Zim's way?" Zim snapped.

"The door's not open," One girl told him. "They won't let us in."

"Now they will not let Zim enter a building he loathes? Why does everything happen to me?" Zim yelled.

"Wait I think I see Miss Bitters coming to get us," One kid remarked.

"Students because of a teacher shortage this morning we've decided to just let you little heathens run around outside all day," Ms. Bitters sneered as she opened the door. "Apparently some crybabies won't come in because a couple of highways were destroyed and can't come up with any intelligent way to get to work. Besides none of you are going to learn anything anyway. You're all failures so what's the point?" She went back into the building and slammed the door.

"So we have all day recess?" One kid asked.

"COOL!" A kid named Screamy yelled. "LET'S ALL WATCH THE FIRE!"

"YAY FIRE! FIRE IS COOL!" The kids ran over to the fence and screamed with delight.

Except of course for Dib and Gaz who were sitting on a bench nearby. Gaz was playing her game slave and Dib was glaring at Zim. "How are you feeling Zim?" Dib sneered.

"What is that phrase that Earthers use? Oh yes, bite me!" Zim snapped back.

"Serves you right! Because of your stupid backpack it made me want to destroy the Earth and caused that robot my dad made to wreck everything!" Dib snarled. "I got grounded for two weeks!"

"Big deal," Gaz didn't look up from her game. "You know Dad never stays home long enough to carry it through. I'm grounded for two weeks too because of Zim but you don't see me whining about it."

"Didn't Dad take your game slave for fighting?" Dib blinked. "How'd you get it back?"

"I have my methods," Gaz growled. "Zim…Never touch my game again. Now shut up and leave me alone!"

Dib and Zim went back to insulting each other. "You are a stupid alien!" Dib yelled.

"And you are a dim witted monkey boy!" Zim shouted.

"Alien!" Dib got into Zim's face.

"Monkey boy!" Zim got into Dib's face.

"ALIEN!"

"MONKEY!"

"ALIEN DOOKY BRAIN!"

"MONKEY DOOKY BRAIN!"

FLASH!

A surge of pain shot through Zim's brain like a laser knife attached to a very sharp object. Followed by dozens of images of Dib's life and even more pain.

"Yeowwwch!" Both Dib and Zim yelled at the same time.

"Ow! What did you do Zim? Some kind of stupid mind control thingy?" Dib rubbed his head.

"One, that was not me! Two to do that I would need a mind to do a mind control thingy and since you Dib Stank don't have one that's pretty much impossible!" Zim shouted as he rubbed his head. "Besides you're the one that tried to use some stupid Poly-abnormal device on me! Admit it!"

"First it's paranormal lame brain!" Dib shouted. "And I didn't do anything! You did it!"

"No, I didn't you did!" Zim shouted back.

"Did not!" Zim said.

"Did too!" Dib shouted.

"You lie! You lying liar!" Zim snapped.

"I know you are but what am I?" Dib challenged.

"Lying liar!" Zim shouted.

"I know you are but what am I?" Dib sneered.

"I just said you were a lying liar! Pay attention stupid!" Zim shouted.

"I'm not the stupid one! You are!" Dib yelled back.

"No you're the stupid one Dib!" Zim shouted. "You're a stupid dumb dummy head with a stupid big head and a stupid life and a stupid sister and a stupid father…"

"DON'T CALL MY FAMILY STUPID!" Dib shrieked before he tackled Zim. The two rolled around on the ground hitting each other.

"What's going on? Oh it's just Zim and Dib fighting," One girl turned around, shrugged and went back to the fire. "Woah! Look at that car burn!" No one paid attention to the two fighting.

But there was someone watching. Ms. Bitters frowned as she watched the boy and the alien go at it on the playground from a window in an empty teacher's lounge. With a grunt she whisked over to a small cooler. She pushed a button to have it change into a communicator of some sort. "This is Bitters reporting," She sneered.

"Go ahead Bitters," A male voice oozing with malice spoke back. "I take it you have something interesting to report this time?"

"It's the Irken and that Dib boy," Bitters snarled. She looked out the window. "They're starting to become a problem."

"Starting? Those two idiots have already caused a doom bot prototype to go out of control ahead of schedule!" The male voice snarled. "The only reason we put them in the same class together was to keep them occupied so neither idiot would discover us here."

"Well what do you want me to do? I can't watch those fools every second of the day you know?" Bitters snapped. "When they're off skool property my job ends!"

"Have you even been trying to bring down their self esteem?" The Male voice asked.

"Of course I have! I've made every degrading and sarcastic comment I'm allowed to in the book and used every type of unfair punishment I can think of. Except of course for the tasers and the cattle prods but you wimps won't let me use that!" Bitters snapped. "If you let me have free reign I would have broken their spirits a long time ago!"

"Will you let me handle this?" A malicious female voice spoke. "Sneer didn't mean to question your methods or your sincerity. For decades you have done an admirable job breaking the spirits and domesticating these human children so as adults they become more malleable and stupid."

"Oh yes he did," Bitters snarled. "Look I've got too much to do handling the rest of the dullards around this loathsome brain rotting cesspool! It's bad enough I have to tolerate the rest of these worthless human dullards! But those two have pushed even my patience to the limit! Something needs to be done! So either assign me an assistant to take care of them or reassign me to terminate those idiots!"

"We can't terminate them," The female voice sighed. "The Irken could cause problems for us and the boy is Membrane's son. We need him in the future. But you are right about one thing. Those two must be dealt with. What about the female Membrane child?"

"Please, as long as she's playing her game slave she could care less what happens," Bitters rolled her eyes.

"Fine. We'll send someone to take care of both Dib and the Irken," The female voice sighed.

"It's about time," Bitters sneered. "I've actually had to do some work with those two around!"

Dum, dum, dum! And I mean dum! See what happens next!