Chapter 1:The return of Sasuke…
Author's note : Beware, I had a sugar rush…! It's going to get funny…!
Don't say I didn't warn ya'. And please," NO FLAMING !"
Kakashi : By the ways, can I have your autograph ?
Jiraiya : Sure.
Dear Kakashi, Please wait while I get my binokillers (binoculars).
Love Jiraiya,
-aka-
Ero-sennin.
Chouji : Uh… Jiraiya… Do you think I'll uh… get punished for eating Kakashi –
sensei ? He sort of tasted like chocolate…
Jiraiya : Yes, I will personally do it myself, Chouji. Though don't forget to
share him with Ino and Shikamaru. Sharing is caring, after all.
Chouji : Pssp… Naruto… Throw that demon wind shuriken at me…
Jiraiya : And you are (now) ?
Chouji : Dead…
Naruto : I can tell. Yo, 'Suke, can you please kill the fat one for me ? Thanks !
Sasuke : He 's already dead.
Naruto : Yo, 'Suke, can you please dig up the fat one's remain and feed it to
the bitchy one (Ino)? Thanks !
Sasuke : I'm not your servant… Loser…
Naruto : You're not 'Suke ! That is (points to another Sasuke who's leaning on
A tree, who mutters "Loser'') ! Believe it !
Sasuke : How do you know…
Naruto : 'Suke is my best friend ! Of course I knew, you imposter ! Believe it !
and yeah. 'Suke' let's go to Ichiraku's !
Sasuke : Make me…
Naruto : I'll pay !
Sasuke : You sure will…
Naruto : C'mon 'Suke ! Pwease ! (makes cute face) :3
Sasuke : What didn't I do to not deserve such a loser teammate…
Naruto : Hmm… good one. Pwease 'Suke ? You know I'll be your best friend ! :3
Sasuke : Sadly…
Naruto : You know you like me 'Shuki ! :3
Sasuke : Shuki…?
Naruto : 'Suke in baby language.
Sasuke : Right… Now let's get this over with.
Naruto : Are we going 'Suke ?
Sasuke : (sigh) Yeah.
Naruto : I love my besht fwiend, 'Shuki ! (XD LOL)
Sasuke : Just keep your distance.
Naruto : Right… Anyway, 'Suke, let's go ! You're gonna pay for it, aren't you,
Sasuke-kun ?
Sasuke : 'Cuse, me ?
Naruto : Pwease… :3 ?
Sasuke : Somebody kill him…
Naruto : If somebody kills me, you'll be lonely !
Sasuke : Don't worry ; Itachi, Kakashi and Chouji will be there too. And I'll be
a matter of time before Gai, Lee and Sakura meet you there too.
Naruto : I don't like them. Anyways… RAMEN !
(Drags Sasuke off by the hand. Poor Sasuke )
Sasuke : Itachi, where are you when I need you
Voice in Sasuke's head : Don't you remember, lil' bro ? You killed me .
(Murmurs) Thank goodness for that…
Sasuke : Dang !
Naruto : We're here ! (sits down) Teuchi-san, gimme one large bowl of ramen with fries
and Pepsi!
Sasuke : I thought we were going to MC Donald's…
Naruto : We were going to Ichiraku's .Usuratonkachi.
Sasuke : You were, not me… Bye… And by the ways that's MY line.
Naruto : You're not going anywhere, 'Suke ! I put glue in your seat .
Sasuke : I never sat down. I was standing. Bye "Loser''.
Naruto :That's okay. It's also under your shoes.
Sasuke : I don't wear shoes… (smirk)
Naruto : I meant your sandals. :D
Sasuke : Whatever, Loser.
Naruto : Well… Come on.
Sasuke : Fine. (takes off his sandals 'cuz of the glue.) Waddaya want ?
Naruto : Come and eat ramen with me.
Sasuke : Of all the people I chose to be friends with, it had to be a ramen – eating
hyperactive knuckle headed ninja.
Naruto : I looooooove U.
Sasuke : Aaaaah ! Naruto ! I've gotta run (Tries to get up, but can't get up
thanks to the glue.)
Naruto : To the bathroom ? But you just came.
Sasuke : NOOO! Naruto, how do I get this glue off ?
Naruto : What glue ?
Sasuke : Naruto, HELP !
Naruto : What ?
Sasuke : NARUTOOOOO !
Naruto : WHAAAT ? Lemme eat. Teme.
Sasuke : Save me, you Loser.
Naruto : From who ?
Sasuke : IT ! THAT CREATURE FROM MARS ! NARUTOOOO(Looks fearfully
at Sakura.)
Naruto : Aaaaaaaaah ! Oh, look it's only Sakura…
Sasuke : Shit !
Naruto. Please. Save. My. –Beep-ing. Life.
Naruto : You have a –"beep''ing- life ? How come you didn't tell me ?
Sasuke : I forgot, okay ? Please… I said "Please".
Naruto : Okay. Who do I please ?
Sasuke : Naruto (looks desperate) If I die, you'll be lonely and there'll be no
one to pay for your ramen.
Naruto : What ramen ?
Sasuke : The one you're eating, you dope.
Naruto : I don't know what you're talking about.
Sasuke : Please save me… (starts crying hopelessly.)
Naruto : Yeah, I miss Itachi too.
Sasuke : What the hell…?
Naruto : Yeah, I love you too.
Sasuke : So save me, you idiot.
Naruto : NO !
Sasuke : Why ?
Naruto : 'Cuz she doesn't have a crush on you anymore, thanks to your new
outfit.
Sasuke : She doesn't ? Saved by the outfit…
Naruto : Duh, she doesn't.
Sasuke : Then why did I just make a scene out of myself ?
Naruto : You're weird. Believe it !
Sasuke : Loser…
Naruto : Look who's talking !
Sasuke : Aah ! Lee's coming ! Gotta go ! Bye Naruto ! Shit ! I'm STILL stuck !
Naruto : (Too busy eating ramen)
Lee : Good morning Naruto, what a youthful day we're having ! Just like Sakura-chan…
(drools)
Sasuke : (dies)
Naruto : (Turns around) Oh look its Sasuke ! Where'd he come from?
Author's note: That's what happens when I go high…! And special thanks to Rockpopnmetal007 for her idea of putting this down in a story… Or something…!