CIOAUSSU!

WOHW~ BEEN A LOOOOOONG TIME SINCE I UPDATED ANYTHING~ XD

ANYWAYS, I WANTED TO MAKE A FIC BASED ON COLONNELLO'S BIRTHDAY~ YES TODAY IS 7th of 7! TANJOUBI OMEDETO COLONNELLO~~ X3 SOOO I DECIDED TO INCLUDE IT IN THIS FICTION SINCE I HAVE LONG FORGOTTEN IT XD

"so, do your best in convincing your mother! Kora! I'll be leaving first!" Lal believed that whenever colonnello called her a mother it would be for the sake bothering the almighty LAL. And the smile that he always shows them. Oh, just how much Lal wished and wondered how much it would take to rip that smile off his face.

"oh! Okay, catch you up later~" Colonnello waved back and headedto the training grounds.

"…"

"you know I will never agree to this, souro."

"but mom~ I'll just be just stalling him so you would make the preparations."

"what for?"

"you know, today is seventh of july~"

"souro, I'm not celebrating anything. And, did he make you do this? It's okay you can tell me so I would beat the shi- sh- shadows! Out of him!"

"no! really! I just like him, he's really nice! You think so too, right?"

"…"

"just how did you know when his birthday was?"

"srodkisikos told me~"

"who is that? Some kind of DEMON LORD?"

"te-heh! No he's a friend of mine!"

"you sure have weird friends."

"he also said that you liked the blonde but never admitted it. Do you think the blonde that he meant was colonnello?" she blushed madly. Knowing nobody would know and tell but a certain paranoid.

"he piss me off, he knows too much I want to meet him once.. that sro-d-k-isik-os person.."

"so you would try tobeat the shit out of me?" That voice. A familiar voice. This reminded her how the true sound of mockery should be.

"REBORN!I know you're here so come out now!" Yes, it belongs to no one but Reborn. A proud-hit-man-bastard.

"as expected of you, you easily spotted me. And, please call me srodkisikoshinzelus, lal mirch."

"whatthehell, why did your name got extended?"

"long time no see lal. And I'm surprised that you actullay know his birthday that blonde of yours."

"no, really, it was a coincidence in one day."

-FLASHBACK-

At the moment Lal Mirch is asleep at her own house. Her room was dark. And only the light that slipped the wooden blinds made the room visible

"Lal..."

"Lal..."

- In her dream-

"Lal! How long are you gonna keep hugging the damn bear? Kora!" middle of a meadow, Lal was napping while embracing a teddy bear. If it not for this going as a dream, it would have been the end of the world. Seriously.

"though you look cute while doing so ha-heh! HEY WAIT! how come you never hugged me? Kora!"

-End of (erotic) dream-

"oi, lal, Wake up, Kora!" Colonnello sat on the edge of her bed.

"go away! I DON'T wanna hug you colonnello!"

"w-what are you talking about? Lal."

"eh? oh, it was just a dream.. W-what do you want c-colonnello? Moreover, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

"to answer that, you forgot your house keys at your office yesterday, don't you remember? kora!-"

"that had never happened. And, in other words, you mean you stole my spare keys?"

"well, umm, you sure are sharp even though you're half asleep .. oh, and.. yeah! What's the date today? Kora!"

"you woke me up just to guess what date today is?"

"what? Were you expecting something like a kiss? Hmmm? Kora!" He shortened the distance between them. And so she did a reaction that she had long forgotten to do when his face was what first popped at her sight after waking. Yes, she shoved his ass to the floor.

"o-ouch! Is that how you treat me even on my birthday? Kora!"

"oh.. it was your birthday?"

"you didn't even know! How cruel, koral"

-END OF FLASHBACK-

"souro, it's better for you to go to colonnello now."

"YAY~thanks mama!"

"PFT! For real? Did you two finally gotten togather?"

"no! sh- shut up! He's not colonnello's."

"hmm, I thought you two had finally gotten together. Such a disappointment…"

"what did you say? Pft, you know I'd rather not to know. And anyways what brings you here with the six other arcobalenos?"

"at first, please, let me threaten you before I start explaining."

"I don't know exactly if you are expecting me to let you do as you please or not. But, knowing the nature of a kind bastard you are, I'll hear you out."

"HAHA! YOU DESERVE THAT REBORN!" Uttered Skull after hiding behind the sky arcobaleno Luce.

"now, now lal, I know you two never get along but, try this time not to menace each other." Said Luce.

"it's even best for you two." Spoke Fon in his faint voice as the sound of wind.

"you too shut up skull for your own sake." Demanded Green. (AKA Verde)

"aren't you all messed up.." The younger blue haired women fixed her eyes to the floor. She hated how the sky arcobaleno had so much power to talk into anyone and easily swayed them.

"ahm, may I complete what I was saying?" said Reborn in a voice sounded that peril would come after.

"and as I was saying, I have placed bombs all over COMSUBIN." Intimidated Reborn. He pushed a button and a huge screen came out of the ceiling! The screen displayed the various places where the planted bombs were.

"reborn, dear? Didn't I tell you that wasn't needed?" Troubled Luce. (I swear his face was like :\)

" how were able to plant those in those places?"

"Wanna know why? It's simple, because your security is a joke."

"REBORN!"

"we don't want the button to be pushed don't we?"

"che, what do you want?"

"don't worry, honestly it's not as complicated as you think. we simply want to throw a birthday party for my dear friend."

"really reborn, REALLY? Would you really celebrate a birthday party ESPECIALLY for colonnello of all people in the world?"

"yes." This sounds fishy. Incredibly FISHY! But she has to stick to his plans before everything gets similar to dust. What's even similar to dust than dust itself?

"what do you need me for?"

"nothing."

"yeah, like I'm gonna believe that."

"okay, if you insist, the stall him for us."

"you sat this up didn't you. Knowing I'll be saying this."

"hn, but you must not tell him either about the scattered bombs or the fact that we're here."

"but you have to keep your promise and get out of this place after 'finishing your party'"

"agreed."

"lal, where is colonnello?" queried Luce.

"at the training grounds" Lal alleged.

"okay now you should get to your lover boy now. So we could finish the preparations."

"if not because of the bombs, you would have been long dead reborn!"

"heh, scary."

Finally Lal left hell and joined the new hell.

-LAL'S POV-

"YO! Lal!" I saw Colonnello greeting me I'm surprised; I didn't see souro with him! Does Reborn have to do with this? No, no! he has no use of him. And so I asked the blonde that kept staring at me continuously. Doesn't he know that it's extremely embarrassing to stare with nonstop?

"c-colonnello! Where's souro I told him catch up to you?"

"oh, yeah, don't worry he came, but then said that he forgot to bring something so he left, kora!"

"where?"

"my dorm. kora!" did he had to add it(the kora) at the end?

"oh, I see." I have no idea before I thought stalling him would be hard. And Reborn said not to let him enter the western building until it was 8:30 and now is 8:17 letting him stare constantly for the next thirteen is no problem! …but now that I think about it his stare isn't normal it feels as if he's looking through me.. Scary.

"lal."

"what!" shit I nearly leapt in my place when he called my name.

"you're not hiding anything for me right? Kora!"

"pfft~ no~"

"oh, okay, kora!" What the hell. he bought that easily.

"wanna do some sharp-shooting with me lal? kora!" thank you! A perfect idea to waste time faster!

"sure-" w-wait… AM I SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? OR DID MY EYES STARTED TO FAIL ME? WHAT THE *UCK IS SKULL DOING IN THE TRAINING GROUNDS? Shit I can't let colonnello see him or reborn will instantly flick the button and the whole place will go boom!

"y-you know what let's get inside I don't feel like doing anything!" thank goodness he didn't turn back.

"why not? kora! I've even found a perfect spot for training. It's right over there-"no wait don't turn! Shit !

-author's POV-

Lal mirch was out of Ideas so she scanned the place turning left and right. Luckily, there was few officers that could be taken out later. she just towed him to herself by the collar, and to let the rest for the next second. So she kissed him. She kissed him of all the things that she could have done, like slapping him and… slapping him again…? The kiss didn't last long after when Skull spotted them. He then ran out for his life. No matter how much of a retard skull could be, he would at least understand Lal. And what he witnessed was definitely not from the normal side of Lal plus Colonnello looked surprised so he can't be the one who started it.

-LAL'S POV-

Oh shit I can't believe that I actually kissed him! I bet my face is bright as tomato now! YA SKULL! RUN OUT FOR YOUR LIFE! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE! JUST YOU WAIT! And shit, I bet Colonnello is furious! He'll hate me for this…

-AUTHOR'S POV-

They finally broke apart. Lal didn't dare to look straight to his eyes and fixed it to the ground She could feel her face getting heated up again when Colonnello pulled her again for another kiss. But she then pulled herself from his grasp. and yelled.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?"

"Repaying you, kora!"

"YOU CALL THAT REPAYING?"

"just why are you even mad? kora! Aren't you the one who started it? Kora!"

"s-SHUT UP!"

She got too hot and she couldn't take it and left. 'thank god the door to the building was right behind her' she thought to herself. Yet, he grabbed her from her wrist.

"wait lal! Kora! Lal! Wait!" she struggled until they were indoors.

"it's almost eight thirty so it should be fine by now!"

"w-what? kora!"

"shut up and follow me!"

They passed through offices, dorms, different, training grounds and proceeded to walk until they were right behind the dinning lounge. And Lal Mirch ordered.

"get in there."

"what's in there? Kora!

"just get in"

"okay, okay, kora!" he clutched the door knob and pushed it. And just like in cartoons and manga light blinded their eyes before entering.

"SURPRISE!" before colonnello being able to express anything, Lal was the first one to "express"

"WHAT THE HELL? WHY IN THE WORLD DOES IT LOOK LIKE A NORMAL BIRTHDAY PARTY?" she expressed from all her heart.

"well, we did tell you that we're throwing a party." Said Luce with a smile.

"aww~ thank you, you guys! Kora!"

"more importantly, did Lal get you a present?" asked mammom.

And he immediately answered.

"yes! It was a ki-" he couldn't continue his sentence since Lal 'accidently kneed him…

"it was aa– a- t-teddy bear! You know how much colonnello Is scared of sleeping on his own ha-hah!" everyone exchanged unconvinced looks to each other

"R- REBORN! What are you doing here? Kora!"

"hmpf, ciaoussu! colonnello. Did you know that the camera surveillance captured you two when lal gave you her birthday present?" Reborn smirked, then pushed a button and turned all the screens in COMSUBIN on! And what the screens displayed was extreme picture of humiliation! (to Lal) and after that Lal Mirch turned the birthday party into a battlefield.