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Ok, so I was sitting in Math class when I thought of something that didn't involve algebraic expressions. There are some fics where Deidara is Sasori's slave, Hidan is Kakuzu's, and even a Konan as Pein's slave. But I've never found one fucking fic where Kisame is Itachi's god damned slave! So, I've decided to change that. So … START THE FIC QUEENS!

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Hi! RANDOMOCITY RULES!

Guess I will be doing the disclaimer since Yaoi didn't want to. Also I gave her notebook back this morning and this afternoon she gives to me again and has me type this for her. Anywhoo…

DISCLAIMER: Neither of us owns this and we are admitting it so as Yaoi would say … GET YOUR FUCKING VAMPIRE LAWYERS OFFA OUR LAWNS PLEAZ!

Chapter 1: A new birthday gift

Uchiha Itachi sat on his throne rather depressed. He was the prince of a large kingdom and his birthday was in three weeks, and he wasn't looking forward to it. Every year he got things that were useless to him. He didn't want or need fancy daggers and books of his country's history. He already had that. The only thing Itachi really wanted was a companion. One that didn't think of him as a future leader, but as a person.

Itachi pulled out of his thoughts when the door to his court room opened. His advisor, an elderly man that should have died years ago, entered the room with his head bowed. Behind him followed three servants, pulling something in behind them.

Much to Itachi's surprise, the thing that was being pulled was the most exotic man he'd ever seen. He was extremely tall, as in, Itachi only came to his shoulder, with light blue skin and dark blue hair. The man also had gills and pointed teeth. The way his muscles rippled reminded Itachi of the shark his younger brother had gotten for his sixth birthday.

Itachi watched as yet another servant entered with a whip and brutally slashed the blue prisoner in the back as he struggled to break free of the chains on his neck.

"Do you not know how to knock? I was in the middle of a rather interesting daydream." Itachi said in a monotone voice.

"Oh, my sorrys, King Itachi! I didn't realize-"The old man stuttered.

"I am not king, yet. Sasuke will take the throne before myself, now, who is this?" Itachi motioned to the man in chains.

"Oh your highness. This is a gift from King Sasori. He sends his apologies and says that he's going on a second honeymoon with King Deidara."

"King Dei-? Oh wait, Sasori married that peasant, Deidara, did he not? I keep forgetting that." Itachi sighed.

"Shall I get someone to remember for you?" The man asked, not meeting Itachi's eyes."

"No, just leave the new slave here. I wish to look him over." Itachi said.

The servants lead the struggling man to a wall where they began attaching the chains to hooks. While they did that Itachi sunk back into thought. Servants were only there until they could pay off some kind of debt. Slaves were people who were simply from other countries who were captured, bought and sold. The Uchiha family had mainly slaves, whom were taken care of by the servants. A bit confusing but it works.

"Prince Itachi, the servants are finished. Would you like anything to eat?" The man asked, still bowed.

"No." Itachi said.

He stood up and walked over to his early birthday present. The man watched Itachi carefully and wouldn't let him come too close. Itachi made sure to keep far enough away that the man couldn't grab him.

"His name is Ren, my Lord." The man with the whip said before slapping the blue man's arm harshly.

"Alquaa Shalla mak!" The man snarled and suddenly laughed at Itachi.

"Quiet!" The man hit the shark with the whip, "Sorry my Lord that was just gibberish."

"No, that was Misuke, a rather complicated language. I only know a bit myself." Itachi said, locking his red eyes with the sharks.

"Oh!"

"Alquaa Shalla mak … sleep with one eye open." Itachi mused.

Maybe his twenty second birthday wouldn't be so bad after all…

AN: Yaoi-

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