Deyoxs' Guide to a Mad Scientist
Warning: This is the last guide since the others don't have partners. If you have something in mind tell me.
This is Deyoxs. And I'd like to talk to you about Mewtwo. He's insane. And crazy.
Who is Mewtwo?
Well originally I was partner less. Which was very good. But when Mewtwo appeared Arceus partnered him and me up. I really hate that. And since he was an experiment, he's experimenting on us and making other experiments. Never trust him. You'll be better by doing this.
How to calm me down
Beating up Dialga. (He derive it.)
Some of his experiments and tests
Test: Wether his growth seizure worked. Used Darkria.
Result: Darkria was a foot tall for a week. Then he blasted Mewtwo.
Test: What Rayquaza's scales are made of.
Result: Turned Rayquaza blue. Couldn't tell if he was the sky or not for 3 days. Then he blasted Mewtwo.
Test: If Ash had anything inside him that was different than Arceus other than being mad.
Result: Ash was split into two different people. One the Ash we know and the other the nice Ash. They both beat Mewtwo then they were back to normal by a month. Then he did his guide.
Test: How Celebi time travels.
Result: He was in the 1920s for four years. Then he fond that time period Celebi.
Test: How to travel through space.
Result: Made Rocket that blew up in lab. Funny though.
Test: I don't know what it is, but Mewtwo put microchips in Arcues, Cress, Darkria, Rayquaza, and me.
Result: We beat him up.
How to reply if Mewtwo is asking you to be partners in one of his experiments.
"I'm trying to kill Darkrai right now. DARKRAIIII!"-Cress, Darkrai was asleep in Giratina's closet.
"Hell no! Spacial Rend!" Palkia. Mewtwo's fur is gonna take a long time to grow back.
"No way! Roar of Time!" Dialga.
"Dude! Leave me alone! Can't you see we're making out!" This one has worked for Giratina and Lugia.
"Die!" Ash. Mewtwo nearly misses a hyper beam.
Mewtwo: Celebi, want to help me out? I need someone to test this-
Celebi: *Battle-ax*
Mewtwo: *pales* Oh, shit! (runs away)
"Ask me that question one more time and I will kill you." Rayquaza.
"I can't right now. Cress is trying to kill me again. Oh, hell! Here she comes!"-Darkrai.
How to deal with Mewtwo
Avoid him. That's all to say. And never agree to be partners with him. He'll probably make you the experiment.
Deyoxs feels good about it when said genetic Pokemon came into his room. "Want to be partners?" He asked. "HELL NO!" Deyoxs yells.
Well there's the last guide. It's been a real deal working with you. Hope you like these. If you have any ideas for more. I'll quickly make some more. But nothing too extrema.
AuraPearl44_May the Aura be with you_Peace.