"What I want to know," said Soi Fon, spearing a squishy blob of rice over-aggressively with her chopsticks, "Is why exactly we all keep losing arms."

"Yeah!" Grimmjow put in, throwing himself angrily onto the sofa. "It's total bullshit, it's like he has some sick fetish!"

"You don't count, Grimmjow, yours grew back." Soi Fon said tartly.

Grimmjow scowled. "Don't make me sound like some kind of lizard, man."

"Do I count?" Ishida asked, ambling over and cradling the bandaged stump of his wrist.

"I suppose so." The captain of the second squad said grudgingly.

"You know," Came a familiar cackle, "I could always make you replacements..."

There was an emphatic 'no' from all present. Kurotsuchi Mayuri slunk away muttering balefully under his breath.

"He doesn't count either, anyway." A prim voice belonging to Sun-Sun chipped in. "He grew his arm back as well!"

"What a freak!" Apache and Mila Rose chorused, Sun-Sun nodding in agreement.

"Maybe we should complain." Ushoda Hachigen said hesitantly, clasping his fingers.

Yamamoto grunted. "Do not get ahead of yourself, young man. I am sure there is an excellent reason for this amount of... repetition."

There was a universal snort. "As if!"

Come on, you have to admit that a ridiculous amount of characters in Bleach lose arms or hands. I think I got everyone.

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~Featherz

Edit: Haha, Midori Akiko has pointed out that I missed Chad, Gin, Hitsugaya, Jidanbo, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Yammy and Kuukaku if you count her. Oh well :D