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A/N: Hi, there this is my humour/friendship fic I thought this would be an entertaining piece to put down on paper I hope you like it-enjoy!

Chapter 1

Going to the living world was a rare thing for the lowest of shinigami's even more so for the Captains' that is unless a hollow floated on by. So for Jushiro Ukitake and Kyoraku Shunsui going to the living world was a real treat.

"Ah, this is what we needed Juu-chan some good old living world fun." Shunsui beamed

Jushiro grinned, he was also thrilled about their little outing.

"I can't recall when we last had that." he said as they appeared in front of Unahara's shop.

The owner himself walked out holding a fan in front of his face a little boy with flaming red hair was chasing a little girl in a yellow black poka dot skirt in the back ground. Kyoraku raised an eye brow at the two children the black haired girl having the upper hand.

"So, are you running a nursery here, Unahara?"

Jushiro smiled at the obnoxiously loud red head as he chased the girl out the back door, knowing how powerful both were, it was pleasing to see them act like children.

"They add a child like environment, Captain Shunsui." the former captain replied beckoning them to join him in his private quarters.

"So, I heard you two were coming here to have some fun, come sit and have a drink, I made it myself." he said sitting crossed legged on the floor his guests followed.

"Thank you, Kisuke for letting us stay here." Jushiro humbly said as he took a small cup from the tray.

"It is my pleasure Captain Ukitake, it's not every day I have mature men in my presence, Kurosaki and Renji aren't exactly the courteous type." Unahara said watching the two captains.

Kyoraku downed half his drink while the other still held it calmly listening to him.

"How has your health been treating you Captain Ukitake?" he asked fanning his face as he eyed him.

"..On and off as usual, but I stay in the now and make sure I don't over exert myself." he cheerfully said

"It's a new tea." the shop owner prodded.

Jushiro blinked at the other man than down at his beverage.

"Oh? what's in it exactly?" the white haired man asked raising the cup to his nose.

"The best herbs. everyone has there own experiences when they drink it some love it others not so much." he answered his voice almost singing.

"It tastes great Jushiro, you should give it ago…can I have some more?" the other captain asked taking a rice cake from the tray.

"Oh, I'm afraid I'm low on inventory, but seeing that you two were visiting I'd thought I'd make an exception."

Jushiro smiled drinking it. from there on they conversed into the late hours, going over old experiences and the latest hollow scares. Ichigo and his gang had dropped by joining into the conversation adding on t their versions of who did what with each ones battles, bringing laughter from all around.

"…Aw, c'mon Renji you're stretching the truth there just a bit, you were so desperate to try and impress Rukia that you tripped over your own two feet to get to the hollow in time. Sending you straight into the pile of sewage ruining that beautiful complexation of yours." Ichigo quickly corrected loudly giving a cocky look at the sixth division Lieutenant.

Renji glared daggers at the orange haired man.

"As I recall Kurosaki that you were there right along with me!" he shouted across from him.

"True, however unlike you I succeeded, right Rukia?" he asked still having his death glare on the other man.

"Barely." was the women shinigamie's answer as she bit into a rice cake avoiding eye contact with either man.

"Aw, Rukia, your su-"

A short harsh coughing fit interrupted the current argument turning everyone's attention to the thirteenth division captain.

"Oh…don't. worries about it…the late hours tend to be the worst…" he said between coughs.

Kyoraku rubbed the others back as the coughs eased away, he also looked slight ill.

"Are you two ok? you both look a little sick." Orihime worriedly glanced between the two captains

Kyoraku stood up dragging the other to his feet.

"Ne, I think we should head back to Soul Society, I guess the months of stress has finally caught up with us, if you don't mind kisuke?" the eight divisions said as he made his way out the shop.

"Oh, of course not, health always comes first; I do hope you both get better." Unahara said flicking open his fan to hide his slight smirk.

"Thank you."

The group watched as both flashed stepped away.

"Wow that was rather abrupt." Yoruchi suspiciously noted.

"Yes, yes it was." Unahara said turning back into his shop.

After being examined for the umpteenth time and being told that it was just exhaustion both captains retired for the night hoping to feel better in the morning.

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Jushiro had a rude awakening as ice cold water was dumped on his face, sputtering he blinked to clear his vision to see Nanao standing there a wood pail tucked under her arms.

"lt. Ise wh-what are you doing here?" he sputtered out.

"Your wake up call, sir." she dryly said as she walked out of the room.

Jushiro ran a hand over his face this was the first time he ever had that happen, still confused on why Shunsui's second seat was in here instead of Kiyone he stood up from his futon when he froze. This wasn't his room he jumped as he looked down at his hands, these defiantly wasn't his he quickly ran outside over to the small pond.

"Ahh!."

This defiantly wasn't his body! He raised his hand to pull at the brown pony tail.

'This has to be a dream.' he frantically thought.

"Sir, you have to go to a captains meeting in a half hour and judging by the way you smell you might want to freshen up Nanao said from the door way.

Jushiro spun around wide eyed at the sudden change.

"W-where is Captain Shunsui?" he stuttered out as he concentrated on staying calm.

The women rolled her eyes shaking her head.

"You're still plastered, great. while you're at it try and sober up too, before you go." she ordered as she disappeared into the room.

"This cannot be happening."

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"Sorry to wake you captain but you have a captains meeting to go to in a half hour, brought you some breakfast."

Kyoraku moaned throwing over the blanket over his head.

"Captain? Are you feeling ok?"

"Go away, I need to sleep some more." he muttered

The door slid open footsteps coming over by his futon.

"I'm really sorry captain, but it's an order all captains must attend, I guess it's very important." the women said pulling back the covers gently.

Shunsui cracked open one eye expecting to see his Nanao-chan standing there, he bolted up surprise on his face to Kiyone instead, a worried face staring at him.

"W-what are you doing here not that I'm complaining." he said giving flirtatious look.

The women frowned.

"I had to bring you something to eat and your medicine, sir." she explained

"Oh, that's very thought full but I'm feeling much better, now." he said cheerfully.

"That's good to here, sir but it's captain Unohara's orders, sir." she said placing the tray down beside him.

I figured you would want to freshen up before you leave, sir." she smiled as she went to go out the door.

"Oh, well thanks… say do you know where my lucky ribbon to tie my hair back with it's usually on my tray." he asked looking at her.

"I wasn't aware you had one sir, but I can find you a new one if you like."

"That would be fine…I guess." he slightly pouted.

"Sir, if I may, personally I like your hair loose it makes you look sophisticated, and also that beautiful white hair always looks pretty in the sun light when it's down." she concluded as she left.

'Oh, she's so nice I do have to admit my whi-' he halted his thought at the word.

"White hair? I don't have.." he looked down as his hand went through long slivery white locks his eyes widening at the sight. He scrambled over to the basin of water that sat beside the small dresser. peering into it he let out a scream at the pale face staring back at him this brought the women flying back into the room in a slight panic.

"Captain? Is everything alright?"

Kyoraku spun around a higher level of panic on his face, gripping the strands of white hair in his hands.

"M-my hair it's white!" he yelled out.

"Well y-yes sir it's always been white." she said her brows coming together in confusion.

"You don't understand I don't suit white hair I cannot have white hair! Oh oh No! it makes me look so OLD! EWWW!" he dramatically spieled out falling to his knees collapsing on the floor in a complete and utter terror at the fact that his ruggedly handsome face was not here.

The poor Kiyone watched helplessly as her beloved captain kicked banging his hands against the floor like a five year old child.

"…Huh, captain are you feeling alright?" she asked twiddling her fingers nervously.

Kyoraku shot his head up gasping at a sudden idea, his face still filled with panic, but it had a glimmer of hope in it.

"Where's captain Ukitake?" he blurted out as scrambled to his feet.

"…Right here?" she said not sure how to answer him.

"A hah! I need to get dressed."

In a world wind clothes he was dressed and out the door leaving Kiyone in a pile of clothes and confused thoughts.

A few moments later he arrived at his division getting surprised glances from his subordinates as he flash stepped by, he felt his reiatsu nearby as he entered the back yard of his division seeing himself pacing the ground in a flustered manner.

"There I am!" he said walking up to him.

Jushiro looked up his eyes widening further as he saw himself walking toward him.

"So, tell me Jushiro why are you in my body?" the eighth division captain asked with barely controlled panic.

Jushiro however was openly confused and slightly scared at their predicament.

"I was hoping you'd have some idea Kyoraku, but judging by the look on your face I'd say you don't have the answer either." Jushiro moaned

"Well, what do we do the captains meeting starts in thirty minuets." Shunsui said

"I guess we go to it." Jushiro said thoughtfully

Kyoraku wasn't exactly keen on the idea.

"Excuse me, you want us to walk in there and act like everything is normal?"

"No, I want us to walk in there and act like ourselves, we've known each other long enough to no each ones mannerism." Jushiro inquired.

"Are you sure about this?" Kyoraku asked following himself around the building.

"Sure, how hard can it be?"

"Yeah, how hard can it be?"

A/N: I hope you like so far, it's going to be light and happy and filled with fun!

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