Thanks for the wonderful feedback you guys!
I am proud to say when I went to the mall the other day I went and bought a Llamas with Hats t-shirt. It has a picture of Carl on it and says, "My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy" ..yyeeah. its pretty epic if I do say so myself. You should go get yourself one. Hot topic. $20. a little pricey. I know. But still.
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Onto the story~!
Roy threw his hands up in the air as he yelled at Link. "LINK! We're supposed to be on vacation!"
Link laughed. "I don't know about you, but I am having a wonderful time here."
"You toppled a south American government, Link."
"The people have spoken, VIVA LA RESISTANCE."
Roy's temper started to grow. "You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan!"
Link merely shrugged. "He was a traitor and a scoundrel."
"Really..?" Roy thought. "He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan!"
Suddenly something tried to shove itself out of Link's stomach.
Link looked down. "Oh, that was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person."
Roy crossed his arms "That would be the hotel bartender."
Link snorted. "Well, that explains why my mohito is taking so long."
"It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!"
Link laughed, amused. "Wow, that sounds pretty awesome."
Roy sighed and shook his head. "I can't go anywhere with you, Link."
Link frowned. "That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong."
Roy turned around, starting to walk away. "I wanna go home. We're leaving."
"…In that case, I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat." Link said.
Roy froze. He slowly turned to face Link. "What?"
"Well, I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do." Link explained.
"You know what, forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore." Roy said with a wave of his hand.
Link's face fell. "Aw, that's no fun."
"This has become the norm for you Link."
Link shrugged. "I'll have to try harder next time."
"Please don't."
"I feel like I've been issued a challenge."
"CAARl." Roy whined.
"It's too late now... You." Link said, trying to sound tough. "Wait, what's her name again?" he thought.
"You?" Roy asked, a questioning look on his face.
"I totally don't remember your name."
"We've known each other for 3 years Link!."
"And what an impression you've made."
"My name is Roy". He explained.
"What?"
"I said, my name is Roy." Roy repeated slowly.
Link looked dumbfounded "Oh. I thought you were a woman?"
Roy's eyes widened. "Why would you think that?"
"Mostly the hat. Are you sure?" Link said, looking Roy up and down.
"Of course I'm sure."
Link sighed. "Well, If you'll excuse me, I've got some pictures I need to delete from my computer."
And Roy was left, wide-eyed and jaw-dropped.
Sorry if this one isn't as funny guys, I don't particularly like this one, so I don't watch it really at all. Hope you still enjoyed it though!(: