Disclaimer: All characters belong to their respectful owners. I own nothing but the plot of the story.

Soooo, I was watching Llamas With Hats (if you haven't seen it you'll want to go and watch it) and decided to make a spoof of it. But instead with Link, and Roy (You: O.o)

Soo yeah. Idk if it's really that funny or not but, I hope y'all enjoy it! :D

Link and Roy were standing in a bland room. Link had on a green sock-looking type hat, while Roy had a orange hat with a yellow flower on it. The random room had nothing in it...besides the dead man laying in between them. Yep, you heard me right. A dead dude.

"Link! There is a dead human in our house!" Roy exclaimed.

"Oh…hey…How did he get here?" Link said, trying to look inoccent.

"Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiink! What did you do?" Roy inquirered.

"Me? Uh, I didn't do this! " Link said.

"Explain what happened Link!" Roy nearly yelled.

"I've never seen him before in my life!"

"Why did you kill this person Link?"

"I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do." Link replied.

"Tell me Link, excactly what you were doing before I came home." Roy demanded.

"Ok well, I was upstairs,"

"Ok..."

"Sitting in my room,"

"Yes?"

"Reading a book..."

"Go on."

"And, uh, well this guy walked in…"

"Okay,"

"So, I went up to him…"

"Yes?"

"And I uh…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."

An awkward silence washed over the room.

"Liiiiiiiink! That KILLS people!" Roy yelled.

"Oh! Well, I didn't know that!" Link tried to bluff.

"How could you not know that?"

"Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK." Link stated.

More silence...until, that is, Roy noticed something odd about the man.

"What happened to his hands?"

"What's that?" Link asked.

"His hands! W-why are they missing?" Roy asked, a bit scared to know the truth.

"Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them." Link said, as if it were normal.

"...Liiiiiink!"

"Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…" Link said, looking down at the floor.

"Why on earth would you do that?" Roy asked.

"I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!" Link yelled, looking annoyed.\

"Liiiiiiiiink!"

"My stomach was making the rumblies." Link said, with an creepy look.

"Liiiink!"

"That only hands would statisfy."

"What is wrong with you Link?" Roy yelled.

"Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!" Link stated.