WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. :DD ESPECIALLY THE CHAT PART OF NATSUME AND MIKAN
Discalimer: I don't own le Gakuen Alice.
PART TWO: ALICE GOES GREEN ;D
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P.s.: (Y) this is the like hand :DD
Mikan Hyuuga missed Facebook! It's been so long since the Internet at Alice Academy worked! It's all Ruka-pyon's fault; he should not have dodged the baka gun that day so the internet thingy wouldn't have been hit. .
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Natsume Hyuuga, Hotaru Imai and 569 others like this.
Ruka Nogi dislikes this.
2 comments:
Hotaru Imai: Ruka's such a sissy. -.-
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Natsume Hyuuga: Polka, this still isn't your diary. But ily 3. :DD
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Chat:
Natsume Hyuuga: i havea d
Mikan Hyuuga: a d?
Natsume Hyuuga: a dinosaur :DD
Mikan Hyuuga: (I'm gonna play along) really? :DD
Natsume Hyuuga: yes.
Mikan Hyuuga: where is it? :DD
Natsume Hyuuga: In my pants. :D
(Mikan still thinks they're talking about a dinosaur.)
Mikan Hyuuga: bring him out then let's play with it! ;)
(she really thinks she's being sarcastic. xD)
Natsume Hyuuga: my dinosaur's stiff. I'm gonna play with him for a bit. (your fault -.-)
Mikan Hyuuga: Ok! I hope he feels more relaxed later. :DD
Natsume Hyuuga: Omg! He's puking all over the place!
(Mikan wonders what color dinosaur's puke is)
Mikan Hyuuga: What color is his puke? O.o
Natsume Hyuuga: White :D
(dawning realization hits Mikan)
Mikan Hyuuga: Natsume! You pervert!
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Mikan Hyuuga likes Moby Dick.
Natsume Hyuuga thinks Mikan really wants to get laid.
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Mikan Hyuuga, Ruka Nogi and 368 others dislike this.
8 comments:
Hotaru Imai: I don't even think she knows what to get laid is. -.-
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Mikan Hyuuga: No! You are not tucking me into my bed! .
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Hotaru Imai: See what I mean. =_=
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Ruka Nogi: Mikan, he thinks you want him to do it with you.
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Mikan Hyuuga: He wants to sleep with me? O.o
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Ruka Nogi: Yes, something like that.
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Mikan Hyuuga: It's ok, I guess. He can sleep beside me! :D but don't do anything funny, jerk! -.-"
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Natsume Hyuuga: FACEPALM!
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Anna Umenomiya Who wants to watch the Hunger games? :))
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Koko Crunch, Mikan Hyuuga and 135 others like this.
Comments:
Koko Crunch: Well I'm definitely hungry for something ;)
10 hours ago · Like · (Y) 77
Moucho: Me too ;) I know a good place where it's cheap. ;D
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Chat:
Kitsu Le Fox: Koko! You're so cool! xD you're really going to a strip club? ;D
Koko Crunch: No dude. I'm really just hungery. xD
Kitsu Le Fox: How do you do it man? You must have some intense logic hidden in your brain.
Koko Crunch: Do you have an aquarium?
Kitsu Le Fox: Yeah. Why?
Koko Crunch: Then you must like the sea.
Kitsu Le Fox: Of course I do!
Koko Crunch: If you like the sea, you like going to resorts?
Kitsu Le Fox: Well, duh! Who wants do go camping near the sea? O.o
Koko Crunch: If you like resorts, you like chicks in bikinis.
Kitsu Le Fox: Who doesn't?
Koko Crunch: Then you like showing off your body?
Kitsu Le Fox: Hell yeah! I wanna be a model!
Koko Crunch: If you like showing off your body, you're manly hot.
Kitsu Le Fox: Damn yeah. I'm as hot as hell!
Koko Crunch: If you're manly hot, you're a real man!
Kitsu Le Fox: I'm gonna try this wicked knowledge on Narumi and maybe Jinno ;D
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Kitsu Le Fox to Narumi: Do you have an aquarium?
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Narumi: No, why?
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Kitsu Le Fox: bwahahahaha!
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Kitsu Le Fox to Jinno: Do you have an aquarium?
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Jinno: Yes.
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Kitsu Le Fox: oh ok. You're the man! \^o^/
8 hours ago · Like · (Y) 1
Koko Crunch: suck up -.-
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The next day in math class…
"Pop quiz!" Jinno announced to the unsuspecting class.
"eeeeehhhh?" chorused the class of teenagers. "Whoever doesn't want to take the quiz, go out of this room this instant so I could make your life easier by just giving you an F!" the frog man screamed.
"You're the man, Jinno-sensei!" said a random voice. Everyone looked at the direction of a fox-eyed boy.
"uh- uhm… Kitsu, you may have your lunch. You get an A+ for your participation" the man said quite hesitantly.
The clever sand-haired boy stood up and walked to where a raven-haired girl sat and whispered, "beat that Hotaru-chaaaan~"
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