Title: Trick and Treat Easter Edition
By: Sissy

Warning: Just slightly below M so you should all have no problem.

A third thing you should remember; revenge is a dish best served cold. Because seriously…

… … …

It just couldn't be possible.

There no way it could be possible.

Because…this would be the third time. The third time!

Yet Mikado remembered this sensation. It was embedded into the back of his mind. He KNEW what this was.

It was the impossibilities occurring once more into his daily monotonous life.

"Why? Is there something on me that keeps attracting this kind of thing?" Mikado could only help but ask himself that question. He was starting to really hate this.

Of course, since it was that feeling, he soon started to forget his about his self-pity and self-wallowing.

"Shizuo-san…" He whimpered lowly and slammed his head onto his futon.

… … …

"He's not here! He's not here! He's NOT here!" Masaomi screamed to the heavens during lunch hour while the rest on the rooftop were caught by surprise.

"Maybe you should call him then." Anri tried to help by smiling softly at her good friend, while noticing how her best friend and her boyfriend had not even noticed Masaomi's screaming.

"I sent him a message but he hasn't answered me back." Masaomi quickly pouted and realized something. "What if Halloween happened again and he's a tiny baby and can't even answer the phone? I have to go to him right now! Oof!" Anri closed her eyes when she saw him fall to the floor. It seemed that one way or another, he tripped on nothing.

"Since you can't leave the school, why not call Shizuo-san?" Anri suggested and Masaomi quickly looked displeased.

"I didn't want to call him. He's crazy about Mikado. And he might not tell us anything if there's something going on." Masaomi growled lowly but brought out his phone anyways.

Anri simply watched as Masaomi was dialing the number to the same man she was hoping he would call. Silently watching, Anri became worried when Masaomi had not spoken at all, even after a long minute. Grumbling to himself, Masaomi finally spoke up.

"Is Mikado with you?" Masaomi finally asked with a frown. He received a reply and grinded his teeth. "Because he's not in school! Why else would I ask? Of course I tried to get in touch with him; he's not answering my text messages!" Hanging up, he turned to Anri with a smile.

"Are you angry, Kida-kun?" Anri asked worriedly and felt Masaomi's hand fall on her head.

"No worries, I'm sure that guy will see if Mikado's okay. As much as I hate to accept it, him and Mikado are lovers after all." Masaomi grinned and sat down next to Anri, ignoring how red she had gotten. After all, both still remembered THAT time.

… … …

The phone call suddenly ended when the person on the other line hung up. Shizuo stared at his cell phone with a confused look but quickly found himself worried about what he had just been told. Immediately, he dialed the number from memory and waited.

It did not connect on the first ring. Shizuo almost thought it would go to voice mail when the line finally connected. "Mikado?" He called out but could only hear low breathing. "Mikado?"

"…Ah… Shi…Shizuo-san…" He heard Mikado's wheezy voice and got worried.

"Are you at the apartment?" Shizuo asked as he already took the first step in that direction.

"…Ye…yes… Ah… Shizuo-san…" Mikado called out for Shizuo and the man had by now gone to full dash mode, much like how he ran when chasing Izaya. That, as expected, scared everyone in the vicinity.

"Hold on! I'll be right there!" Shizuo screamed to his phone because of the urgency at the moment. After all, he knew perfectly well that Mikado wasn't well just by hearing his voice. He did hear that voice once the year before. It was engraved in his brain by now.

… … …

[Heiwajima Shizuo looks uber scary!]
[He looks worried about something.]
[Where the hell is he even going?]
[More like, is he chasing something?]
[Orihara Izaya isn't around thought.]
[Heiwajima Shizuo has snapped then!]

"Karisawa-san, what are you watching?" Walker asked his other half with a slight grin. He seemed curious since Erika refused to tear her gaze from her computer screen.

"The forum. It's filled with a lot of interesting chatter." Erika replied and started chuckling to herself.

"Let me see…" Walker bent down to look as well and seemed slightly surprised. "Karisawa-san…" He called to her again.

"Yes, Yumacchi?" Erika asked innocently while looking at Walker this time.

"Did you do something again without me?" He asked worriedly and slightly pouting.

"Oh, yes." Erika replied honestly and smiling aloofly at her other half. "After all..." She started with a grin as Walker already knew what she wanted to say. He did remember THAT time as well.

… … …

Let's explain what everyone remembers first.

This was something that happened quite some time ago. A little after last year's Halloween. It took place in Mikado's apartment, much like every beginning for Mikado. Masaomi, his best friend from childhood, and Anri, the girl he met soon after classes started, were visiting him. The reason for that was simple. Masaomi had been bored, and quickly bothered Mikado since the boy had not hung out with him as much after the events of Halloween.

"Masaomi, this is a small place, please stop running around like a lunatic!" Mikado pleaded and saw Masaomi sit still next to Mikado's computer.

"Man, you need a TV. And a Playstation. And maybe an Xbox. How much money you got saved up?" Masaomi quickly asked, his eyes screaming his desire to go out and buy the mentioned items using his friend's cash.

"I'm not getting anything. If you're just here to bother me and the neighbors then please leave." Mikado had been serious but he quickly looked over to Anri with a smile. "Not you, Sonohara-san. You're welcome to stay here as long as you need to."

"Thank you." Anri smiled to him and took a sip of the tea Mikado had brought her before looking for her study materials.

They had gathered for studying but as always, Masaomi was much too hyperactive for Mikado's tastes. After settling in better, they finally got to studying, until Mikado's front door was knocked on.

"Just who could it be?" Mikado wondered out loud and walked over to the front door where he was soon tackled by a pair of otaku.

"We're here to say hi!" The pair said with a wide grin. What happened next was chaos. The planned study session became a manga study session and all three high school students were forced to listen to the otaku pair. Neither Kadota nor Togusa were there at the time.

About half an hour into it though, Masaomi had decided to ignore Erika and scooted over to Mikado's computer. He turned it on and fiddled around with the Solitaire game. Pretty soon, he was bored of that and started searching for anything interesting in Mikado's room. So eventually, he found something weird. A disk labeled 'brother and Mikado-kun'.

"Hey, Mikado…" He turned around to look at Mikado but his best friend was busy with Erika and Walker's ranting. With a pout, he simply turned back to the computer and placed the disk in it. It loaded quickly and Masaomi realized it was a video. So, like the curious teenager he was, he played the video.

"Huh?" Anri noticed Masaomi had disappeared and looked over to him. 'What's he watching?' She wondered to herself.

"Hey, don't ignore me!" Erika pouted as she noticed Masaomi had not been hearing her AT ALL. "What is…? Oh. My. God."

"Masaomi! Where did you get that from?" Mikado finally realized what was happening when he heard his own voice coming from behind him.

As Mikado tried to take out the disk from the computer, Masaomi and Anri had frozen from shock. Erika had fainted with a wide grin and Walker was trying to wake her up. It was after this event that Masaomi refused to acknowledge Shizuo and his usefulness; Anri started to suggest calling Shizuo should anything happen to Mikado, but also had trouble looking him in the eye without blushing; and Erika took every chance she could to warn Shizuo about the possibility of jail.

… … …

"Mikado!" Shizuo opened the door to Mikado's apartment to see the scene he pretty much expected.

"Ah!" Mikado's eyes were closed as the warm liquid shot in Shizuo's direction without hitting him. "Shizuo…san…" He called again while trying to sit up to reach Shizuo.

"Don't. You're just going to wear yourself out." Shizuo scolded him as he closed the door. He walked over to his younger lover and grabbed hold of him, completely ignoring how Mikado moved closer to his body. "How long have you been doing this alone?"

"Since…I woke…up…at nine…" Mikado lowly gasped at the hand that grabbed him.

"Sorry. You couldn't move at all to call for me, did you?" Shizuo seemed worried about the younger boy in his grasp and softly kissed him on the lips.

"Mmm… Nngh!" Mikado nearly fell back to his half dirtied futon but was laid there eventually by Shizuo. "Sorry Shizuo-san…"

"Don't worry, I figured that would happen. Let me get you some water. You're probably dehydrated by now." Shizuo spoke softly and walked over to Mikado's kitchen for a glass of water.

Once he fed the water to Mikado, Shizuo left the empty glass on the coffee table with Mikado's computer and proceeded to undress. Mikado could only watch as Shizuo got naked but tried to grab hold of him in order to bring him closer.

"Calm down a bit. It's been a while since we've done this, remember?" Shizuo reminded his younger lover but the boy managed to reach his lower member. "If it wasn't for this, I'd have waited until you were 20."

"I…know…" Mikado nodded and nearly cried out when he felt Shizuo enter a finger into him.

"Hey, can you keep going?" Shizuo asked as he bit one of Mikado's impossible ears and caressed the fluffy tail.

"Of…course…" Mikado submissively responded and swallowed again in order to pleasure his lover.

In the course of the next hour, Shizuo managed to give his fill to Mikado, who rested happily in his arms.

"Shizuo-san, are they gone yet?" Mikado asked softly, as he opened his eyes.

"Not yet. But it's okay. They suit you just fine." Shizuo replied with a smile and felt Mikado sigh.

"But you and Kasuka-san, it's noticeable you're brothers." Mikado murmured but yelped when he felt Shizuo fingering him again. "Don't… Stop, Shizuo-san… Please…"

"I'm not as bad as Kasuka!" Shizuo looked grumpy as he took Mikado's lips to quiet him.

'That's right.' Mikado mentally smiled to himself and closed his eyes. 'Shizuo-san is more open about things, even his principals. Kasuka-san on the other hand loves to secretly tape people, especially if they come closer to Shizuo-san. I'm glad he accepted me.'

As Shizuo made sure Mikado was enjoying himself, the younger teen made sure that Shizuo was as happy as he could be. Yet neither knew how right Mikado's thoughts had been. Though, actually, only wrong in a different direction.

… … …

"Here. I'm not sure why you needed this though. Everyone knows they do it." The unique-and-lovable-to-only-one stalker Mika handed Erika a disk labeled '4-24-11'. "Though near the end, something really weird happened."

"Thanks! And it's not that we know they do it, but rather, it's apparently really rare for them to do it, so I'll commemorate every occasion until Mikapuu is an adult." Erika grinned and added something for the non-bashful stalker, "But you can ignore the end, after all, aren't miracles and magic part of the unexplained?"

"I don't really care. As long as I can love Seiji-san, all the miracles in the world can remain a mystery for all I care!" Mika cheered and ran off to join her beloved.

"I'll have to give her a thank you present. Hmmm… But when?" Erika went into thought, not noticing Walker walking up behind her.

"Never mind your out-of-date trick, what are you planning on doing with that? Are you going to distribute it, Karisawa-san? That'd be too cruel. Or is it for your private collection?" He asked her curiously and watched her grin.

"Keeping it for myself might be a bit too much. I do want to see it though. I might go to Heaven. But I'll anonymously mail it to Mikapuu. I'm sure he'll want it too." Erika silently chuckled to herself and felt Walker sigh behind her.

'You were really angry about not knowing about that first disk, weren't you Karisawa-san?' He silently thought and was glad he never got her this angry, ever.

… … …

I wanted to see that earlier!

Easter End

Sissy: Happy Easter! I'm glad I made it in time. I was supposed to make this more MA like the extra, but it somehow ended up more comedy than anything. Well, this came to me out of boredom since I'd been working for three weeks without stopping so I had to entertain myself somehow. That's how I first imagined the scene with them finding the disk so I decided to make an Easter edition! Because bunnies love to hump. Hope you all enjoyed this anyways.