Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist nor Harry Potter.

The author also does not make any money on this here thing, as it written mostly for her amusement, and happily shares it, freely, on this here 'net for general responses and yes, even flames. All writing, due to the very nature of the 'net, is likely to be edited, drastically changed, or erased all - together on a moments notice, in a fit of anger, or perhaps sheer frustration, with or without forewarning and, well, most likely, no apologies at all.

Chappy number one will be up in a few days.