The Top 10 Reasons Why Macbeth Believes In Witches]
By Chris Rowe
Macbeth believes in witches because…
He fired a guy who called his wife one.
They have his secret girlfriend locked in a tower.
He once saw his wife in a facial mask at a spa.
They're his poker buddies.
They have unpaid speeding tickets on their brooms.
Because on his 6th birthday he got a witch instead of a clown.
They opened a "Dark Prophecies R Us" store outside his home.
They gave him prophecies which killed him.
They bullied him in school.
He knows three who owe him money.