-In which, Sakura is too short…

Yay! This is my 23rd fanfic and my 8th oneshot! Yay! I was just reading random stuff one day, and I saw this cute Vampire Knight mini-story in the 4th volume. For some reason, it just reminded me of how short Sakura was compared to Sasuke. And so that is how this oneshot came to be. Enjoy!

❤❀~Guilty~❀❤

"Sasuke! You jerk!"

Does she think she's threatening me?

And we zoom out to see Sakura trying to punch Sasuke while said Uchiha had his hand on her forehead, pushing her an arm's length away from him.

"Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!"

A sweatdrop rolled down Sasuke's head. It's because she's so short…

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"Hey, Kakashi-sensei?"

"Yes, Naruto?"

"Do you think all that moving is good for the baby?"

". . . Well, I'd be more worried about Sasuke."

"Why?"

And at that moment, in the distance, Sakura leaped into the air and kicked her boyfriend in the face.

"That's why."

"Oh… Poor Teme…"

Kakashi shrugged. "He deserves it, trying to rebuild his clan before the wedding…"

"Uh-huh."