Rated M for language and sexual themes.

As Ace entered the upper floor of the fire station turned apartment, he paused to remove his shoes. As he did, Kid went to the couch and dropped Law on it while Luffy mimicked Ace.

"Uh…Luffy? Why did you want to eat with them?"

"I want you to hear them." Luffy stated calmly as he stepped off the welcome mat. Ace paused and arched an eyebrow.

"Uh-huh….Ya know, I think I've heard them plenty."

"Nope. Just wait and listen."

Ace rolled his eyes as he pulled off his Converse, Luffy flouncing over to the pair to chatter excitedly at them. Kid, having been leaned over Law and kissing him senseless, pulled back from his lover to wave Luffy away and head to the kitchen. Law flumped back with a stupid grin, staring at the ceiling as kicked off his boots.

"Is he really that good a kisser?" Ace inquired, causing dark crimson stained lips to grin wider. The dark-haired male nodded and then sat up to make room for the freckled male, who accepted the offered spot with a tired sigh. Law stared intently at Ace as he drew his knees up to his chest. The two engaged in meaningless chit chat as Luffy pestered Kid as the red-head cooked. Eventually, Luffy got kicked out of the kitchen and came to join his brother and Law. As the surgeon's attention redirected itself, Ace let his head drop back, allowing his eyes to slid shut as the others went about their business.

Ace jolted awake as Luffy poked him in the ribs, shushing the elder as went to speak and mouthing 'Listen!' So Ace listened closely and heard words very familiar to him.

"I should tell you I'm disaster. I forget how to begin it…" a rich baritone sang.

"Let's just make this part go faster. I have yet to be in it…" a sweet contralto replied.

"I should tell you…"

"I should tell you…"

"I should tell you…"

"I should tell I blew the candle out just to get back in…" the contralto was good, but it sounded odd to Ace. He felt stupid for not placing right away and he didn't know why.

"I'd forgotten how to smile until your candle burned my skin."

"I should tell you…" Ah-ha! That was it!

"I should tell you…"

"I should tell you…" It wasn't a contralto. It was a countertenor! Which meant the second half was a man!

"I should tell…Well, here we go. Now we…" they joined together in a near perfect duet and Ace felt his heart sing. He looked to Luffy, who gave him a grin and nodded his head to the kitchen. They got up and peered in at the singers and there was a part of Ace that couldn't believe his eyes!

"Oh no…" the countertenor was Law and stared seductively up at Kid.

"I know this something is…Here goes…" Kid sang as placed lunch onto plates.

"Here goes…" Law echoed sweetly.

"Guess so it's starting to… Who knows?" Kid turned to face Law.

"Who knows…?" Law twined their fingers together.

"Who knows where? Who goes there? Who knows…Here goes…" they sang as one, stepping closer together, oblivious to their audience. "Trusting desire. Starting to learn. Walking through fire without a burn. Clinging a shoulder, a leap begins. Stinging and older, asleep on pins…So here we go. Now we…"

"Oh no." Kid near whispered it.

"I know."

"Oh no." Kid sang laughingly.

"Who knows where. Who goes there? Here goes…" They repeated the last line as the came closer and closer to each other, ending the song with a kiss and Ace squealed with joy. The two males jumped apart as if they had been shocked and turned to glare at Ace. Luffy started laughing as Ace hugged him tight. Now the elder understood his brother's actions. The younger was pointing out what he believed to be the best canidates. But then Ace frowned. Law was a man. He swore loudly to himself, startling the pair even more.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Kid snapped now that the magic of the moment was gone. Law pouted and pulled away from Kid in favor of fetching plates for himself and Luffy. Luffy wriggled free of Ace, snagged his plate and went to sit at the table, Law right behind him with his sleepy expression back in place.

"Nothing." Ace stated. Kid gave a look that clearly said 'bullshit' and Ace sighed. "Okay, okay…Well, I have a show of RENT that I'm directing and I really need a Roger and Mimi. I think you two would be perfect for the parts, but…."

"I have a cock?" Law supplied around a mouthful of food. Ace nodded and Kid laughed.

"Damn, that is a problem." Kid stated as he grabbed his plate. He sat himself next to Law, who leaned into the red-head as they ate. Ace nodded in agreement and grabbed his own food, noting that another plate had been prepared as he sat down.

They all ate in silence for a few moments. A tall blonde entered the room, his face hidden back his long bangs and he grabbed up the last plate. He sat himself on the counter and observed the room as he began to eat, an air of nonchalance radiating off of him. Kid grunted a greeting around his fork at him and the blonde nodded in return. As this took place, the gears in Ace's head turned and he suddenly grinned.

"I have an idea!" he cried out. "If it works out, will you two do it? Please?"

The pair stared at Ace for a moment before whispering to each other. The quiet conversation went on for several minutes as Luffy finished his food and reached for Kid's. A knife struck the table near Luffy's hand, compliments of the quiet blonde. Luffy stuck his tongue out at him and he fllipped Luffy off in return. After another moment, Kid sighed and kissed Law's forehead. He look to Ace and nodded.

"Alright. We'll do it."

Ace and Luffy cheered, hugged the couple and left, shouting their thanks over their shoulders as they ran out.

"The fuck?" the blonde murmered.

"Nothing you need to worry about, Killer." Kid stated.

"If you say so."

'We're okay!'