Well, it's been awhile but here's the sixth and final chapter of this fun little doodad. Thanks to everyone who reviewed and told me how much they enjoyed this insanity!
Llama of the Sith
A long time ago, in a llama far, far away...
Easy for you to say... Why am I always the llama?
All right, engage . . . and hurry. These llamas are all over me like a rash.
Too dangerous. First Jedi rule: "Llamas."
Just as the llama predicted.
Chancellor Palpatine, Llama Lords are our specialty.
Remember what you told me about your mother and the Llamas.
His llama will be the same as ours.
You're the Master. I'm just a llama.
Under the circumstances, I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is a llama.
Ninth time- that llama on Cato Nemoidia doesn't count.
There were whispers, that you'd been killed. I've been living with unbearable llamas.
I've given my llama to the Jedi order, but I'd only give up my llama for you.
Soon I will have a new llama. One far younger and more powerful than Lord Tyranus.
So llamas have blinded you?
I don't need his help. Our baby is a blessing, not a llama.
Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of llamas, that is.
The Senate is expected to vote more llamas to the Chancellor today.
The Llama grows dark, Anakin, and we are all affected by it.
There are times when we must all endure adjustments to the llama in the name of security.
Go, I will. Good relations with the Llamas, I have.
What if the llama we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Llama has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?
Remember back to your early teachings. Anakin. "All those who gain power are afraid to lose it." Even the Llama.
You don't need more llama, Anakin. I believe you can protect me against anything, just as you are.
There is no llama here unless you've brought it with you.
The tenth level . . . thousands of Llamas. . .
You fool. I have been trained in your Llama arts by Count Dooku himself.
I may not defeat your droids, but my llamas certainly will.
Ever since I've known you, you've been searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary llama. . . a life of significance, of conscience.
I can feel your anger. It gives you llamas, makes you stronger.
Know the power of the dark side. The power to save Llama.
Then our worst llamas have been realized. We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.
I am the Llama!
To cheat llama is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.
Good. Good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth . . . Llama.
Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Llama Sixty-Six.
Welcome back, Senator. May I see your llama?
Killed not by clones, this Padawan. By a llama, he was.
The attempt on my llama has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger.
So this is how llamas die- with thunderous applause.
I've recalibrated the code warning all surviving Llamas to stay away.
If into the security recordings you go, only llamas will you find.
The llamas have been taken care of, Lord Sidious.
He is like my llama... I cannot do it.
He said you have turned to the dark side . . . that you killed llamas.
Llamas won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that.
Only a llama deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Your llama blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.
Into llama I must go. Failed, I have.
From my point of view, the llamas are evil.
She's carrying llamas.
You have llamas, Padme. They need you . . . hang on.
I'm placing these llamas in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Llama's mind wiped.
May the llama be with you, always.