You are in a small tiled bathroom. In front of you stands a beautiful man wearing nothing but a towel. He is dry, but the shower behind him is running. The beautiful man looks at you with a charming smile and tells you to look at your man.
LOOK MY MAN
The beautiful man tells you to look back at him.
LOOK BEAUTIFUL MAN
Again, the beautiful man tells you to look back at your man.
LOOK MY MAN
The beautiful man instructs you to look back at him.
LOOK BEAUTIFUL MAN
The beautiful man tells you how sad it is that your man does not look like him. The beautiful man goes on to say that if your man stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like the beautiful man. The beautiful man tells you to look down.
LOOK DOWN
There is nothing of interest where you looked.
LOOK BACK UP
When you look back up you are on a boat at sea. The boat is fairly large and is decorated with various flags. You and the beautiful man your man could smell like are the only people present. The beautiful man stands in front of you, holding a bottle of Old Spice. A dress shirt falls from the sky and lands on his shoulders. He now takes off his towel, revealing shorts worn underneath. The beautiful man tells you to look at your hand.
LOOK HAND
You are not holding anything.
LOOK BACK AT BEAUTIFUL MAN
The beautiful man is now holding an oyster shell. Inside are two tickets to that thing you love. The beautiful man tells you to look again.
LOOK OYSTER SHELL
Suddenly, the tickets are now diamonds. From the diamonds emerges a bottle of Old Spice body wash. The beautiful man tells you that anything can happen when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
LOOK BEAUTIFUL MAN
You are now on a beach. In front of you, the beautiful man is riding a white horse.