A/N: This has got to be one of the more ridiculous plots in Kaiba-centric fanfiction. Mokuba needing a babysitter is- well he just doesn't need one. Not only is Mokuba old enough to watch himself, he is 10-11 years old after all, but he is the vice president of KaibaCorp. I just love how people forget that. If anyone needs a babysitter it is Seto, not Mokuba. :P

Usually when people use this plot it is to get into Kaiba's pants by taking care of Mokuba. Sadly enough, they never use Isono, instead it is always an OC or Jounouchi! He wouldn't trust either of them no matter if it is puppy eyes or charm. So I am here to present you this overused and abused plot point:

Babysitter for Mokuba

One dark and stormy night, Kaiba had a business venture that took him really far away. Mokuba needed a babysitter that could stay the night. But whom could Kaiba possibly trust? Might be easier to think about whom he doesn't trust… more options.

Malik, he thought to himself, now that seems like a great idea. So anyway, Kaiba called Malik on his cellphone.

"Hello, is this Malik?" Kaiba held the phone away from his ear as the person on the phone was mouth breathing.

"Yeah, this is Malik?" a gruff voice responded. Whimpers could be heard in the background.

"You busy?" Kaiba asked.

"No, not at all," Malik laughed.

"Can you babysit Mokuba? I have business to attend to," Kaiba was getting anxious; he had to leave soon!

"Yeah sure! How much you payin' me?"

"$600," Kaiba coldly stated.

"I will be right over there!" Malik said excitedly. Kaiba heard a click on the other line.

With-in 16 minutes Marik was at the Kaiba mansion. The gates opened and Marik wanted to stay round and look at the koi pond but it was raining all over his pretty hair, so he ran like a sissy to the door and and banged on it to be let in. Isono answered the door.

" has been waiting for your arrival," Isono stated. Malik grinned and walked into the drawing room. He helped himself to some sparkling cider that was provided on the coffee table as he waited for Kaiba to show him where to go.

Twenty minutes later, Kaiba walked in and started rambling about responsibility and such. Malik simply sipped his cider and thought about how he was going to spend $600. He thought about how he should babysit for Kaiba more often. There is a lot of money in it. However, he remembered that he is also filthy rich, so he doesn't need blood money from "Mr. Pomposity".

The first thing Malik did when Kaiba left the mansion was call up an old friend. "Yo, Bakura!"

"What? I can come in now?" Bakura asked.

"Yes, Mr. Stick-up-the-butt as well as his lackey, has vacated the building!"

"Finally… I can get out of these bushes. What was taking him so long to leave anyway; I thought he had places to go right away?" Bakura questioned.

"I don't know. Maybe he was putting on his make up. He also gave me this long lecture about God knows what on how to take care of Mokuba," Malik rolled his eyes. "I didn't pay much attention."

Bakura opened the door and hung up his cell phone. "Oh, I know how to take care of Mokuba," Bakura had this evil glint in his eye.

"Bakura, just what are you thinking?" Malik asked.

Bakura raced up stairs and Malik followed. Malik thought about how cute Bakura's butt was. He loved how either he, or Ryou dressed himself like that with clothing that fit, unlike Kaiba. Why does Kaiba wear ill-fitting clothing? Malik thought, his coats are way too big for him and I know he could afford a tailor.

When Bakura and Malik reached the top of the stairs, they begun to realize just how big this mansion was. Sure, it is a mansion but what door should they open to find Mokuba? Luckily, Mokuba walked out of the game room.

"Hey, you guys are my babysitters?" Mokuba asked, raising an eyebrow at his brother's choice.

"Yes," Bakura said. All of a sudden Bakura's ring began to glow and it knocked Mokuba out.

"That was easy," Malik said.

"Yeah I know," Bakura looked vaguely disappointed.

Malik bit his bottom lip nervously as he started to walk down the hallway. He looked back at Bakura playfully. Bakura started to run and Malik knew the game was on. They opened the door at the very end of the hallway to find a very nice bedroom.

"We should bring Mokuba in here to make sure his body is ok," Malik suggested. Bakura thought it was a good idea too so he brought him in the room and laid him spread eagle on the floor. Malik raised an eyebrow at the positioning.

"What? He looks cute like that!" Bakura laughed then closed the door.

Malik made little growly noises at his lover. He immediately took off his own shirt to reveal his sexy muscles and turned around because he knew Bakura just loved that scar of a bad childhood he had going on. Bakura wrapped his white arms around the latté, fem-doll boy.

"You know I can't resist that body of yours," he said in a low gruff voice. Malik could feel how aroused Bakura was by now. He turned around in Bakura's arms then nipped at his ears. Bakura pushed Malik down on the soft bed.

They made out for a long time as Mokuba's unconscious body lay on the floor.

When Kaiba came home, Mokuba was awake and watching in curiousity as Malik was skillfully giving the mysterious white haired male the reach around.

" You sick bastards! Get out of my house!" Kaiba yelled.

Malik, scared shitless, ran out of the room clothes in hand. However, the white haired male wasn't so lucky. He grabbed him by the back of his neck and pulled him back in the room. Mokuba slinked out before he could get into trouble for liking the show.

"How could you get involved in something like this Ryou?" Kaiba asked, concern weighed heavy in his voice.

Ryou gulped. "I-I woke up and that guy… was all over me... and- and. Please forgive me Kaiba it was all my fault. Send me to jail for all of the horrible things your brother had to witness do to my-" Kaiba put a finger over Ryou's mouth.

"You aren't the first person that Mokuba has corrupted. He is a sick kid." Kaiba looked down and sighed. Ryou, still naked and shamed was trying to hide his face rather than his parts.

"Wait, Mokuba?" Ryou questioned.

"Yeah, for some reason any baby-sitter I hire for him ends up naked and having sex with some stranger," Kaiba pondered this. "I have been trying to figure out why for quite a while now."

"Still there must be something I could do to make up for this mess," Ryou stated still worried that Kaiba would press charges on him.

With a sly look in his eye, Kaiba closed the door to his bedroom. Mokuba could hear sweet sounds coming from the room. "Yes!" Mokuba did a victory dance. Knew he was looking at one of those two.

A/N: What a plot twist. PFFT! Anyways next time we will deal with the lovable overused plot: Fix My Duel Disk!