This is the first chapter of Ph33rbenkthankslol's Harry Potter and Twilight Crossover

Rated T

Chapter 1: An Interesting Reunion

It was night at Hogwarts school of Magic. Most for the school was asleep but for three awaken people in the Headmaster's Office.

"I'm putting together a special team; it's filled with more than a couple of heroes," said old and wise Dumbledore.

"Can I be leader?" said Harry.

"No I'm leader," said Jacob.

"I'm sorry Harry, but you just don't seem the leader-y type," said Dumbledore sadly. "You wouldn't even be alive now if I hadn't set up everything that happened after my death, and you constantly have other people dying to protect you.

"That's exactly what Voldemort said to me before he tried to kill me…a bunch of times," said Harry.

"Well he was sort of right, despite your good intentions, your not very good at keeping yourself out of serious shi-."

"Well why the hell didn't you tell me this a while ago, you were all oh Harry, just love, love, love."

"You were about to face the biggest battle you were ever going to face….until now. I wasn't going to jeopardize your self esteem at the time."

"Yeah, good leaders have plenty of self esteem," added Jacob, "and I've got plenty of self esteem, all the sensible girls like me-

"-Cause you don't wear a shirt," retorted Harry, "I'm captain of a fucking Quititch team, what the hell do you captain?"

"-Team Jacob,"

"THAT DOESN'T COUNT!"

"Why? Because it's comprised of girls," replied Jacob softly, "are you being sexist."

"Who are you calling sexist, you're the one who takes your shirt off all the time…unless your doing it for the guys."

"I do it for Bella!" said Jacob furiously pronouncing every word.

"Okay, about that, you need to drop that girl, she isn't worth the jack shit you put Seattle through-."

"YOU SHUT UP, Bella loves me! she always has!"

"…..she just doesn't know it," added Harry sarcastically.

"EXACTLY," shouted Jacob.

Harry shook his head and then wheeled around at Dumbledore.

"Do you enjoy seeing two guys fight, or were you just about to break us up?"

"I'd figured you would have come to your senses, sooner or later," replied Dumbledore quiet unnerved. Anyway were waiting for a third party, then the team will be finally be partly complete."

"…weren't you dead?" asked Jacob after a few moments of silence.

"Well technically I did die when I was…you know, killed. But you see life and death are a bit more weird in the magical world. Effectively I am a ghost, slash living dead, artificial intelligent robot that's a computer."

"Isn't some that…stuff…..muggle, I thought you can't use electronic devices around Hogwarts," said Harry intrigued.

"I used magic and it was so, is the short answer," answered Dumbledore. "in effect I resurrected myself….somewhat."

"So when is the third party suppose to get here,' asked Harry looking at his watch.

"About now," answered Dumbledore glancing at his.

Suddenly the door to the office opened and a familiar figure stepped in. Half the people in the room froze in shock.

"Edward!" growled Jacob in fury.

"Cedric!" gasped Harry in shock.

"Hey Harry," spoke Cedric softly, "It's been a long time. How have you been?"