A/N: Hey everyone. So this is a little one-shot I came up with the other day while playing RE4. I know it's not the best but I hope it at least makes you giggle. Lemme know what you think. :P As for "Finding Steve", it's taking me forever to write the next chapter, but don't worry I haven't forgotten about it.

Dear Leon,

How are you? I haven't talked to you in a while. Since Raccoon City, right? I'm doing alright. Sherry is now in the hands of her extended family and I hope she's not too shaken up but then again, she watched both her parents die AND she had to deal with zombies... so there might be some lasting effects on her mind. What about Ada? Didn't she die? Sorry about that. I know you cared for her a lot…but I could have sworn it was her who threw that rocket launcher at me when that Tyrant nearly had my ass. She seems to have a lot of those shoved up her dress… Anyway. I still haven't found Chris. I know, he's an idiot right? Boys. No offense, but they're so dumb! Don't get me wrong. I love my brother to death, he just can be really stupid at times.

So down to business. As for my current location, I'm kinda in prison… yeah I know, crazy right? Well, what happened was that I was looking for that stupid brother of mine in Paris at one of Umbrella's facilities and I got caught. Really stupid on my part. So I got taken to this place called Rockfort Island and I have no idea where I am other than that, but it's just like Raccoon City. There was an outbreak here too (big surprise). But I actually met another survivor here, but I'm starting to think I'm not nearly as lucky as I was when I stumbled across you during the first outbreak. His name is Steve Burnside. He's… yeah there isn't really much I can say about Steve other than he's really annoying and really over emotional. He's actually standing behind me right now, and I'm pretty sure he's checking out my ass (creep). He's curious about Chris but thinks that we'll be stuck here forever. I don't think he has much faith in anyone, but that's when you come in.

Can you track down Chris for me since you're like a government official now I hear? Because that would be totally awesome of you if you could. I don't want to be stuck on this island forever. .. with Steve. I think I would literally shoot myself. But who knows. It might be nice to have someone around who isn't trying to eat me (well, I think he has other ideas in mind when it comes to eating me…) and maybe I might grow to like him… Wow. Way off topic. Anyway. Can you just send a chopper, please, and let Chris know where I am? Thanks so much, Leon. Well, I better get going before the zombies figure out I'm here. Where did Steve run off too now…? Anyway. I'll talk to you later. Email me back soon!

XOXO, Claire